TGIF

both audrey and i took leave from our( i mean her) busy work to take a break and smell the flowers. haha. we actually planned to go to the HSBC treetop walk at macritchie reservoir. but in the end we went to mount faber and walked all the way to Hort Park.

the walk up to mount faber was a killer. for me. audrey was so bloody hyped up like some little small girl urging her grandpa up the steep marang trial stairs. (im the old grandpa FYI). haha its sick man! i walk until my quads were like screaming. lol. things were much easier once we reached the top of mount faber. we trudged along the route with yellow foot prints and b4 we knew it, we hit henderson waves.



oh ya b4 audrey comes pulling my ears.. my sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet gf prepared cocktail sausages wrapped with melted cheeeeeeese and also made sandwiches wif peppercorn ham. wahaha. we gobbled the sausages all up when we hit the 'summit' of MOUNT faber (which is even shorter den hills in some countries).

we reached henderson waves. the TALLEST pedestrain bridge in singapore. haha played along the wooden waves.. think audrey did it the best. really like she surfing. did the jumping shots at the henderson waves sign too. i failed a couple. (coz the photographer was louyaaaaaaaaa) haha.


if u zoom in, u can even see that shes smiling.

weird face.

jackie chan moment (audrey) NG

surfing siaaaaaaaa

jackie chan moment take 1. NG coz mouth open too big. flies can go in.

jackie chan moment 2 (made an effort to close my mouth)

jackie chan moment.

act zhuai moment.

after henderson waves. we went in search of alexandra arch. the signs werent very clear.. and there not yellow foot prints to follow. haha. apparently to get to the AA, we had to walk dis forest trail. it was cool (to audrey). but dreadful to me. u see im afraid of heights. the trail was made of metal grilles and u can actually look down. much like adidas climacool. so the wind can blow from below. HELL IT WAS SCARY. i keep thinking how i was going to die if the structure gives way due to my weight. LOL.


audrey checking out the thing we both though was the Arch.

drey urging me to MOVE my ass, coz i was afraid of dis climacool styled walkway.

finally we hit the alexandra arch. kinda stupid.. den reached hort.. sat on dis swing and the spring looks like its gonna give way man... which audrey claims is due to me. (BUT ITS HER!!!) hahaha
we went for liquid gold( avocado milkshake) at the hawker opposite ikea alexandra.


spiral staircase @ Hort Park

shag face on that swing.

she still can smile!!

catch it and regret!

after that we proceeded to Vivo. we caught a movie i would say thats the BLOODY WORSE MOVIE EVER. SPACE CHIMPS- ITS A SHOW FOR CHIMPS. holy shit. plot is zero. jokes are so lame u dun even wanna luff. and i spent 8.50 watching it!!! holy. guys out there. dun be fooled by the oh so cute chimps. that show is crap. dun even bother watching it on www.watch-movies.net!

after that we headed home to KOOOOON. tiring friday man... made me realise just how unhealthy i am. damn..

shag faces...

photos of Tampopo SHiok Meal

last last saturday, me, drey, will, dewei and jolyn had Tampopo at Liang court.i tell u guys. dis jap rest is like DE BEST one i have been so far. it puts sakae, sakura all dis to SHAME. food pics are over at william's blog. i have some not as nice as his pics. haha after dat we went to dis chillout place called Suburbia at sentosa. nice place and good service. confirm will visit Mark there again. the chocolate cakes are SEDAP! once again. food pics are over at will's blog. he very sell fish one. dun send me pictures one. TSK!


Audrey with her FAVOURITE building.

Our best impersonation of Singa the lion. HAHA

our era's favourite character after sharity ekephant!

wads with that face!?

that is a 'idunnowhatuwant' face

in process of taking good pics (something i cant do, coz he took like 15mins of photos b4 starting on the food that looks sooooooooo good!)

she cant wait to start!

we took dis picture at like 2.30am after william pang seh after cursing that our bus wun come. damn.

okok.. i hear u all complaining..' dis kelvin tng ar... dunno have blog for wad one..?' but listen to me man.. i did DAMN a lot of things during dis absence.. i realised i just sold my life to a dog. haha
THIS DOG!!!



we brought scruffy for sterilisation, which the nurses at the vet kept saying its CASTRATION. come on man... his dick is still there! hahaha.

actually the above post was kept in draft for the longest time.. i actually wanted to blog abt ECP trip last sat. but when we removed the E collar for scruffy, he began biting his wound. and in the end it bled. we were quite shocked and the vet was closed. but luckily the line was diverted and the frenly nurse came down to administer some medicine for scruffy. that idiot. self mutilate. now he has to bear with the e collar again.

scruffy is very fierce towards other dogs, audrey's neightbour has a daschund, and she wanted to make fren wif scruffy, but scruffy wanted to attack her. its a very big problem i think. i just dun understand why is he so aggresive towards dogs. hmmm... and is there anyway to let him be together with dogs?

4 days to scruffy's homecoming. 11/07/2008

vet gave an all-clear for dear scruffy. we had one whole sunday monday and a little afternoon running around wif scruffy to get his stuff. vet fees costs a bomb! $158!! good thing is dat scruffy doesnt have any heartworm.. we bought a carrier coz his fur keep shedding in my car..

scruffy is geting used to us now. really hope he still remembers us come dis saturday. my challenge will be training him. but 1st.. i would have to gain his trust 1st.. not a very easy thing to do.. coz i think he have some bad history.. he is still very guai in a way, he doesnt poop or pee in the house.. and also doesnt bark.. but gotta work on listening to us. 1st things 1st, he will have to learn how to work with me aka heel.

alright den i will on scruffy soon. oh ya! my mum is fine wif scruffy! amazingly!! haha she looks more interested in scruffy den my dad.

here are some pics i took when he was in my house.

Scruffy

went to ying ying's aunt's place today.. drey is adopting the dog! ( subject to wad the vet says tomolo...) we named it scruffy! haha the dog is so guai.. doesnt bark at home.. very skinny.. and poor thing.. my fear of dogs simply evaporated away.. coz there is no bloody way this dog can harm me.. i even carried it and put it on my lap.. will update the vet's visit tomolo.. really hope everything goes well.

home.

hey guys. im home now.. for the past 2 days. i slept the moment i came home. i never even have the mood to turn my comp on. i guess im still not used to work. im like yawnz.. everyday in office i feel like sleeping...

me and drey watched Wanted last night. not a bad show. but DAMN BLOODY GORY! omg.. its like blood here and there.. in slow-mo... wow. haha audrey has been pondering whether she should get a jack russell that was found by a fren's aunt. she has always wanted a dog.. but due to the internet.. they keep discouraging ppl from getting JRTs.. especially 1st timers.. now audrey is having 2nd tots.. well i understand coz wif a dog.. we have to have more responsibility.. like discipline to walk the dog even when shes tired.. and also.. the poor dog would have to be left alone at home.. when audrey's out to work.. coz nobody is at home..

isnt it funny? sometimes u want the thing so so much.. but cant get it.. (parents object.. or financial issues) but when you break that barrier stopping u from getting it.. u start to have 2nd tots.. thats the thing wif us.. things that dun belong to us.. we keep thinking its good and yearn for it. but when its in our possession. it becomes.... boring. tsk tsk.. why like dat ar? haha

im still rather tired.. drey's having french lessons now.. so boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!

weekends over!!

halo ppl!! amazingly theres not much monday blues for me today! maybe its the excessive excercise. haha i tell u.. its amazing.. i woke up to the sound of thunder and rain yesterday morning.. i was so hyped up for soccer.. and the rain only serves to dampen my mood. i checked the internet.. 3 hours outlook din look good.. and the whole of singapore is being blanketed by rain. looks highly possible dat i wun get to play soccer liao. but the rain cleared by 1pm. SHIOKS!

i promised danil to be early for them. and i was! although mr lim how boon the MIA-dun-wanna-sms-me-back kia reached 1st. haha soon luq came and danil they all came. we started 1st. played GK. not too bad made couple of saves. den got bored and played my usual role. had a very good games yesterday. finally regain my touch. thanks to weijian's online prep talk. haha. got rammed in my stomach by LJ and hit my balls too. damn pain sia.. soccer was over at 7pm. madness 5 hours of it.

by the time it finished i realised i never eat anything at all. and i have tennis at 8pm.! so i walked home from simpang and cook instant noodles, pick up my racket and walked to safra. played tennis with sharmain gan and zhihong. by the time it ended at 10pm. i was not half dead, i was maybe 7/8 or 9/10 dead. haha. it was like an exercise day for me yesterday. my pigu muscles are starting to ache now.. haha

saturday: went to dentist in the morning.. my tooth is almost done. another week and it will be done(also mean 800bucks fly). haha after that go chinatown book genting trip. yay! our 1st trip alone. had dinner wif law ong and TAN WEI LIAN ( the dick who had 20 missed calls.) haha. one stupid civic driven by a lady made my heart shoot up to my throat. damn bloody bitch. haha

all in all..I THINK I HAD A SUPER WEEKEND! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TGIF

once again.. im looking forward to fridays. in my schooling days.. friday is just like any normal day for me.. coz i study only 3 days? hahaha.
i started working.. at cedele.. at the hq.. working as an accounts asst. title is nice only. actually i'm a filer. wtf.. my 4th day here(coz they believe tuesday is auspicious day to start work). environment here is very solemn.. very dead.. cant talk loudly.. etc.. nobody says good morning to each other.. tension is very high. of course theres the female lady boss.. who cant live a day without scolding ppl. hahaha lucky not scold me.. phew..... everyday im so tired when i reach home. i dun even have much mood to go online.. i guess my body needs some time to adjust coz i was like sleeping at 4am playing joint ops wif luq and waking up like 2pm. haha
the root canal has been done for my tooth. i will be going to do crowning tomolo. sucks man.. the cost is so bloody high. total cost 800. my god. why the fuck did that moron kick a fucking ball at me when im playing the trumpet. all dis money could have been put into better use man..
ok enuff of ranting.. i think shiying is rigght.. i create blog to complain only. hahaha
ok enjoy your weekends guys!! oh ya theres soccer at simpang 2pm. pls sms me if u wanna play!

01/06/2008

01/06/2008, originally uploaded by tng.

audreys wans her face to be featured in my blog!

Mentos Cool Chews VS my teeth.

Mentos cool chews pwn my tooth.. haiz.. it was an accident waiting to happen.. afte r8 years.. i guess the filling already dulan already.. Hazwan, if u readin dis.. better prepare money for compensation.

Mentos whacks half the tooth out.
Aftermath.. half tooth gone at 12am..
boycott pls..

crazy world.

the whole world seems to be crazy. for one. i think most of my family members are. one overshot her sms by 1100+. but instead of blaming her for not sending her smses wisely.. her beloved mother blamed singtel. SINGTEL GIVE ONLY 500 SMS WHERE GOT ENOUGH!? hmmm 500 not enuff? of course not enuff when u sms things like. 'wad u doing?' 'yes'. the point is .. when u type a YES as an sms. u spend 0.0535cts divide by 3 on ONE BLOODY CHARACTER.(worse if its a 'no' or a 'k') dats not rocket science is it? or rocket maths for that matter.

i noe u are pissed coz your arm hurts. but it just sucks when u just blow up at anyone who happens to be there ( sadly, i happen to be there 80% of the time). and to the other one. 'what u want' doesnt sound very nice u noe? i dun owe u anything. so PISS OFF.

oh ya.. regarding blaming singtel. i rest my case coz she wans to spend $250 to terminate a line and get a starhub line. which doesnt really make sense. cant u get your child to curb some of her itching fingers and not sms redundent and may i say even STUPID BO LIAO stuff to her so called FRIENDS.

tsk tsk.. wad kind of world is dis.. SHIT world. SAI!!! TAIK!!!!!

suayest day..

i think 13th May 2008 is my suayest day ever. its my management maths paper today. paper is 2.30pm. i left my home at around 1.15pm after packing my bag. meeting desmond at 1.50pm at control station. while in 14. jason called me.. and go thru the things we need to bring. when he mentioned CALCULATOR. i rummaged thru my bag for it. ALAS. I DIN BRING MY CALCULATOR! I PANICKED. HOLY SHIT KELVIN TNG U ARE TAKING A MATHS PAPER AND U FORGOT YOUR CALCULATOR!

i asked jason to help me find one. and immediately called Danil. luckily.. he still at expo.. apparently he stayed back after his maths 1 paper to eat lunch. phew.. i got my calculator from him.. Thanks bro.. if never get from you i would have panicked all the bloody way to expo.

den after walking ten gazillion years from mrt station to Hall 1. i walk to the board to find my candidate number and name. there were millions of ppl there. crowded and stuffy. and somemore i haven fully recover from my flu. so i was blurred. i look and look for my candidate number C6656. wtf. dun have.. i search again. holy shit. WHERES MY NAME!?!?!? i couldnt find my fucking name!!!!!!!!! i panicked again. tmd. its 2.15 already. and the person sitting at the table seems like he dunno anything. i waited till about 2.20pm den ask the guy. he also blur blur one.

lucky got one more laojiao invigilator come by.. and gave me another seat.

after 2 panic attacks.. i went into the hall totally exhausted.. saw the 1st question.. got a shock of my life. calmed myself down.. and skipped.. phew.. in the end.. in a paper where u choose 5 out of 8...(i studied only 5). i managed to finish 5 of my questions.. a pass is secured.. i hope for a B..

Inflation is hitting us..

been sick for past 2 days.. was chatting wif our beloved Will.i.am
this happens.

...---... Tng- says:
hows work?
=ウィリアム= says:
not bad
=ウィリアム= says:
got stuff to do
=ウィリアム= says:
but the food not so good
...---... Tng- says:
tsk tsk tsk
...---... Tng- says:
pay and eat
...---... Tng- says:
or STARVE
...---... Tng- says:
they should print that in the canteen
...---... Tng- says:
banner like
=ウィリアム= says:
lol
=ウィリアム= says:
especially the ***** auntie
=ウィリアム= says:
cheebye one
=ウィリアム= says:
give so little !
=ウィリアム= says:
KNNB CHEEEEEEEEEE BYE
...---... Tng- says:
LOL
...---... Tng- says:
rice expensive now..
...---... Tng- says:
bo bian..
...---... Tng- says:
boil potatoes to work next time
=ウィリアム= says:
dont give so much rice la
=ウィリアム= says:
give more liao la
=ウィリアム= says:
the chicken 4 piece nia
=ウィリアム= says:
even my lampa also bigger than 1 piece !


lol. inflation really hitting us bad.. even william swears like no tomorrow.

part2.

just after blogging, i went to wash the car together wif daniel. i fell.. again.. it seems bad at 1st.. i tumbled down an entire flight of stairs. its shitty.. now my butt has lacerations all over.. it even hurt to sit down. damn sian.. coz of the stupid slipper.. now i noe why is it called a slipper. coz make makes u slip. like fuck. pui.

just came home after fetching my parents at beach road. sometimes i really hate to try so hard. wads the use of trying so hard, when at the end, u always get shit? we'll never get praised for things done, rather the 1st thing they come back, is to pick on things that we DIDn't do. u like windows opened, i open it. u wan the washing machine empty, i emptied it. but the 1st thing u shouted when u see that there clothes hung up is. ' U ALL NEVER KEEP THE CLOTHES FROM THAT DAY!?' take a moment and think. things would be so different if u said, 'wow u all washed the clothes already? thank you.' it would have been so different.

but nooooooooooooooo, i wonder is it just my family or other ppl have this same problem. some newspapers misplaced, also kena. den wad for i try so hard? sick and tired of all dis. really. butt still hurts like fuck. damn it how to sit thru lecture tomolo like dat?

sup.

Firstly i wanna congratulate my boss, Shufi for getting 2nd runner up in the freestyle segment of talentquest 2008. i also wanna tell the whole world how screwed up NUS is. 1stly, the thing was supposed to start at 6pm. but up till 6.30pm, nobody knows where to go in by and also nobody even came out to tell the ppl waiting outside that they have a technical glitch or something and the show will be delayed. even their guest of honour, the science dean have to stand outside and wait. wow, when did u see guest of honour waiting outside? GOH put for show one? in the end, also end up like us who paid 12 bucks. SECOND, the voting system, it will take probably 10 seconds to realise that the committee doesnt give a shit about how the contestants perform. coz in the freestyle segment, votes count for 50% of the results. ya ya, some of u might be saying yea wads wrong? i haven told u that VOTES CAN BE BOUGHT! i mean WAD THE FUCK? one vote 50cts. each ticket stub is entitled 2 votes. its just so unfair.

The quality of the show is also lousy as hell becoz of the vote buying system. check out the N dance group. wtf? can they dance? wake up your idea la.. go back to school, making up, nursing. dun dance. spare the humanity of earth. there was a minor earthquake of richter 7.1 when u all danced. stop gyrating too. its damn gross. thank god i din eat before going in. or else i would puke on the spot. heard from ppl that this group cant even get into the finals. but they bought their way in. yawnz. i noe the science club is poor.. but resorting to this just puts u down. ultimately a very bad day.. and charging 12 bucks for that tic. u gotta be kidding.



Those interested to view shufi's magic segment can view it here


Parents gone to Genting again.. so tired of eating outside food, i decided to cook a simple meal for my sisters. haha, cooked potatoes and luncheon meat with beaked beans. tasted not too bad. haha and also fired some eggs. thats wad i call a simple meal. =)

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Audrey took leave on friday to have a birthday lunch with me.. since the last time we had Carousel was my last birthday. we decided to have it again dis year. Ambience is unchanged. Service is still lightning quick.. the staff is very courteous.. but everytime you go take some food, they would fold your napkin nicely again. so actually felt quite bad, coz ultimately i come back i unfold it. so fold for wad?? hahah. food was almost the same.. but they took out Oysters... and that single crustacean was sorely missed by me... =( nonetheless a very nice meal wif nice company and nice service staff. Pictures are below.. and are all taken by my Nokia N82 which incidentally is bought by Audrey. =) Really love the phone man.. 5.0megapixel camera with xenon flash.. ability to upload photos direct from my phone to Flickr. thats damn solid man!

Happy Birthday to me..

last 3mins. wonder why we wait enthusiastically for a year for this day to come. hahaha
din do much today. just wanna say Thank you to all those that sms me, msn me and frenster or facebook me to wish me a hapy bday. thank you guys.. looking forward to friday coz audrey is going to go on leave and go out with me.! ciao!

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Had a Bday bbq on saturday. wanted it to be small so only had 13 ppl including my family members. called the tkband clique over plus daniel. the bbq wad okay. food was just enuff, food was nice too! best part would be the presents i guess. i even think this year's presents are even beter den my 21st bday. haha. Audrey of course bought me a N82 and also a choc-a-bloc cake. the tkband clique bought me a braun buffel wallet, daniel and xueni gave me an ang bao and zq and yingying gave me a pen set. last BUT not least. my sister stephanie bought me a PSP Slim. WOW WOW.
Although its quite a wrong time to get it for me... haha but i really appreciate you spending like half your month pay buying that piece of plastic. hahaha. i also promised myself, audrey and my mum that i will NOT let the psp get into the way of my revisions. Slacked the whole of this week. quite guilty.. but tomolo's gonna be the day where i start my revisions full swing. screw the prelims. heres the real thing.! only have a few pictures taken with my N82. some more are in the camera itself, not uploaded yet. i'll have them posted when i upload them into my computer. meanwhile just sit back and drool at my presents. hahaha. lastly i wanna express my sincerest thanks to Audrey who helped me in the marinating, cooking and even the buying of cake(which was a surprise). Thank you dear.. and also thank you tng hui lin for your lovely present. haha. i think now u go google your name should appear liao. =P

My loot for 2008.

N82 given by Audrey

PSP Slim given my sister
Wallet by William, Cheryl, Kelvin and Jolin =D
Pen set by ZQ and Ying²

101th post

short post. just to tell u guys.. N82 rocks! thank you Audrey for buying me such a wonderful phone.! =X shall post more and pics when im freee.

changed my phone!

I changed my phone today.. after pondering the last whole week doing research almost every night. i bought the Nokia N82. actually took me some guts to buy Nokia after the 6280 screwed up. but it was so depressing that S.E came up with phones that didnt have Wifi capabilities.. except the W960i... even 10 mins b4 buying.. i was thinking whether to get the N82 or the W960i. haha in the end the xenon flash and 5mp camera coupled with generally good reviews won me over. although the black one din come soon enuff.. i think im a happy user! and im amazed that i actually like dis little nokia. haha. kind of boliao.. so i now present to u the phones dat i have used since secondary 2!
The Nokia 5110. my 1st phone.. had Xpress-on covers(bascially covers to change colour). sold it to one of my band mate after a year. it weighs 170g! and had almost ZERO functions! haha tok abt antiques..
The nokia 3210.. the 1st nokias that came without the antenna. remember that this phone is like the beng's must-have phone. they will ahng it wif running lights and put ten thousand buzzers in it. hahaha i also call it the brick. it weighs 151g. slight improvement. haha
Ericsson T28. the 'highlighter' phone. this was DA BOMB last time. but like A BOMB. it blasts u off ten thousand miles when it explodes on u. smses was typed in a SINGLE line. can u imagine that. bought it TOGETHER wif my mum. a set cost SGD500. so 2 means 1k. wtf? weighs 83g though.
Nokia 3310. After timeless and countless visits to the m1 customer service and ericsson service centres. i gave up. got this phone instead.. works better.. one of the most reliable phones. and of course wif snake 2 to tide me thru JC lectures. hahaha weighs 133g wif the standard NiMh batt.

Nokia 6510. got this phone while at ang mo kio estate one of the shops. remember when my mum din wanna buy.. i did my trademark blackface and got it in the end. HAHAHAHA SPOLIT BRAT. buggy phone nontheless. weighs 84g.
Samsung X460. bought this phone for free i think. from M1. coz i couldnt stand it that the whole world is using colour phones except me.. (6510) also got it coz of army.. few phones without cameras that time.. although all were crappy vga cameras. haha. but when i wanted to ORD. i lost this phone at the bowling alley at Safra. was so bloody pissed. and even cursed the fella who stole my phone kena langa. who noes. maybe already langa-ed. =X weighs 75g
Nokia 8250. this is the most powderful phone. if i not wrong launched when i was in sec4. cost a bomb. but it works very well. i borrowed this from Audrey's dad to use as spare coz of SAF. weighs 81g

Nokia 6280. 1st Slider i bought. used concurrently wif the 8250 due to army. gave me tonnes of problems like completely not having any signals coming in and out. sliding mechanism also loosens after prolong use. weighs 115g


my 1st S.E! borrowed this phone from my sister when i went to taiwan. the music and almost everything made me love dis phone. bought it once daniel told me that he had a set. loved it very much even till now. but faded becoz the camera couldnt give me wad i wanted. weighs 116g.

I hope you guys find this post a little more interesting! haha i will post up some pics of my N82 soon when i have the time. see ya!