Sunday, June 12, 2005

true me?

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more open with you.
With respect to money, you are a bit stingy.
You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society.
You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

halo guys.. thursday today.. ultimate sianzation.. did my IRF(immediate response force) duty on tuesday. kinda sux to da MAX! 1stly im the irf com. den my 'men' is one of my mechs. he is dis new guy.. his attitude sux man.. seriously i hate him.. thinks he is a BIG fuck..

1st fucking up: when we were rushing for time on a friday. we were doing track and we were running late.. he smartly CLEANED the track pin despite me and master hoe telling him,' faster hit in can liao' he still did it his way.. at dat point of time i was agitated. but too bad i still CPL. still small fuck.

2nd fucking up: he was doing battery in V200. confined space. den he ask a question,' can i cut dis spanner into a shorter one? i mean seriously, im serious u noe?' i was like WTF. nabei tok simi cock? cut spanner? siao gina.

3rd fucking up: he was doing irf wif me. had a super garang DO. confirm turn out. had staff parade at 2200. was told of turnout at 2300. 1 hour i lazy to go up bunk so i stayed in the guard room. he happily strolled up. in the end he came down. turned out without wearing his head dress. nabei.. dun understand dis ppl.. den morning had to raise flag.. i was raising the state flag(1st to go up) the other irf raised the RSAF flag(last to go up) and he raised the SAF flag(2nd). when i raised.. he wait. the other person also wait.. den i say to him while raising my flag,' eh raise leh waiting for wad?' his reply was,' i tot is the other person? i not 2nd wad. i tot dis i tot dat' knn lin pei fire up liao coz dis flag raising shit is damn stress one leh.. can sign extra till i sign on RP. so i told him raise and stop arguing. haiz.. in the end he last person to coil the string.. he somemore say he do b4..

tsk tsk.. seriously.. im starting to condemn him.. come may when my sar tiao come.. i see how he gonna die. dunno man but when i see him my fire starts to build up. but its ok.. theres more to come.. batteries batteries and perhaps.. MORE batteries.. wahahaha okok i shall end here.. dis post is to let u noe.. how much im suffering in my camp.. lol. busy weekend ahead.. so maybe wun blog much.. till den ciao ciao

Monday, April 04, 2005

back with pics!

halo!!!! surprised i blogging again!? wahahaha all thanx to mr Tan Wei Lian William. i learnt how to put pics into my blog! so here there are the pics of my bday party.. feel free to go view william's blog too. mezzanine84.blogspot.com (haha no he din pay me any advertisement fee) till den ciao!



dis is my bday cake made by my super mummy! 3-tier!! 1st & 2nd layer=chocolate, bottom=mango



tkband 2000 batch! (L-R)Cheryl, Siying(Law Ong's gf), Law Ong, ME, William, Dewei, badly missed(Ei Hua) =P



My happy family!!



dis is my aunts(mum side), cousins and my grandma



dis is me with my ultimate best buddy daniel ho guang rong. seems dat im toking or something. lolz

alright dats all guys, for those who wans the photos pls add me in MSN @ kelvin_tng@hotmail.com den ask me send u all k? till den ciaoZ!

Sunday, April 03, 2005

its over?

halo ppl religiously waiting for me to blog.. its me after 1 month plus.. i have so many things to write.. but im so lazy.. many things happened in this month of absence.. most notably is my close relative passed away.. my 21st birthday! and little things like V200 course held in my camp etc etc..

my relative.. who i call cim poh.. she is my maternal grandfather's bro's wife.. she passed away peacefully on 5th march.. on a saturday.. received the news 1st from my mum.. was crying over the phone and i tot something happened to her.. den she told me 'cim poh mei you le..' my heart sank.. she looked fine during cny.. played blackjack and was her usual jovial self.. how can someone just go like dat..? but 1 thing very peculiar.. she gave me an extra hongbao during cny.. she said its for my birthday... i did not wanna accept it at 1st but she kept pushing.. and i finally took it.. did she noe dat she wasn't gonna make it for my bday..? i wonder... i dunno.. im sad dat she pass away.. at the same time scared.. dat my relatives will one by one just go off.. dunno why.. but though my grandfather passed away 8 years already.. i still tear when i go to the temple and see his photo on the altar.. it just seem like yesterday he was knocking on my house door.. watching me play computer games.. i learnt to treat old folks nicer.. especially my grandma.. though shes naggy.. i sat at the dining table and listened to her tok abt her younger days after lunch. life is precious.. live life to the max..

26th march was my birthday! i celebrated it on the 25th coz i had to do duty on the 27th.. i must say i had the most wondrful time.. though i din get a chalet my downstairs was a good enuff place.. my mum cooked a feast.. which many ppl praised for the good food.. i gotta thank all the ppl who came.. and bought me those wonderful presents.. really love every single one of them! gotta thank my dad.. who was working all the way.. be it clearing rubbish.. topping up drinks.. etc etc.. my 3rd aunt's husband.. who brought all the tables.. and chairs.. my close frens who became advanced parties.. helping me decorate the place.. etc.. and lastly.. i wanna thank my MOTHER. she is the greatest.. baked a 3 tier cake for me.. cook so much food dat could beat any caterer FLAT. she is the person i love and respect the most. thank you mummy. got quite a lot of money.. actually wanted to get the tag huer.. coz my parents said they will top up the rest of money needed.. the Tag Huer is the watch i wanted for my 21st bday since i was young.. but since my tk band gang gave me a watch. i dun see a need to bother my parents anymore for money.. yep.. really enjoyed myself.. though i needed to bathe 3 times.. after being saboed everytime i bathe. thank you guys for making it..

27th march..duty personnel at chong pang camp.. my BOS was a devote buddist. me being a buddhist.. was interested to know more.. taught me many things.. like karma.. etc.. kinda enlightened me.. i considered attending buddhist classes after his talk.. death would be very scary.. seriously.. if i did many bad things.. my debtors would come to me and wan me to pay wad i owed.. and most scary is dat im alone.. slept like a pig after dat.

28th march.. my V200 course ended.. 3 weeks of being wif old frens from OETI..and making new frens as well.. end of course marks the start of hell.. as im now a trained personnel in V200.. and im required to take out the bloody engine.. haha well.. no choice.. who ask me suay in dis vocation..

hmmm.. like li sheng jie's chi xin jue dui.. sorta describe the feeling im feeling.. but i guess im not dat chi xin ba... shi gai fang shou de shi hou... jiu de fang shou.. yep.. im needa move on.. yes im lonely at dis point of time.. but all dis is my own doing.. i dun wanna risk losing a frenship.. dats the tender line drawn between a platonic relatioship and a relationship based on love..

alright with dat i end my entry here.. so late already.. haven sleep.. had a jog just now( like rare).. down on stamina.. acting like a fat slab of lard.. i MUST change that. till den... ciaoZ~!

Sunday, February 27, 2005

its me! again..

wow. 2 weeks has passed us by.. and im back blogging again. received some comments from my dear ol` fren dat my blog is BORING!! haha sorry la deh.. dunno how to make it interesting leh.. anyway.. dis 2 weeks have been quite slack in my work.. everyday trying to siam work.. dunno how long will dis last.. but im seriously not in the mood to work(oh well who does..?)

friday was Squadron cohesion day.. went to SDBA to dragon boat.. cool time! reminded me of the days when 02S14 would slog in the sun to practise for the bi-annual sea sports event. hmm.. we eventually won(as in the cohesion day shiet). 1st place to be exact. qute happy coz i was the timer.. shouting my lungs out to get 20 man to row TOGETHER. haha the prize was a swiss knife. wif a torch! which is good coz as a mechanic i can access to dark places without painstakingly looking for a pathetic torch.. haha but i would rather the prize be like.. 3 day off for 1st place. 2 day for 2nd and 1 day for 3rd. lolz i WISH.

sat's good. went to open a bank account.. a UOB one.. bought the last 4 numbers of my account number.. all 4 opened.. but jumbled up. hahaha. went window shopping wif my mum and den indulged in our nice pastime---> eating a swensen's earthquake! muahaha went home later on.. den went out again wif william and ei hua. maken at parkway. den SUPPOSED to go katong to play pool.. but alas katong s.c. has became a GHOST PLACE! walkeddddddd to roxy... saw some chairs.. had intention to kope some for my bday party. haha met this ah pek asking us if HOT SPA is opened. haha but in the end we din find ANY pool place. went to my cousin's place downstairs to watch soccer den. booooooooooring match. went home after half time. and den started blogging.

oh yea i watched Team America. a movie made by the makers of Southpark. man its hilarious. especially the sex scene. coz this show is all done by puppets. and i mean puppets with those strings attached. haha and den they have sex. way cool! and the story about the dick, pussy and asshole. good show to laugh off. but do watch it on a 6.50 day i guess?

ok i blog till here now end liao.. dunno whens the next time i blog again... haha better not be too long.. anyway thanx for those who have been reading dis bloggy regularly and also those who tagged! tag more and take careZ! =)

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

*blinks*

wow. 1 week has just flew pass... actually i wanna blog earlier.. but i am so bloody lazy... hahaha. CNY was great fun!! 1st day was abt queueing up buying 4D for 2 freakin hours. haha in the end my father struck 4D.. lucky sia.. but the amazing thing is he struck toto the next day.. i say WOW.

ok.. i gambled on cny.. won some money.. kinda happy la.. not a bad chicken year for rats i suppose.. haha... 3rd day was all about slacking at home... sleeping... den 4th day went to my 2nd aunt's place.. not an eventful day.. but won most of my money on that day.

went to dewei's place on sunday... discussed about our business plan together with william.. meeting went well.. ideas were well presented and accepted as a whole... really hope dis thing will work.. and i will definitely try my best to make it work..

Monday was a killer... i DREAD going to work.. i draggggggggggggggged my feet to work..... and just when i wanna sit around do nothing... 2WO Jeya ask me to go be attached to the 10 tonnes. i was like omg.. siao liao... super fucking siong shiet. haha but overall okok la... but nonetheless tired..

alright... im sianz.. and tired... oh well.. dats wad NS life is.. tokked abt wad im gonna do after NS... think liao quite scared... i see my drivers.. all going to a local U from Poly.. why i cant even smell a Uni place..? haiz.. regrets are in my mind now.. if only i went to poly... if only i studied.. if only i din play so much soccer... if only..... anyone reading dis blog.. and if u are studying.. pls study hard and well.. dun end up like me.. having nowhere to go... like a headless cow. till den... dis are my empty tots...

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Last day of the Year of the MONKIEH

off goes the monkieh and in comes the chickien... today was a fantastic day i would say.. came home after doing my duty.. duty was a bore.. the fuking LTA wants me to do guard duty.. looks like im gonna go see dr Paul chang again.. anyway i slpet in the Ops Room alone.. the BOS went MIA... so did the driver... haha woke up... watch tv.. den came home...

came home feeling damn refreshed.. but seeing the weather nowadays.. i cant help but fear that i would sweat like a cow tomolo if i wear my long sleeve shirt.. so i was half hearted whether or not to go buy a short sleeved shirt... sianz.. but b4 doing dat.. i went to wash the car.. clean the windows.. proud of it now man.. so shiny.. hahaha

ok.. after dat i decided to go TM and grab a shirt. so i went to OP... checked out dis red shirt.. the material is funny.. its rubbery.. dunno how to describe.. cost me 49.90.. came home.. watch tv again.. den prepared for the reunion dinner.. played mahjong wif my cousins.. in which 3 of us lost to 1.. and the 1 is the MOST n00b one..haha but its ok la.. tomolo go grandma house den i tong sha! muahahaha

hmmm.. the year of the monkieh is a ok year for me ba... enlisted to the army... made some frens... lost 1 though. tsk tsk.. wad to do... its not my fault.. and i refuse to give in. oh well dun bother abt that.. hope dis chickien year would be a good year for all of us... and i just hope dat i get the toto jackpot dis year. whahaa till den... dis is Tng signing off. wishing all folks a happy and prosperous new year!! GONG XI FA CAI, WAN SHI RU YI, SHEN TI JIAN KANG, NIAN NIAN YOU YU, BU BU GAO SHEN, HONG YUN DANG TOU!!! HUAT AR!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 06, 2005

hi guys!

been a loooooooooooooonnnnnnngggg lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg time since i last blogged. sometimes was just too tired to snatch the comp over so i just head straight to my room. off the lights on the tv and tried to sleep. the week passed slowly for me.. and i noe wads the reason behind it.. coz i was in CNY mood. den i siam here siam there during work time.. spend so much time doing basically nothing! haha can spend one whole day at the hangar 'doing' my stuff.. 80% would be walking from the hangar to the workshop to take the spares. wahaha. finally the week's over.. and CNY is gonna be sooooooo soooon. din buy any clothes dis year.. dunno why but i think its a hassle for me to go buy clothes. haha too big sized difficult to find.. anyway yesterday went out wif will, hua and daniel for dinner. ate at billy bombers.. NEVER eat there again man.. the food aint that good and its freakin ex man.. hahaha only thing dat's reasonable is the $3.20 coke. the cup is HUGE and its free flow. so daniel ordered 1 cup and den i drank from it too so it was like refilled 3 times. haha. after dat we went to pavilion to play LAN games. thrashed will and hua in CS wif dan. wahaha awp just sucked for them man. after a while law ong came and join us.. went to 85 for supper.. wasn't very hungry but dan ordered oyster omelette. so i mian qiang eat lor..(ya right!) haha after dat went home and sleep. fuking hell.. watched the arsnal match den forgot to off tv and lights till 5am when my dad walked in. tsk tsk..

today was more eventful i would say. everything was done wif my family.. bought drinks for new year and went to my grandma's house to give her the CNY goodies.. wanted to wash the car.. but den scared wash liao later cny the car dirty again. so i think i wash it on tuesday lor.. tomolo gotta do 'sleeping' duty. haha so good man... tomolo no need to work.. den tuesday half day would be spent sleeping in my bunk. den go home. SHIOK! no need to dirty my hands b4 CNY. alright think write till here ba... dunno when i'll be writing again.. hmmmm.... GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE, FOR PROSPERITY AND GOOD HEALTH FOR THE COMING CHICKKKKKKKKKKKKEN YEAR!!!

Thursday, January 27, 2005

haiz..

hihi guys and gers tuning in.. sorry for not blogging for 2 days.. tsk ..tsk.. yesterday was totally disastrous.. went to pick up my parents at beach road.. but went the wrong road.. an act of goodwill became totally horrendous.. was scolded all the way back home.. still cant get rid of the 'father-beside-me' syndrome.. cannot take it man.. therefore to avoid getting screwed once again when i reach home.. i did the next best thing available to me.. SLEEP. therefore i slept at 9.30 last night.. the V200 i serviced was passed out yesterday afternoon.. today did the M113 tracks.. was totally gross coz of the stupid weather.. it was soo bloody hot.. burning thru my coveralls.. finished it on time.. fall out on time too.. den went to play soccer wif my drivers and my BWO. quite a cool game.. but din really play well coz i still have my knee injury.. but overall it was ok.. soccer skills has been to the dumps dis few months.. or should i say since i enter NS.. i really miss the days when i would just skip lectures.. go down to the basketball court and play soccer wif either the arts guys or my class guys.. though im still playing wif the arts guys.. the feeling is totally different now.. mum told me dat my uncle could not get the bungalow for my bday.. quite down coz of that.. now my 21st bday have to be held downstairs.. quite sad and disappointed lor.. dunno how to explain also.. feel like abandoning this thing altogether.. ok.. think i shall end here la.. tomolo gotta work... got a CO parade in the afternoon.. hope its not too siong for my knee.. ok see u guys soon.. and post your comments in the tagboard on the right if u have any! ciaoz...

Monday, January 24, 2005

*empty*

halo everyone.. around 10pm now.. gonna sleep liao.. so come here type something.. drove to work for 1st time today.. cool.. but parking is soooo far.. take bus is better.. haha. had my hair check.. perfecttttttt... nothing wrong coz of my ultra short crew cut.. went to do V200 today... 60010MID.. did a thorough inspection..drain engine oil.. coolant.. transfer gear case oil.. steering hydraulics.. etc etc.. den take out the battery.. chao sianz.. leg still hurt.. climb the vehicle very xing ku.. haiz.. wad to do.. suay posted to dis kind of vocation.. changed the fuel filters, engine oil filters and hydraulic filters.. was the last person to wash my hands.. coz nobody helped me.. by the time i pack up my toolbox, everyone fall in swee swee waiting to go home liao.. haha.. den after dat got home.. parents not back yet.. somehow the house feels empty.. dunno how to describe.. anyway.. think i shall end here ba.. tomolo gonna slog again.. till den.. ciaozZ~

night falls...

ok as usual im STILL bored.. finally there is a quite nice skin.. (i think its damn nice) thanx to my sister.. haiz.. the knee goten worse.. im very scared dat i tear another ligament.. though i always say 'aiya SAF pay.. got MC somemore..' but u all wun noe the pain.. just after the op.. and the long rehabilitation process.. now i keep thinking if i din go play soccer.. all dis wouldn't happened.. haha.. but if i noe earlier.. i strike 4D liao lo... haiz..
oh ya.. i washed the car.. bought some washing solution.. found out dat washing not so easy sia.. sibei siong.. wash till my hands 'neng' haha. ok dats all for now.. today got 2 posts. will try to post regularly.. im thinking of blogging wad i do in camp.. like which V200 wad number plate etc. haha. for those who have any comments pls add them on the tagboard.. and also link me to your blog! good night... hoping for a better day...

1st time

Wahaha. hello everyone. dis is the 1st time im blogging.. dunno why wanna blog.. been using computer for so long liao still no blog.. so i created one.. its super earlieh in the morning now.quite boliao.. sent my parents to beach road at 5.30am. they going genting till wednesday. which means.... I GOT THE CAR! wahaha came home after dat.. read newspaper. den i went to the hospital.. coz yesterday play soccer dunno why twisted my knee.. haiz.. troublesome knee.. today too painful buay tahan.. go there they do X-ray.. wah seh my knee there got one screw like 3cm long leh. haha, left after they gave me an appointment. damn sian no MC... hahaha sibei chao keng. after serving NS.. canot sleep till late.. 8 plus my eyes will open automatically.. now 8.52am liao.. cannot sleep man.. leg pain.. tsk tsk.. feel like washing the car.. but den.. nothing for me to wash wif. sick man.. think later go and buy. i think dats all for me la.. later i'll bug my sister to get me a nicer skin. and maybe add a tagboard or something.. CIAOZ~