Saturday, April 28, 2007

downtown line...


Click on image to enlarge it. =)



At 1st when the news was reporting this downtown line thingy.. i was thinking.. chey... another line coming up... yawnz.. den i wikied and found dis map! and realised how exciting our rail is gonna be!! by 2030, we will have like 540km of rail! more den london's 408km tube.

take a closer look, although dis map is not confirmed. Reservoir has its own station!! wooohooo. that means SHIOKness! who needs LRT lines when u have a MRT station at your doorstep. haha. this only spells that Singapore is still developing.. and the excitement sure is buzzing like mad. Air Hub, Biotech Hub, Life Sciences Hub, IR Hub. everything also hubba hubba like starhub. hahaha.

mr PM, can i have a pay raise too? promise to donate it away too. =P

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

chill.

came across dis story and tot it was funny. come on u NUS NTU SIM guys out there.. take a llllllllittle break and read dis story. haha enjoy.

[Anger Management]

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"
He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I
had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"
He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"
He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.
He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole,"
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***,"

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.




ALl DA BEST FOR EXAMS!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

RIP Virginia Tech

was watching CNN last night.. and i want to express my 2 cents worth.. or 3 cents? haha anyway.. kinda sad that dis kind of things do happen.. and i must urge the US govt to wake up their ideas about their gun laws.. saw on CNN last night dat .. the US had approx 200 million guns.. and the gun companies are producing 3m guns annually. WTF. need so many guns for FCUK!?

was chatting with william and hy last night abt this issue. funny things came up. like:
william: THAT GUY SHAMED ASIANS!
just when u tot he was gonna say something good.
will: 100 rounds hit 33 only!
-_-|||
and another one..
hy:why they dun sell grenades ar?

gosh.. i have pro frens who play pro GB..

regarding my personal life.. life is fine.. not too bad.. i think im on schedule for my exams.. THINK is the keyword. im going on a holiday to taiwan dis june with audrey and my cousin soon leong. looking forward to it man.. we were at chinatown sourcing out for great deals. i bet we went to more den 10 agencies.. and got around that number of quotations.. actually planned on a budget of max 600. 1st agency we asked. quoted 800+!! WTF. we din give up, and we tot we hit gold when we have a 769 quotation for 4d3n on SQ. nope. we went to another agency and we got stunned by their price 478. we pondered and pondered whether dis was one of the bogus agency and we went back to this lady and ask her for a requotation. the look on our faces was PRICELESS. 478 was only the hotel fee. wtf! we din see properly and assumed the underlined price WAS the total price. haha in the end we settled to Giam Soo Intl. offering us a price of 584.50. 4d3n at Kilin Hotel and on board Jetstar Asia. Truly looking forward to it!!

i think my car is a transformer.. last week, a mysterious scratch appeared on the left of my car. it must be.. the TOM YAM ALTIS is OPTIMUS PRIME in disguise! P.S(Mr Prime.. u were once a TRUCK.. why choose my thai-made altis?) haha till den.. CHIONG ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Friday, April 13, 2007

pissed

im super pissed now... pissed at myself not being able to protect her when she needs the protection. and pissed that she has fucked up frens. being drunk doesnt fucking warrant u a chance to take advantage of girls. u chao chee bye. u better dun let me see u in NUS. i'll drink 10 cans of beer and kill u. FUCKER.