greetings.

Some important updates regarding the show times and venues.

Had night cycling with william and ei hua last friday. tiring as hell... butt still hurts even as im typing now. haha will upload pics when william send em to me.

I have undertaken another mascot job. main character is TaoShu. but i play his sister Ling Ling. haha which means im a ger. hahaha i will have a total of 5 shows at 5 different venues on 2 separate days. there would be a photo taking session so any of u think that Ling Ling is cute and wanna take peeeekture wif her/me feel free to drop by.

Saturday 2nd Feb

1pm-Compasspoint

3pm-Kinokuniya Taka.

5pm-Parkway Parade Borders

Sunday 3rd Feb

1pm-Tampines Mall Popular

3pm-Northpoint

5pm-Jurong Point

yea. do inform me via sms or msn okie? so i can give u priority. haha u dun have to squeeze wif kids. alrightz i shall post the pictures below.

These pictures are not me.

sick.

Been sick for the past 2 days.. woke up on wednesday and had a sore thoat. no warning one... thursday was spent sleeping in bed for the whole day. woke up today feeling a little better. have to postpone my night cycling tonight le... unless ei hua and william wans me to die cycling halfway. nothing much to blog abt.. some updates regarding tomolo's show. the stage area is front of people's park complex. hopefully i will recover by tomolo in time for the mascot thingy. dun wana be a sick cai shen. yep..

财神到!! God of Fortune is here!!

Wahahaha. i got myself employed as 财神 aka god of fortune. job is to walk around chinatown giving out chocolates. haha 1st show would be dis saturday. 6-7pm. so if u guys are free do give me some support yea!? hahaha i'll give ya the pics!

财神到!!

Happy Happy!

HUAT AR!

why are u staring at my yuan bao?

New Year's Day

Woke up feeling the effects of late night sleeping.. mum cooked pasta... ate some.. actually was to nua at home again... (wads new?) alone coz audrey had to attend her cousin's ROM. but den again.. william and ei hua popped by in MSN and asked if i wanna meet them at 3.30pm. i only had an hour to prepare.. but i agreed. since time with ei hua was kinda hard to come by.

met them at orchard.(was late). i think i should name hua and will the walking buddies. basket they walk the whole of singapore one.! we WALKED from orchard to PS then supposedly to Funan. thats like 4 bloody mrt stops leh! but on the way to funan.. william saw the musuem and said its free! As typical singaporeans, we went in. (free wad!?) haha took lame pics inside. den on the way to take 16 down to the old airport road hawker to have a feast, we saw this group of middle eastern guys. they are so freaking funy. they walk in a single file. EVEN WHEN THEY CROSS THE ROAD. that was a real lol.after dinner, WALKED to geylang(wink wink william) to take bus back home. i shall post the pics.. enjoy!!

2008 has arrived. which means exams are drawing near.. im kinda afraid.. coz i haven been studying hard this sem.. thus my new year resolution is to start studying.! kelvin tng... u dun start studying now.. when results going to come out.. dun put 'I promise to be a good boy' in MSN again.

Wads that!?
i like this pic. looks like the person in the poster is looking at them.
cheeky ass. never touch b4 meh..?

New Year 2008!

First and foremost. HAPPY NEW YEAR (pull your ear) GUYS AND GALS!!! may all your new year resolutions come true. hmmm... person controlling the resolutions is yourself anyway...
Thought this new year's eve was gonna be the same old thing again. thats is sleep at home. coz i dun really like crowds and audrey cant convince me to go out. hahaha! but one sms came from ei hua. 'wanna go countdown?' me and audrey were ready within 30 mins of that sms. hahaha. brought sheryl(little sister) along coz stephanie(2nd sister) is going to spend the night away with her frens, thus leaving her bored. (see im like so bloody nice.)
Wanted to watch National Treasure 2 at Marina Square but when i went online. they only had the 1st row empty. and since william and ei hua were at shaw towers at that time. we watched it there. The show was good! much better than the LAME 'I AM LEGEND'.
After movie we had our dinner at this cafe which serves pasta in shaw towers. set dinner cost $15.20 onlieh. no GST, no Svc tax. comes wif drink, main, dessert, soup.





The Seafood Thailand Cream Pasta i ate.














Look at Audrey's blissful face. =P







We then headed to watch the fireworks. we deicided to go to the field next to NTUC Income building. walked all the way from shaw towers there. human traffic was a killer. set up my tripod to get ready to take photos of the fireworks. Will's Lumix is so much better than mine sia.. hai.. its ok.. i shall learn more from him, see if i really interested in photo taking den invest in one. alrightz here are the pics of the fireworks. i know some are not nice.. but just see see la... haha no harm right??

Alright, thanks for viewing the pics.. hope ya all have a great 2008 ahead! This post was up so fast becoz william tan reminded me not to procrastinate. im sorry.. but the genting and bkk trip pics will hafta wait. =P

in the airport

in the airport now... leavin for bangkok soon!!! damnn i just gt my need for speed pro street and i only played a race!!! ok guys see ya soon~~~ monday!!!!!!!!

in the airport

in the airport now... leavin for bangkok soon!!! damnn i just gt my need for speed pro street and i only played a race!!! ok guys see ya soon~~~ monday!!!!!!!!

Audrey's Birthday pics.

The flowers

Suzuki Samurai aka Jimny

smiles all round.

wonderful grilled bananas

the back ground is the place where they grill the meats.

see the evian bottle there? it costs SGD 6

the very frenly uncle who served us.

unveiling of the present

PIC OF THE DAY
YUM YUM IM GONNA EAT YOU!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

Audrey's Birthday!

actually had to work full day.. but decided to work only half a day.. went to bedok interchange to buy flowers(yes, dun rub your eyes, kelvin tng bought flowers). many people tell me the bedok 216 market flowers very cheap. but when i walked there market CLOSED for washing. wad the hell.. they take like 3-4 days to wash market. so i went to the florist opposite NTUC. and bought 3 daisies.. not very ex... not very cheap either.. but its ok la.. although us guys dun really understand why gers like flowers soooooooooooo much.. and guys who haven give flowers to their GFs. try it. hahaha their reaction will be priceless. =X yea.. den i went home to prepare for my genting trip which is on 7th dec 6.30am. (that will be the next post i hope). wrapped my present up. errr.. actually my mum thinks im hopeless in wrapping the box, she helped me wrap the whole box up.

both of us had difficulty deciding on where to eat.. but in the end we decided to eat at SAMBA. its at katong village. and serves buffet churrasco style. we arrived 20 mins b4 our reservation time but the kind staff gladly let us in. must really comment the uncle who served us. he was really very helpful, telling us how to control the speed of the meats with a 2 sided disc, explaining to us the different sauces etc. we had great fun and a great time eating delicious food. the beef had blood oozing out.. wooooo my fav! and they have their grilled bananas which was SUPER DUPER HEAVENLY.

after very fuller than usual dinner full of meat, we headed to TM to watch (say it in a very deep husky voice): THE GOLDEN COMPASS. hahahaha. yea. its was a SOLID show man! me and drey absolutely loveddddddddd it. but wth it has PART 2! gosh... have to wait again... dis was wad happened to narnia. look when part 2's coming out... tsk tsk tsk. and by the time part 2 comes. the little girl grow up already! den will have boobs! like harry potter's hermione. haha ok after dinner drove drey home and she finally opened her present. i think she likes it a lot! haha i shall post pictures either below.. or the next post.

I'm broke. and nobody understand me.

its another day of quarreling. i have just been told by my company that i would not be used at the end of this month. as of today my balance in the bank is a measly 157.98. im going to bangkok wif audrey and her mum and my sister. her mum paid the money 1st. super long ago. i pressed her to pay. she wouldnt budge. so i paid 1st. wad would her mum think of me next time. if i kept delaying the payments. so i paid my sister's share. i dun even noe wad im typing. im broke. thats the bottomline. she keeps asking me to work work work. she thinks its easy to find a job. which fucking company would wanna employ a student who can only work 2 days a week? its not easy. and she thinks im rich. he is not doing any help. talking so much crap everyday. i said it many times. not happy wif me just take a bloody knife and kill me. talk so much for wad? all talk and no action makes u look wimpy. seriouslieh. this place is driving me crazy. when was the last post abt these things? 2 months? it has been happening non stop for the past year. things arent looking very bright right now. someone tell me wad to do. i just screwed my weekend.

update.

i know many of you have been super impatient.. dat i did not update.. 1st thigns 1st. diet was a failure. i think im hovering around 99-100kg now.. i stopped when my mum came back from japan. the chocolates and biscuits.. i cant bear to give them a miss. and my mum spent 800 SGD MOSTLY on food. so u got it. i failed. haha

many things happened during this absence. an arson arsoned my common corridor. police and firemen came. and also some kid tried to steal from my corridor shoe cabinet. i called the police but while i was toking to the operator he ran away. DAMN IT. if only he let me catch again. i wallop him 1st for running away. punk.

gonna be quite a holidayious december for me. 1st going up to genting on the 7th and den to bangkok on the 14th. been 7 years since i been to bangkok and i think much has changed. during this period of absence. crude oil prices went up, cuasing petrol prices to soar like the bloody eagle. PUI. i remembered in 2006 how boon blogged abt the price hitting 70 per barrel. DUDE. its like close to a 100 per barrel now. even my dad who has always said that he wun go into malaysia to pump petrol has been doing that now when he goes into johore for golfing sessions.

US dollar going down.. spelling trouble for us. yawnz... last recession was the asian crisis in 1997. now is 2007. 10 year cycle sia. think we gonna plunge soon. better recover when im out finding a job. haha ok den.. i blogged! u people out there must be UBER hapy. at least my blog aint as dead as Audrey's one... =P

Day 2

Today is my 2nd day of dieting.. feeling fine. Duromine's magical effects are being felt again. dis time round.. effects aint that bad. i'm not feeling very thirsty as last time round. but i did get the insomnia part.. cant really sleep well last night.. or is it just me... hmmm i also think i got the easily irrtated side effect too.. damn.. its only the 2nd day.. target dis time round would be 80-85kg. thats a whooping 20kg. haha 2 bloody sacks of riceeeee. alright i shall achieve my target. already told audrey that my next buffet as a reward to myself would be when i hit 90kg. hahaha.

School is fine... haven really gotten into the momentum of studying.. last year i had couple of days where i would study in NUS wif audrey. dis year i have none. somemore wif the job. i keep giving myself excuses that im tired.. but den will be able to play Swat4 till 3am. am i mad or wad? must wake up my idea soon. FI is a toughie, especially wif a lousy lecturer.. half the time shes reading off slides. hai.. doesnt look good... hope the study guide would be comprehensive enuff for self study..

alright i sign off here.. will post updates of my weight loss(if any). haha

PRO song. YEEE HAA

呜啦啦啦火车笛随着奔腾的马蹄
小妹妹吹着口琴夕阳下美了剪影
我用子弹写日记介绍完了风景
接下来换介绍我自己

我虽然是个牛仔在酒吧只点牛奶
为什么不喝啤酒因为啤酒伤身体
很多人不长眼睛嚣张都靠武器
赤手空拳就缩成蚂蚁

不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
你们一起上我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了英雄也累了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个一起上好了
正义呼唤我美女需要我
牛仔很忙的

我啦啦啦骑毛驴因为马跨不上去
洗澡都洗泡泡浴因为可以玩玩具
我有颗善良的心都只穿假牛皮
喔跌倒时尽量不压草皮

枪口它没长眼睛我曾经答应上帝
除非是万不得已我尽量射橡皮筋
老板先来杯奶昔要逃命前请你
顺便喂喂我那只小毛驴

不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
你们一起上我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了英雄也累了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个一起上好了
正义呼唤我美女需要我
牛仔很忙的

back!

amazing.. 1 year just wooshed us by... remember a year ago it was ZOO DAY! followed by villa bali! yes! its been a year!!
we celebrated though i din plan much.. we had dinner at Cafe Biz @ traders hotel.. food was so-so.. kinda ex though. haha always have the guilty feeling after buffets.. since drey wasnt free.. she took leave on friday and we went to sentosa- quite long awaited since we said that we wanna try the luge thingy since like years ago. haha so friday we went to sentosa. hope ya like it my dear! haha. the next outing should be the tree top walk after steph and sheryl finish their exams. so i leave ya guys wif some pics from the 2 separate outings. More Pics can be found @ my facebook account. add me @ kelvin_tng@hotmail.com



5-tier Fondue @ Cafe Biz

Oysters are her fav

and mine too!

parting shot @ Cafe Biz



Self Taken pic @ Sentosa Monorail

Check out the similarities

i was kinda scared at this ride due to fear of heights.

@ Siloso Beach

Vodka Lime & Nachos @ Cafe Del Mar

Parting shot @ Sentosa (Skyride @ nite)

im lost.

my heart sunk. the one who gave me my life wanted me to end it. my heart is dead. and its all becoz of something dat i could not repair.


P.S: for this one time. i do not plead guilty. coz i am not. i tried to help u do it. was frustrated coz i could not do it. YOU did not help at all. giving me vague ideas of what actually happened. i did not go out to play or do fun things. i went to work mind you.. u say that i'm always in front of the comp. have you ever given me some thought of how tired i am juggling between work and studies? NO. u all just spot my bad points. when i am being spotted being at the comp in the night, its ASSUMED that i am there all thru the night. do u all have any idea that i have been studying? NO. u all just spot my bad points. if i were not tired, i would not have slept so early. did u all try to understand me? NO once again. if i was such a no hoper like u said i am. why don't u all just kill me? why lemme suffer here when home is just a place where quarrels happen and there is no peace at all? u all keep saying that i have a bad tone. did u even for a while think where i get this kind of stupid voice from? how could someone even talk to another shouting person? will the message get thru? i do not understand. why is all dis happening? is it me? is it u? or is it us? silence has been ongoing for years. we cannot even hold a decent conversation together. its not that i did not try. but it just cant work out. ppl have been telling me its another kind of love. but can u love me in the normal way? i have no idea when did i become your sore enemy. is it when i could not get 100 marks? or was it due to the constant failures i got for my secondary school tests and exams? why do u always give me the feeling that u detest me so much? do u really hate me that much? as i am typing all dis. tears keep flowing down. i dun wanna cry. i wanna be the strong cheerful boy that i have always been. but i cant stop the tears, they just fall down. audrey is right. dis is just an aftermath of years of silence. its true. there hasnt been a slight hint of communication going on. the communication we have is thru shouts and silences. thats the only communication we have in here. therefore im typing this now
as a reminder to myself. i do not wish to be such a father and never will i allow my family to run it dis way. NEVER.

soccer day

just came back from soccer.. its like after a 2 month break since my last injury.. definitely felt good to be back in the game. but due to those overeating of buffets. i was totally detached from the game. cant score, cant pass. but its okay.. give a few more weeks and i'll be back! wif a bang!

hahaha. the weather today was crazy!!! the sun was like burning.. and luq, pet and razali cant drink! respects to them for their endurance.

for now... its koon time.. yawnz...

tremors!!!

im in skool right now, waiting for audrey to end her lessons. den while in the lib, i tot the floor was shaking. due to headaches dis few days... i tot it was my head playing tricks on me. everyone in the library also no effect one sia.. tmd... Alas, on the radio, its reported that jakarta had an earthquake. so it wasnt my head.. and the people in the library were Insensitive. =X ok... i shall end here... my stupid head ache is back. i must find my best fren mr paraceptamol.

back.

after so long... im back... but dis post will be a short one... just came back from watching The Invasion. Nicole Kidman is HOT man!!! hahaha. she looks absolutely gorgeous even at her age. dunno why tom cruise dumped her.. anyway...

watched 881 wif my mother and sisters and audrey last week at vivo. the show was good. and the song thats in my play list was the best song... coz its sung as if my uncle was singing it. my mum told me that he told her that at times when he was in intense pain. he would call out to any higher being up there to just take him away. its was sad. kudos to royston tan. nice to see budding talent from singapore that can again make audiences laugh and cry.

results are out. managed to pass all. but after the 'before result effect' even ended. the 'after result effect' kicked in. although i passed all. the results were shit. out of 4 units. only 1 had a classification. i have to buck up. real soon. coz now that seventh month is over. the mid autumn fest is coming. after that, its CNY! and after CNY.... its the Mocks.. omg.. crazy stuff man..

ok.. i shall end here.. tata!!

mummys home

my mum's home. thank you frens for all ya verbal support via tagboard.

but the bad news is.... my mum has actually already had a minor stroke. so minor she din even noe when it happened. the doctors at SGH found a clot in her brain via the scan. and though the vein is as fine as hair.. they say that it still... a stroke...

the even badder news is... the doctors told her that nobody survives a 2nd stroke... this is really bad news.. really hope my mum takes things real easy.. this year haven been good. hope the next will be.. anyway.. it just aint fair.. its like we were all the way there in sickness and in death. but now even a phone call seems so far? is it that hard? life's lessons... GET WELL SOON MUMMY!

update

an update from the previous post. the 'taking' of spinal liquid was terrible. doctors at CGH are really... us*less. not forgetting they tried to IV my mum. they had to do it 3 times. ppl who experienced failed IVs can attest to how painful it is. now its times 3. and its becoming blue black now. back to the spinal liquid thingy. this doctor was there happily injected my mum hoping dat the liquid would miraculously come out. not a drop came out. 2nd try... so that means 2nd needle into a diff place in the spine. (try to imagine wad my mum is going thru?) 2nd try fail. HE DEN TRIED THE FUCKING THIRD TIME. same outcome. this time, he said,"jia lat jia lat" . come on man... how UNPROFESSIONAL can doctors be? wad kind of confidence is he giving to the poor patient who happened to be my unfortunate mum? after that he called another doctor who came. then he said. 'jiu xing lai le jiu xing lai le' i just have dis to say to that doc. 'TIU LE LO MO'

The doctors also have a knack of being GEI KIANG. they refused to give my mum anarex today. and kept giving her tramadol, which is something like panadol plus something else which does NOTHING to help in pain relieve. other than that. they also like Ranieri the 'Tinkerman'. they change medicine every day. how the fuck can my mother be ok when u fucking change the stupid bloody medicine everyday?

enuff is enuff. i rescued my mum from hell today. by transferring her to SGH. i felt so at home in SGH. for now, lets just continue praying that my mum will be fine. (shes a little better btw.)

enuff of ranting. i wanna thank those who tagged supportive words to me.. cheryl for your sms. and of course william who came all the way from queenstown to changi hospital to visit my mum. last but not least, i wanna thank my gf for being there when i needed her so much. u guys made my bad day better. thanks.