in the airport

in the airport now... leavin for bangkok soon!!! damnn i just gt my need for speed pro street and i only played a race!!! ok guys see ya soon~~~ monday!!!!!!!!

in the airport

in the airport now... leavin for bangkok soon!!! damnn i just gt my need for speed pro street and i only played a race!!! ok guys see ya soon~~~ monday!!!!!!!!

Audrey's Birthday pics.

The flowers

Suzuki Samurai aka Jimny

smiles all round.

wonderful grilled bananas

the back ground is the place where they grill the meats.

see the evian bottle there? it costs SGD 6

the very frenly uncle who served us.

unveiling of the present

PIC OF THE DAY
YUM YUM IM GONNA EAT YOU!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

Audrey's Birthday!

actually had to work full day.. but decided to work only half a day.. went to bedok interchange to buy flowers(yes, dun rub your eyes, kelvin tng bought flowers). many people tell me the bedok 216 market flowers very cheap. but when i walked there market CLOSED for washing. wad the hell.. they take like 3-4 days to wash market. so i went to the florist opposite NTUC. and bought 3 daisies.. not very ex... not very cheap either.. but its ok la.. although us guys dun really understand why gers like flowers soooooooooooo much.. and guys who haven give flowers to their GFs. try it. hahaha their reaction will be priceless. =X yea.. den i went home to prepare for my genting trip which is on 7th dec 6.30am. (that will be the next post i hope). wrapped my present up. errr.. actually my mum thinks im hopeless in wrapping the box, she helped me wrap the whole box up.

both of us had difficulty deciding on where to eat.. but in the end we decided to eat at SAMBA. its at katong village. and serves buffet churrasco style. we arrived 20 mins b4 our reservation time but the kind staff gladly let us in. must really comment the uncle who served us. he was really very helpful, telling us how to control the speed of the meats with a 2 sided disc, explaining to us the different sauces etc. we had great fun and a great time eating delicious food. the beef had blood oozing out.. wooooo my fav! and they have their grilled bananas which was SUPER DUPER HEAVENLY.

after very fuller than usual dinner full of meat, we headed to TM to watch (say it in a very deep husky voice): THE GOLDEN COMPASS. hahahaha. yea. its was a SOLID show man! me and drey absolutely loveddddddddd it. but wth it has PART 2! gosh... have to wait again... dis was wad happened to narnia. look when part 2's coming out... tsk tsk tsk. and by the time part 2 comes. the little girl grow up already! den will have boobs! like harry potter's hermione. haha ok after dinner drove drey home and she finally opened her present. i think she likes it a lot! haha i shall post pictures either below.. or the next post.

I'm broke. and nobody understand me.

its another day of quarreling. i have just been told by my company that i would not be used at the end of this month. as of today my balance in the bank is a measly 157.98. im going to bangkok wif audrey and her mum and my sister. her mum paid the money 1st. super long ago. i pressed her to pay. she wouldnt budge. so i paid 1st. wad would her mum think of me next time. if i kept delaying the payments. so i paid my sister's share. i dun even noe wad im typing. im broke. thats the bottomline. she keeps asking me to work work work. she thinks its easy to find a job. which fucking company would wanna employ a student who can only work 2 days a week? its not easy. and she thinks im rich. he is not doing any help. talking so much crap everyday. i said it many times. not happy wif me just take a bloody knife and kill me. talk so much for wad? all talk and no action makes u look wimpy. seriouslieh. this place is driving me crazy. when was the last post abt these things? 2 months? it has been happening non stop for the past year. things arent looking very bright right now. someone tell me wad to do. i just screwed my weekend.

update.

i know many of you have been super impatient.. dat i did not update.. 1st thigns 1st. diet was a failure. i think im hovering around 99-100kg now.. i stopped when my mum came back from japan. the chocolates and biscuits.. i cant bear to give them a miss. and my mum spent 800 SGD MOSTLY on food. so u got it. i failed. haha

many things happened during this absence. an arson arsoned my common corridor. police and firemen came. and also some kid tried to steal from my corridor shoe cabinet. i called the police but while i was toking to the operator he ran away. DAMN IT. if only he let me catch again. i wallop him 1st for running away. punk.

gonna be quite a holidayious december for me. 1st going up to genting on the 7th and den to bangkok on the 14th. been 7 years since i been to bangkok and i think much has changed. during this period of absence. crude oil prices went up, cuasing petrol prices to soar like the bloody eagle. PUI. i remembered in 2006 how boon blogged abt the price hitting 70 per barrel. DUDE. its like close to a 100 per barrel now. even my dad who has always said that he wun go into malaysia to pump petrol has been doing that now when he goes into johore for golfing sessions.

US dollar going down.. spelling trouble for us. yawnz... last recession was the asian crisis in 1997. now is 2007. 10 year cycle sia. think we gonna plunge soon. better recover when im out finding a job. haha ok den.. i blogged! u people out there must be UBER hapy. at least my blog aint as dead as Audrey's one... =P

Day 2

Today is my 2nd day of dieting.. feeling fine. Duromine's magical effects are being felt again. dis time round.. effects aint that bad. i'm not feeling very thirsty as last time round. but i did get the insomnia part.. cant really sleep well last night.. or is it just me... hmmm i also think i got the easily irrtated side effect too.. damn.. its only the 2nd day.. target dis time round would be 80-85kg. thats a whooping 20kg. haha 2 bloody sacks of riceeeee. alright i shall achieve my target. already told audrey that my next buffet as a reward to myself would be when i hit 90kg. hahaha.

School is fine... haven really gotten into the momentum of studying.. last year i had couple of days where i would study in NUS wif audrey. dis year i have none. somemore wif the job. i keep giving myself excuses that im tired.. but den will be able to play Swat4 till 3am. am i mad or wad? must wake up my idea soon. FI is a toughie, especially wif a lousy lecturer.. half the time shes reading off slides. hai.. doesnt look good... hope the study guide would be comprehensive enuff for self study..

alright i sign off here.. will post updates of my weight loss(if any). haha

PRO song. YEEE HAA

呜啦啦啦火车笛随着奔腾的马蹄
小妹妹吹着口琴夕阳下美了剪影
我用子弹写日记介绍完了风景
接下来换介绍我自己

我虽然是个牛仔在酒吧只点牛奶
为什么不喝啤酒因为啤酒伤身体
很多人不长眼睛嚣张都靠武器
赤手空拳就缩成蚂蚁

不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
你们一起上我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了英雄也累了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个一起上好了
正义呼唤我美女需要我
牛仔很忙的

我啦啦啦骑毛驴因为马跨不上去
洗澡都洗泡泡浴因为可以玩玩具
我有颗善良的心都只穿假牛皮
喔跌倒时尽量不压草皮

枪口它没长眼睛我曾经答应上帝
除非是万不得已我尽量射橡皮筋
老板先来杯奶昔要逃命前请你
顺便喂喂我那只小毛驴

不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
你们一起上我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了英雄也累了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个一起上好了
正义呼唤我美女需要我
牛仔很忙的

back!

amazing.. 1 year just wooshed us by... remember a year ago it was ZOO DAY! followed by villa bali! yes! its been a year!!
we celebrated though i din plan much.. we had dinner at Cafe Biz @ traders hotel.. food was so-so.. kinda ex though. haha always have the guilty feeling after buffets.. since drey wasnt free.. she took leave on friday and we went to sentosa- quite long awaited since we said that we wanna try the luge thingy since like years ago. haha so friday we went to sentosa. hope ya like it my dear! haha. the next outing should be the tree top walk after steph and sheryl finish their exams. so i leave ya guys wif some pics from the 2 separate outings. More Pics can be found @ my facebook account. add me @ kelvin_tng@hotmail.com



5-tier Fondue @ Cafe Biz

Oysters are her fav

and mine too!

parting shot @ Cafe Biz



Self Taken pic @ Sentosa Monorail

Check out the similarities

i was kinda scared at this ride due to fear of heights.

@ Siloso Beach

Vodka Lime & Nachos @ Cafe Del Mar

Parting shot @ Sentosa (Skyride @ nite)

im lost.

my heart sunk. the one who gave me my life wanted me to end it. my heart is dead. and its all becoz of something dat i could not repair.


P.S: for this one time. i do not plead guilty. coz i am not. i tried to help u do it. was frustrated coz i could not do it. YOU did not help at all. giving me vague ideas of what actually happened. i did not go out to play or do fun things. i went to work mind you.. u say that i'm always in front of the comp. have you ever given me some thought of how tired i am juggling between work and studies? NO. u all just spot my bad points. when i am being spotted being at the comp in the night, its ASSUMED that i am there all thru the night. do u all have any idea that i have been studying? NO. u all just spot my bad points. if i were not tired, i would not have slept so early. did u all try to understand me? NO once again. if i was such a no hoper like u said i am. why don't u all just kill me? why lemme suffer here when home is just a place where quarrels happen and there is no peace at all? u all keep saying that i have a bad tone. did u even for a while think where i get this kind of stupid voice from? how could someone even talk to another shouting person? will the message get thru? i do not understand. why is all dis happening? is it me? is it u? or is it us? silence has been ongoing for years. we cannot even hold a decent conversation together. its not that i did not try. but it just cant work out. ppl have been telling me its another kind of love. but can u love me in the normal way? i have no idea when did i become your sore enemy. is it when i could not get 100 marks? or was it due to the constant failures i got for my secondary school tests and exams? why do u always give me the feeling that u detest me so much? do u really hate me that much? as i am typing all dis. tears keep flowing down. i dun wanna cry. i wanna be the strong cheerful boy that i have always been. but i cant stop the tears, they just fall down. audrey is right. dis is just an aftermath of years of silence. its true. there hasnt been a slight hint of communication going on. the communication we have is thru shouts and silences. thats the only communication we have in here. therefore im typing this now
as a reminder to myself. i do not wish to be such a father and never will i allow my family to run it dis way. NEVER.

soccer day

just came back from soccer.. its like after a 2 month break since my last injury.. definitely felt good to be back in the game. but due to those overeating of buffets. i was totally detached from the game. cant score, cant pass. but its okay.. give a few more weeks and i'll be back! wif a bang!

hahaha. the weather today was crazy!!! the sun was like burning.. and luq, pet and razali cant drink! respects to them for their endurance.

for now... its koon time.. yawnz...

tremors!!!

im in skool right now, waiting for audrey to end her lessons. den while in the lib, i tot the floor was shaking. due to headaches dis few days... i tot it was my head playing tricks on me. everyone in the library also no effect one sia.. tmd... Alas, on the radio, its reported that jakarta had an earthquake. so it wasnt my head.. and the people in the library were Insensitive. =X ok... i shall end here... my stupid head ache is back. i must find my best fren mr paraceptamol.

back.

after so long... im back... but dis post will be a short one... just came back from watching The Invasion. Nicole Kidman is HOT man!!! hahaha. she looks absolutely gorgeous even at her age. dunno why tom cruise dumped her.. anyway...

watched 881 wif my mother and sisters and audrey last week at vivo. the show was good. and the song thats in my play list was the best song... coz its sung as if my uncle was singing it. my mum told me that he told her that at times when he was in intense pain. he would call out to any higher being up there to just take him away. its was sad. kudos to royston tan. nice to see budding talent from singapore that can again make audiences laugh and cry.

results are out. managed to pass all. but after the 'before result effect' even ended. the 'after result effect' kicked in. although i passed all. the results were shit. out of 4 units. only 1 had a classification. i have to buck up. real soon. coz now that seventh month is over. the mid autumn fest is coming. after that, its CNY! and after CNY.... its the Mocks.. omg.. crazy stuff man..

ok.. i shall end here.. tata!!

mummys home

my mum's home. thank you frens for all ya verbal support via tagboard.

but the bad news is.... my mum has actually already had a minor stroke. so minor she din even noe when it happened. the doctors at SGH found a clot in her brain via the scan. and though the vein is as fine as hair.. they say that it still... a stroke...

the even badder news is... the doctors told her that nobody survives a 2nd stroke... this is really bad news.. really hope my mum takes things real easy.. this year haven been good. hope the next will be.. anyway.. it just aint fair.. its like we were all the way there in sickness and in death. but now even a phone call seems so far? is it that hard? life's lessons... GET WELL SOON MUMMY!

update

an update from the previous post. the 'taking' of spinal liquid was terrible. doctors at CGH are really... us*less. not forgetting they tried to IV my mum. they had to do it 3 times. ppl who experienced failed IVs can attest to how painful it is. now its times 3. and its becoming blue black now. back to the spinal liquid thingy. this doctor was there happily injected my mum hoping dat the liquid would miraculously come out. not a drop came out. 2nd try... so that means 2nd needle into a diff place in the spine. (try to imagine wad my mum is going thru?) 2nd try fail. HE DEN TRIED THE FUCKING THIRD TIME. same outcome. this time, he said,"jia lat jia lat" . come on man... how UNPROFESSIONAL can doctors be? wad kind of confidence is he giving to the poor patient who happened to be my unfortunate mum? after that he called another doctor who came. then he said. 'jiu xing lai le jiu xing lai le' i just have dis to say to that doc. 'TIU LE LO MO'

The doctors also have a knack of being GEI KIANG. they refused to give my mum anarex today. and kept giving her tramadol, which is something like panadol plus something else which does NOTHING to help in pain relieve. other than that. they also like Ranieri the 'Tinkerman'. they change medicine every day. how the fuck can my mother be ok when u fucking change the stupid bloody medicine everyday?

enuff is enuff. i rescued my mum from hell today. by transferring her to SGH. i felt so at home in SGH. for now, lets just continue praying that my mum will be fine. (shes a little better btw.)

enuff of ranting. i wanna thank those who tagged supportive words to me.. cheryl for your sms. and of course william who came all the way from queenstown to changi hospital to visit my mum. last but not least, i wanna thank my gf for being there when i needed her so much. u guys made my bad day better. thanks.

the brain scan was fine. thanx guys. now they wanna take some spine fluid. will try to get my mother out of CGH later on.

you will be fine.

as i type this post.. my heart is very heavy... i have never experienced this in my life b4... i feel like crying.. this is just so unfair..

yesterday my mum went got admitted to hospital coz of she was having severe head ache. to the point where she was so tensed up. tot she was having stroke synptoms, so i rushed her to the hospital. seriously dun like the idea of CGH. but at this point of time i just gotta trust them. she did a brain scan just now. i dunno wad else to type already. so frens who are reading dis post. pls pray for my mummy's safety and health..

Dedicated to 叔叔

My uncle passed away this afternoon at 1630. He has been suffering from cancer for the longest time. In my memory, he has always been a very very strong man. He was a regular in SAF serving as Guards. i had always been close to him. sometimes staying over with him during weekends when he would bring me out for MacDonald's. He was tough on me, due to the fact that im the only male descendent of the Tng family. He taught me how to open canned drinks, climb those old playgrounds which are very high. He was almost like a father to me. When i celebrated one of my birthdays and my dad was out-station. He reprimanded me in the room when i got out of hand. there are so many memories in my mind of him. its almost impossible to list them all out here. 3 weeks ago, i dreamt of him, telling me he has recovered from cancer already. when i told my mum. She told me that was a sign.. On the bright side, he has finished suffering. from a very hardy and rugged guardsman, i saw how he became like a pack of bones.

叔叔, u have suffered enuff. now u shall go to a place where there is no more pain and suffering, and u will be sorely missed.

P.S: as for the tagboard wars. i hope that this person can stop whatever he/she is doing. what goes around, comes a round. full swing, full force. at least stop till the end of dis week as a mark of respect.

Greetings!

hahaha been ten thousand years since i blogged... but was pleasantly surprised by dis particular VERY free guy... who came to tag my blog... but den ar... i not bitch leh... im a guy leh... and i dun act cute... hahaha. i know u have been religiously visiting my blog.. just leave a tag la... why so shy sia?

anyway im not here to discuss over this guy... i wanna show u guys how a bloody stretched muscle can result to THIS!

AND THIS!


The dates speak for themselves... its THE ATTACK OF THE BLUE BLACK! hell.. im going to the doc tomolo.. sorry guys for grossing u all wif dis pics.! hahaha. oh ya! haven post taiwan pics =X

.

sometimes.. i really feel so down and helpless.. i really dunno wad to do.
from my previous post.. i promised u guys pictures.. but blogger is really slow nowadays.. i take like 5 mins to upload 1 silly pic. so its pissing the shit out of me.
found a new job.. kinda cool.. glad to be doing some thing related to what im studying now..
previous post mentioned abt the bad stuff.. the good finally arrived, like wad shiying said..
she passed her driving with 4 demerit points, company keeps her, lets her pursue her studies in normal sem. what more could anyone ask for?

ladies and gentlemen.

its been a very long time since i last blogged.. many things have happened after my exams. or should right on the day of my exams.. maybe most things din happen on me myself, but somehow or rather i was almost 90% affected by it. lemme give u guys a blow by blow encounter. things cant get any worse can it?

1st blow: TP fail.
2nd blow: screwed up job.
3rd blow: screwed up results.
4th blow: fail appeal
5th blow: shortage of units to graduate.

there are little things here and there but i would not wanna mention them here.. but like every golden age, there has to be a fall. likewise, every suay man will have a heng time. if u all dun really understand, dun bother. just know that if u think u are damn down on luck. someone out there is experiencing worst.

Taiwan trip was a blast. i guess 4 days aint enuff. dunno much to say.. shall let pics do the toking. shopping in taiwan aint suitable for me at all. its too bugis streety. as my cousin says, its 100 bugis streets added up. which he loves. haha but the food is splendid! tip from me, be a little more adventurous in your eating exploits. haha and another tip, dun walk, take bus, mrt or cab. 3 streets is NEAR! all in all, nice time, nice company. special thanx to my cousin soon leong for tolerating my rantings and also my dear audrey for tolerating my occasional black faces. will try to do better next time! =P

few days after the trip was a solemisation ceremony of my aunt. it was held at one rochester. the ambience there is very nice. and overall i must say its a nice place to hold dis kind of ceremonies. audrey loves that place so much. haha.

this few weeks or months, my family seems to be plagued by a deadly disease. its called the S****L disease. im starting to lose it. even to the point of trying to strangle her right in front of my mother. she is getting more rude by the day, till the point i cant even see her as my sister. and there is my mother, claiming that everything she does is right. is that a good sign or bad one? good in the sense, she noes wad shes doing. and bad as in she given up hope on her. nobody in the Tng family has gone into the Normal Stream. looks like shes destined for it. like wad my mum says, dun go into normal tech, she can 'tou xiao' already.

right now, my parents are away in genting, and she has been giving me problems non stop. even till the point where i need to cool myself down by sitting in the living room trying to call someone to tok to. and with my hands trembling. 2007 has not been a good year. nope it hasnt. and we are only halfway through.

flying off

haven been blogging for quite some time. just wanna say dis few words.

I WILL NOT ALLOW U GUYS TO RUIN MY HOLIDAY.

Its the final countdown.

the end is drawing near... the Champions league final is 12 hours before my own final with PBF. god damn it.. where got so zhun one...

IBM sux big time.. i only hope for a 35... hai.. i think im crazy. right after my exams on thursday. im gonna work at the food expo. AT THE EXPO again. im gonna sell HuiJi Waist Tonic. so guys if u all wanna buy things come find me k? haha

nothing much to blog abt now.. just popping by to give readers some updates..
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9 days left...

my last paper is 9 days away... dis few weeks/months.. i really miss some things...
i miss soccer the most... its like i haven been detached from soccer for so long! (not including when i was injured).
i miss the days where i can wake up.. and have not so many things to think?
miss the nights where i can sleep in fucking peace and not self generate questions at night, and waking 3am to solve those questions.
miss the NOT MUGGING days.
enuff ranting.. just realised UOL exams aint that bad. coz tonglong in ACCA is having exams AFTER MINE.

pirates on the day i finish exams! ARGH!!!!!!! 2 more papers!!!!
dear british examiner, i just hope to pass IBM. just pass it. 35 enuff ok? i buy u some beer.?

i'll tok abt how dumb british papers are the next time.(no cals for maths exams. basic cals for stats? a big LOL for u ppl.)

tribute

http://www.stomp.com.sg/lovein/mumcon165.html

though i din win... =)


cant sleep the whole night.. tossing and turning.. hai.. the body must not fail me now. GO GO GO!

just when i need u the most.

i've been searching high and low for u.. damn it.. u just disappeared after NUS and NTU finished their freaking papers.

i lost my motivation. i told audrey about my analogy.. here goes..

wad i feel exactly, its like all of us NTU NUS SIM etc etc are all british soldiers.. just dat they are assigned to Asia while im in Europe. both fighting wars (exams). but the freaking thing is.. Japan surrendered 1st. and Germany hasnt. so there u NTU/NUS ppl are having fun now.. im still left here to fight the freaking war. u guys call me. 'eh tng, soccer leh. / eh lai leh, 3 games.' argh! how the hell am i suppose to fight dis war!?

ok i think im toking lotsa crap here but i seriously think dis analogy is relevant! haha 3 more days to my 1st paper.. and im lying if i tell u im not panicking.

anyway, thanx for listening to my rants. now its back to multipliers, hicksian, slutsky etc. PUI!

downtown line...

Click on image to enlarge it. =)

At 1st when the news was reporting this downtown line thingy.. i was thinking.. chey... another line coming up... yawnz.. den i wikied and found dis map! and realised how exciting our rail is gonna be!! by 2030, we will have like 540km of rail! more den london's 408km tube.

take a closer look, although dis map is not confirmed. Reservoir has its own station!! wooohooo. that means SHIOKness! who needs LRT lines when u have a MRT station at your doorstep. haha. this only spells that Singapore is still developing.. and the excitement sure is buzzing like mad. Air Hub, Biotech Hub, Life Sciences Hub, IR Hub. everything also hubba hubba like starhub. hahaha.

mr PM, can i have a pay raise too? promise to donate it away too. =P

chill.

came across dis story and tot it was funny. come on u NUS NTU SIM guys out there.. take a llllllllittle break and read dis story. haha enjoy.

[Anger Management]

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"
He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I
had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"
He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"
He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.
He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole,"
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***,"

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.




ALl DA BEST FOR EXAMS!

RIP Virginia Tech

was watching CNN last night.. and i want to express my 2 cents worth.. or 3 cents? haha anyway.. kinda sad that dis kind of things do happen.. and i must urge the US govt to wake up their ideas about their gun laws.. saw on CNN last night dat .. the US had approx 200 million guns.. and the gun companies are producing 3m guns annually. WTF. need so many guns for FCUK!?

was chatting with william and hy last night abt this issue. funny things came up. like:
william: THAT GUY SHAMED ASIANS!
just when u tot he was gonna say something good.
will: 100 rounds hit 33 only!
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and another one..
hy:why they dun sell grenades ar?

gosh.. i have pro frens who play pro GB..

regarding my personal life.. life is fine.. not too bad.. i think im on schedule for my exams.. THINK is the keyword. im going on a holiday to taiwan dis june with audrey and my cousin soon leong. looking forward to it man.. we were at chinatown sourcing out for great deals. i bet we went to more den 10 agencies.. and got around that number of quotations.. actually planned on a budget of max 600. 1st agency we asked. quoted 800+!! WTF. we din give up, and we tot we hit gold when we have a 769 quotation for 4d3n on SQ. nope. we went to another agency and we got stunned by their price 478. we pondered and pondered whether dis was one of the bogus agency and we went back to this lady and ask her for a requotation. the look on our faces was PRICELESS. 478 was only the hotel fee. wtf! we din see properly and assumed the underlined price WAS the total price. haha in the end we settled to Giam Soo Intl. offering us a price of 584.50. 4d3n at Kilin Hotel and on board Jetstar Asia. Truly looking forward to it!!

i think my car is a transformer.. last week, a mysterious scratch appeared on the left of my car. it must be.. the TOM YAM ALTIS is OPTIMUS PRIME in disguise! P.S(Mr Prime.. u were once a TRUCK.. why choose my thai-made altis?) haha till den.. CHIONG ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

pissed

im super pissed now... pissed at myself not being able to protect her when she needs the protection. and pissed that she has fucked up frens. being drunk doesnt fucking warrant u a chance to take advantage of girls. u chao chee bye. u better dun let me see u in NUS. i'll drink 10 cans of beer and kill u. FUCKER.

as promised.=D

Me @ carousel

Oysters sure looked Gooooooooooood!

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPS*

everyone loves fonduesss

GLORIOUS CAKES!!!!

US(after all that food)

'simple' dishes =P

Audrey: who cares abt pictures, lemme have my food 1st!! rawr!

awfully awful. =X

Bdays!!!!!

i always loved bdays!!! in my 23 years of life.. i never missed celebrating one bday!! this year was no exception. it started on sunday, 1 day b4 my bday. me and audrey went to royal plaza on scotts to have buffet at its restaurant.. called carousel.. its halal so we saw quite a few muslim diners there.. food was GOOD! and since i was supposedly still on a diet.. i ate wif caution.. and for the 1st time.. i had enuff place in my stomach for dessert!! omgoshh.. until den i knew wad i always was missing out when it came to hotel buffets.. their pastries and cakes... one word.. SIBEI SONG!!!!! ok thats 2... their oysters were gooooood!! i think i ate 10 of them until audrey had to stop me from eating somemore.

For dis year's present, audrey bought me a nike tee and a columbia berms. she know dat i am such a poor thing.. always wearing the same OP berms to skool and let ppl luff at me.. so she bought that! hahaha thank you dear!!

on my bday itself, nothing unusual.. was watching 300 on ppstream when Daniel Ho stormed my room and shouted 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' hahaa incidentally, i think daniel never missed any of my bday celebrations! lolz he came with his gf xueni and they both bought me a arsenal cap! latest season one! thanx buddy! and gf. hahaha. actually wanted to go out for dinner but my mum decided to cook. 'simple' dishes she said. in the end there was curry, pork chop, chap chye, hei zou. simple indeed. oh i forgot to mention, earlier in the day me and my mum went to buy the awfully awfully chocolate cake(extra awfully intended). so after dinner we cut the cake.. and ate the cake.. it was not a bad 23rd bday after all..! oh man.. after i hit 21.. things have coming thick and fast like a fat piece of lard hitting me. and as my mum always say.. "好命做人家的爸爸了!!" i cant agree more.. but theres still 2 years more of skool.. so mum.. pls dun so kan chiong wan me to be father la. hahahaha!!

forgot to mention, the previous post was done by my darling gf as a present to me..!! it was sooooooo sweeeeeeeeeet of her.. haha thx dear!!

so thats it.. a bday post for the year 2007. as usual i will upload pics on the next post.. lotsa them so stay tuned!!

darls 23rd bdae movie clip.wmv

TPJC Alumni Band Concert Pics

Alumni Band Concert

it was quite a wonderful concert.. at least i din screw up my solo... haha woke up rather early today.. had to attend briefing for ushering stuff... was quite screwed coz the trpt section... out of 7.. 5 din have silver ties... in the end dear kind mazlynnah had to go to town in FBT shorts to get the ties for the members. (really like to thank mazlynnah for helping me so much!) anyway.. i rushed to skool in cab only to find out that the briefing which was supposed to start at 12.30 was being pushed back.. and PRO hy took bus.. damm.. i should have took bus also sia..

did filing stuff with the main band SL.. but seriously screwed up.. during rehearsal.. we could not find score.. wah kao.. super duper stress man... i gotta admit i din really fulfil my job as SL dis time round.. dunno why.. but the passion just died down.. thankfully today marks the end of the alumni.. at least until someone picks it up again.. and i dun really noe whether i will pick up the trumpet and play it again...

TL prepared a cake for me and shufi coz our birthdays is coming in like 2 and 3 days time.. was kinda touched by it although CY let the cat out of the bag by passing daryl the 'Happy Bday' score right in front of me.. haha. thx for sabo also....

It was really nice when teachers still remember you and your name after like 4 years since u graduated.. thats wad happened to me. 'commando lee' saw me at the corridor and talked to me.. asking how was i doing.. and after the concert, Mr Samad was there too and he actually called my name and said that i was the mischievous one who played 'mary had a little lamb' for mary lim during the teacher's day concert. hahaha. good ol` days indeed...

i will post pics up.. asap stay tuned!

Diet update

Into my 3rd week of dieting now..... weight has dropped 5kg.. to 95kg... kinda slow.. but this time, i tried to do it differently..

In the 1st week, i tried to do it the previous way.. that is.. eat breakfast.. den skip as many meals as possible.. or just keep drinking fish soup.. which really suck man.. i get frustrated so easily becoz i cant eat things dat i wanna eat.

the routine i went on last year which made me drop to 85kg was like dis... afternoon was just fish ball soup.. dinner a little rice.. no in between snacks at all... and almost a few months of non sinful food. at all.. but guess wad? after i stopped eating the pill.. i gorged like a hungry ghost.. which leads to my current weight...

so after the 1st week.. i decided against the same mistake.. i shall eat! and i did. but really in moderation. and of course this time i exercise.. and hopefully i can change my eating habits so i wun rebound to the same weight after i stop eating the pill. so guys... and gals.. wish me luck in this long journey! till den...

CNY Resolution

simple. to lose weight.

i have reembarked on my journey to losing weight. bought the appetite suppressant yesterday.. and it my last day ended with a 2 piece chicken meal from KFC. haha

wish me luck guys.. on this difficult journey.. to apologize for the lack of posts the previous month. i shall upload a photo to let u guys laugh it out! wahahaha. my family's 'WU LIAN PAI'

so it ends..

Chinese new year came and went... wasnt a fantastic one coz of the looming mocks.. had a shuffle in the places we went.. instead of going to my godma's place last, we went to my grandma's place last instead, which is so much better coz we can be wif our cousins. decided to watch "Just Follow Law" with my cousins and we watched the 1am show on the 1st day of CNY! how coooooooooool is that... 1st time i did it. haha. 2nd day, ppl came to our place.. but it was interupted when my uncle whos suffering from cancer bled non stop and had to be sent to the hospital. i rushed to his place from sengkang.. raining heavily, i din care wad speed i was going. at times i felt that the tyres had zero traction at all. kinda scary when i think abt it.. when i reached, the bleeding stopped. and he din wanna go hospital.. so things were back to normal. played mahjong wif william and ei hua and steph till 6am. slept..

awaken by my mum at 10, worse was to come, my uncle bled again, and also vomitted blood. as my dad was there already, we took a cab.. judging from the way my dad spoke, we tot the outcome looked gloom. i have to admit that i cried in the cab.. coz i am very close to this uncle.. ambulance picked him up rushed to CGH, he was saved. it was so life threatening that the paramedic told the ambulance driver, " can u give me 6 mins?!" and the driver agreed and zipped off.

My uncle is fine and well now.. the bleeding was caused by a major artery suppling blood to the brain. the doctors at SGH blocked the artery ( which could lead to paralysis) but miraculously, he survived it. without any effects. thank god.. sometimes i wonder.. he is in such pain.. does prolonging his life mean prolonging his pain too? i saw scenes that u only see in drama, like the doctor asking.. 'do u wan us to do nothing and let him bleed to death?', 'if we block the artery, how much effort u wan us to use coz he could be paralyzed or become a vegetable". questions like dis.. are super tough to answer.. hmmmmmmm i think dis is enuff for one post.. and in the next post.. i shall reveal wad i did in relation to this incident.

when is the limit?

i guess nobody is reading dis blog anymore.. but who cares..? i dun give a damn. coz i created dis blog to be an outlet for myself.
i dunno wad i did wrong. everything good or helpful i do just vanishes into thin air. and every shit i do. get magnified 10 thousand times. and while all dis mutha fucking thrash is going on. its just vice versa for the someone else! someone comes home tired. he/she can ignore the whole fucking world and treat them like they owe them money. i come home tired, when i go sleep, im branded lazy and good for nothing. when he/she goes sleep, its coz he/she studied super hard. maybe i should just youtube harder. maybe thats called studying. now shit dis fucked up life.

1st post.

Heres my long awaited 1st post of 2007... 2007 started well wif the vivo countdown.. nothing of the previous post i written. though the money is little. i had my share of fun. haha.. 2007 has come and 22 days passed us by just like whooooooooosh! which also means my exams are swooshing pass sooner den eva! im kinda worried man.. hmm.. but worried also no use.. be a mugger lor..

2007 is kinda boring.. mundane stuff.. nothing much to tell.. but yesterday i did something dat i never do b4.. i volunteered. wow. and its not for CIP points. hahaha. i went to mann fatt lim, a temple in tanah merah. they had a 'give rice to old ppl' activity which required volunteers. it was audrey who asked me to do it. but i gladly agreed. haha. it was an eye opner for me.. u noe u watch hong kong serials. their corridor where both sides also got house one.. and the house is 1 room onli. means u enter, thats your bedroom cum living room cum kitchen cum toilet. maybe just slightly bigger than the size of a prison cell. kinda a culture shock.. though we just gave them rice, milo and biscuits. u could see their eyes filled up wif gratitude.. and saying thank you non stop.. which was heart wrenching to see.. most were polite even. definitely worth the sweat man. i think i should do more.. and have more karma.. haha. it was a good experience nonetheless..

i watched blood diamond with audrey a few days b4.. ppl out there who said they din shed a tear.. u are heartless.. i admit i did shed a tear or 2.. it was just too horrible.. the child soldiers.. and the poor african ppl who were made to mine for raw diamonds.. and never even seen real diamonds in their entire life.. the scene where the innocent ppl were running back to the govt side and were killed by crossfire.. shows how bad the situation was.. but after the show i had 1 question.. di caprio dodged 10 thousand bullets! how is that possible? and the last and onli shot he sustained, he KOed. kinda amazing..

Last topic of this post, i went for my mechanic fren's gf's 21st bday just now.. i waited for an hour.. and still my fren din come.. i am kinda lost for words.. in the end, i left the place.. and kept the present.. i dunno.. im not sad.. just disappointed.. and the rest of those ppl in camp last time.. they are still his colleagues, none went. one even told me he was going. but he din even tell me he backed out until i called him today.. its sad.. are ppl really so heartless? in army, like buddy buddy go out kopi all those. but we cant even keep in contact after leaving. 2.5 years went by and i think i dun even have a good fren in army. i guess its time to move on and forget these ppl. why bother when ppl dun bother? maybe that differentiates a NSF and a regular.