Saturday, May 24, 2008

Mentos Cool Chews VS my teeth.

Mentos cool chews pwn my tooth.. haiz.. it was an accident waiting to happen.. afte r8 years.. i guess the filling already dulan already.. Hazwan, if u readin dis.. better prepare money for compensation.

Mentos whacks half the tooth out.
Aftermath.. half tooth gone at 12am..
boycott pls..

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

crazy world.

the whole world seems to be crazy. for one. i think most of my family members are. one overshot her sms by 1100+. but instead of blaming her for not sending her smses wisely.. her beloved mother blamed singtel. SINGTEL GIVE ONLY 500 SMS WHERE GOT ENOUGH!? hmmm 500 not enuff? of course not enuff when u sms things like. 'wad u doing?' 'yes'. the point is .. when u type a YES as an sms. u spend 0.0535cts divide by 3 on ONE BLOODY CHARACTER.(worse if its a 'no' or a 'k') dats not rocket science is it? or rocket maths for that matter.

i noe u are pissed coz your arm hurts. but it just sucks when u just blow up at anyone who happens to be there ( sadly, i happen to be there 80% of the time). and to the other one. 'what u want' doesnt sound very nice u noe? i dun owe u anything. so PISS OFF.

oh ya.. regarding blaming singtel. i rest my case coz she wans to spend $250 to terminate a line and get a starhub line. which doesnt really make sense. cant u get your child to curb some of her itching fingers and not sms redundent and may i say even STUPID BO LIAO stuff to her so called FRIENDS.

tsk tsk.. wad kind of world is dis.. SHIT world. SAI!!! TAIK!!!!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

suayest day..

i think 13th May 2008 is my suayest day ever. its my management maths paper today. paper is 2.30pm. i left my home at around 1.15pm after packing my bag. meeting desmond at 1.50pm at control station. while in 14. jason called me.. and go thru the things we need to bring. when he mentioned CALCULATOR. i rummaged thru my bag for it. ALAS. I DIN BRING MY CALCULATOR! I PANICKED. HOLY SHIT KELVIN TNG U ARE TAKING A MATHS PAPER AND U FORGOT YOUR CALCULATOR!

i asked jason to help me find one. and immediately called Danil. luckily.. he still at expo.. apparently he stayed back after his maths 1 paper to eat lunch. phew.. i got my calculator from him.. Thanks bro.. if never get from you i would have panicked all the bloody way to expo.

den after walking ten gazillion years from mrt station to Hall 1. i walk to the board to find my candidate number and name. there were millions of ppl there. crowded and stuffy. and somemore i haven fully recover from my flu. so i was blurred. i look and look for my candidate number C6656. wtf. dun have.. i search again. holy shit. WHERES MY NAME!?!?!? i couldnt find my fucking name!!!!!!!!! i panicked again. tmd. its 2.15 already. and the person sitting at the table seems like he dunno anything. i waited till about 2.20pm den ask the guy. he also blur blur one.

lucky got one more laojiao invigilator come by.. and gave me another seat.

after 2 panic attacks.. i went into the hall totally exhausted.. saw the 1st question.. got a shock of my life. calmed myself down.. and skipped.. phew.. in the end.. in a paper where u choose 5 out of 8...(i studied only 5). i managed to finish 5 of my questions.. a pass is secured.. i hope for a B..

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Inflation is hitting us..

been sick for past 2 days.. was chatting wif our beloved Will.i.am
this happens.

...---... Tng- says:
hows work?
=ウィリアム= says:
not bad
=ウィリアム= says:
got stuff to do
=ウィリアム= says:
but the food not so good
...---... Tng- says:
tsk tsk tsk
...---... Tng- says:
pay and eat
...---... Tng- says:
or STARVE
...---... Tng- says:
they should print that in the canteen
...---... Tng- says:
banner like
=ウィリアム= says:
lol
=ウィリアム= says:
especially the ***** auntie
=ウィリアム= says:
cheebye one
=ウィリアム= says:
give so little !
=ウィリアム= says:
KNNB CHEEEEEEEEEE BYE
...---... Tng- says:
LOL
...---... Tng- says:
rice expensive now..
...---... Tng- says:
bo bian..
...---... Tng- says:
boil potatoes to work next time
=ウィリアム= says:
dont give so much rice la
=ウィリアム= says:
give more liao la
=ウィリアム= says:
the chicken 4 piece nia
=ウィリアム= says:
even my lampa also bigger than 1 piece !


lol. inflation really hitting us bad.. even william swears like no tomorrow.