mummys home

my mum's home. thank you frens for all ya verbal support via tagboard.

but the bad news is.... my mum has actually already had a minor stroke. so minor she din even noe when it happened. the doctors at SGH found a clot in her brain via the scan. and though the vein is as fine as hair.. they say that it still... a stroke...

the even badder news is... the doctors told her that nobody survives a 2nd stroke... this is really bad news.. really hope my mum takes things real easy.. this year haven been good. hope the next will be.. anyway.. it just aint fair.. its like we were all the way there in sickness and in death. but now even a phone call seems so far? is it that hard? life's lessons... GET WELL SOON MUMMY!

update

an update from the previous post. the 'taking' of spinal liquid was terrible. doctors at CGH are really... us*less. not forgetting they tried to IV my mum. they had to do it 3 times. ppl who experienced failed IVs can attest to how painful it is. now its times 3. and its becoming blue black now. back to the spinal liquid thingy. this doctor was there happily injected my mum hoping dat the liquid would miraculously come out. not a drop came out. 2nd try... so that means 2nd needle into a diff place in the spine. (try to imagine wad my mum is going thru?) 2nd try fail. HE DEN TRIED THE FUCKING THIRD TIME. same outcome. this time, he said,"jia lat jia lat" . come on man... how UNPROFESSIONAL can doctors be? wad kind of confidence is he giving to the poor patient who happened to be my unfortunate mum? after that he called another doctor who came. then he said. 'jiu xing lai le jiu xing lai le' i just have dis to say to that doc. 'TIU LE LO MO'

The doctors also have a knack of being GEI KIANG. they refused to give my mum anarex today. and kept giving her tramadol, which is something like panadol plus something else which does NOTHING to help in pain relieve. other than that. they also like Ranieri the 'Tinkerman'. they change medicine every day. how the fuck can my mother be ok when u fucking change the stupid bloody medicine everyday?

enuff is enuff. i rescued my mum from hell today. by transferring her to SGH. i felt so at home in SGH. for now, lets just continue praying that my mum will be fine. (shes a little better btw.)

enuff of ranting. i wanna thank those who tagged supportive words to me.. cheryl for your sms. and of course william who came all the way from queenstown to changi hospital to visit my mum. last but not least, i wanna thank my gf for being there when i needed her so much. u guys made my bad day better. thanks.

the brain scan was fine. thanx guys. now they wanna take some spine fluid. will try to get my mother out of CGH later on.

you will be fine.

as i type this post.. my heart is very heavy... i have never experienced this in my life b4... i feel like crying.. this is just so unfair..

yesterday my mum went got admitted to hospital coz of she was having severe head ache. to the point where she was so tensed up. tot she was having stroke synptoms, so i rushed her to the hospital. seriously dun like the idea of CGH. but at this point of time i just gotta trust them. she did a brain scan just now. i dunno wad else to type already. so frens who are reading dis post. pls pray for my mummy's safety and health..

Dedicated to 叔叔

My uncle passed away this afternoon at 1630. He has been suffering from cancer for the longest time. In my memory, he has always been a very very strong man. He was a regular in SAF serving as Guards. i had always been close to him. sometimes staying over with him during weekends when he would bring me out for MacDonald's. He was tough on me, due to the fact that im the only male descendent of the Tng family. He taught me how to open canned drinks, climb those old playgrounds which are very high. He was almost like a father to me. When i celebrated one of my birthdays and my dad was out-station. He reprimanded me in the room when i got out of hand. there are so many memories in my mind of him. its almost impossible to list them all out here. 3 weeks ago, i dreamt of him, telling me he has recovered from cancer already. when i told my mum. She told me that was a sign.. On the bright side, he has finished suffering. from a very hardy and rugged guardsman, i saw how he became like a pack of bones.

叔叔, u have suffered enuff. now u shall go to a place where there is no more pain and suffering, and u will be sorely missed.

P.S: as for the tagboard wars. i hope that this person can stop whatever he/she is doing. what goes around, comes a round. full swing, full force. at least stop till the end of dis week as a mark of respect.

Greetings!

hahaha been ten thousand years since i blogged... but was pleasantly surprised by dis particular VERY free guy... who came to tag my blog... but den ar... i not bitch leh... im a guy leh... and i dun act cute... hahaha. i know u have been religiously visiting my blog.. just leave a tag la... why so shy sia?

anyway im not here to discuss over this guy... i wanna show u guys how a bloody stretched muscle can result to THIS!

AND THIS!


The dates speak for themselves... its THE ATTACK OF THE BLUE BLACK! hell.. im going to the doc tomolo.. sorry guys for grossing u all wif dis pics.! hahaha. oh ya! haven post taiwan pics =X

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sometimes.. i really feel so down and helpless.. i really dunno wad to do.
from my previous post.. i promised u guys pictures.. but blogger is really slow nowadays.. i take like 5 mins to upload 1 silly pic. so its pissing the shit out of me.
found a new job.. kinda cool.. glad to be doing some thing related to what im studying now..
previous post mentioned abt the bad stuff.. the good finally arrived, like wad shiying said..
she passed her driving with 4 demerit points, company keeps her, lets her pursue her studies in normal sem. what more could anyone ask for?

ladies and gentlemen.

its been a very long time since i last blogged.. many things have happened after my exams. or should right on the day of my exams.. maybe most things din happen on me myself, but somehow or rather i was almost 90% affected by it. lemme give u guys a blow by blow encounter. things cant get any worse can it?

1st blow: TP fail.
2nd blow: screwed up job.
3rd blow: screwed up results.
4th blow: fail appeal
5th blow: shortage of units to graduate.

there are little things here and there but i would not wanna mention them here.. but like every golden age, there has to be a fall. likewise, every suay man will have a heng time. if u all dun really understand, dun bother. just know that if u think u are damn down on luck. someone out there is experiencing worst.

Taiwan trip was a blast. i guess 4 days aint enuff. dunno much to say.. shall let pics do the toking. shopping in taiwan aint suitable for me at all. its too bugis streety. as my cousin says, its 100 bugis streets added up. which he loves. haha but the food is splendid! tip from me, be a little more adventurous in your eating exploits. haha and another tip, dun walk, take bus, mrt or cab. 3 streets is NEAR! all in all, nice time, nice company. special thanx to my cousin soon leong for tolerating my rantings and also my dear audrey for tolerating my occasional black faces. will try to do better next time! =P

few days after the trip was a solemisation ceremony of my aunt. it was held at one rochester. the ambience there is very nice. and overall i must say its a nice place to hold dis kind of ceremonies. audrey loves that place so much. haha.

this few weeks or months, my family seems to be plagued by a deadly disease. its called the S****L disease. im starting to lose it. even to the point of trying to strangle her right in front of my mother. she is getting more rude by the day, till the point i cant even see her as my sister. and there is my mother, claiming that everything she does is right. is that a good sign or bad one? good in the sense, she noes wad shes doing. and bad as in she given up hope on her. nobody in the Tng family has gone into the Normal Stream. looks like shes destined for it. like wad my mum says, dun go into normal tech, she can 'tou xiao' already.

right now, my parents are away in genting, and she has been giving me problems non stop. even till the point where i need to cool myself down by sitting in the living room trying to call someone to tok to. and with my hands trembling. 2007 has not been a good year. nope it hasnt. and we are only halfway through.

flying off

haven been blogging for quite some time. just wanna say dis few words.

I WILL NOT ALLOW U GUYS TO RUIN MY HOLIDAY.

Its the final countdown.

the end is drawing near... the Champions league final is 12 hours before my own final with PBF. god damn it.. where got so zhun one...

IBM sux big time.. i only hope for a 35... hai.. i think im crazy. right after my exams on thursday. im gonna work at the food expo. AT THE EXPO again. im gonna sell HuiJi Waist Tonic. so guys if u all wanna buy things come find me k? haha

nothing much to blog abt now.. just popping by to give readers some updates..
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9 days left...

my last paper is 9 days away... dis few weeks/months.. i really miss some things...
i miss soccer the most... its like i haven been detached from soccer for so long! (not including when i was injured).
i miss the days where i can wake up.. and have not so many things to think?
miss the nights where i can sleep in fucking peace and not self generate questions at night, and waking 3am to solve those questions.
miss the NOT MUGGING days.
enuff ranting.. just realised UOL exams aint that bad. coz tonglong in ACCA is having exams AFTER MINE.

pirates on the day i finish exams! ARGH!!!!!!! 2 more papers!!!!
dear british examiner, i just hope to pass IBM. just pass it. 35 enuff ok? i buy u some beer.?

i'll tok abt how dumb british papers are the next time.(no cals for maths exams. basic cals for stats? a big LOL for u ppl.)

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though i din win... =)


cant sleep the whole night.. tossing and turning.. hai.. the body must not fail me now. GO GO GO!

just when i need u the most.

i've been searching high and low for u.. damn it.. u just disappeared after NUS and NTU finished their freaking papers.

i lost my motivation. i told audrey about my analogy.. here goes..

wad i feel exactly, its like all of us NTU NUS SIM etc etc are all british soldiers.. just dat they are assigned to Asia while im in Europe. both fighting wars (exams). but the freaking thing is.. Japan surrendered 1st. and Germany hasnt. so there u NTU/NUS ppl are having fun now.. im still left here to fight the freaking war. u guys call me. 'eh tng, soccer leh. / eh lai leh, 3 games.' argh! how the hell am i suppose to fight dis war!?

ok i think im toking lotsa crap here but i seriously think dis analogy is relevant! haha 3 more days to my 1st paper.. and im lying if i tell u im not panicking.

anyway, thanx for listening to my rants. now its back to multipliers, hicksian, slutsky etc. PUI!

downtown line...

Click on image to enlarge it. =)

At 1st when the news was reporting this downtown line thingy.. i was thinking.. chey... another line coming up... yawnz.. den i wikied and found dis map! and realised how exciting our rail is gonna be!! by 2030, we will have like 540km of rail! more den london's 408km tube.

take a closer look, although dis map is not confirmed. Reservoir has its own station!! wooohooo. that means SHIOKness! who needs LRT lines when u have a MRT station at your doorstep. haha. this only spells that Singapore is still developing.. and the excitement sure is buzzing like mad. Air Hub, Biotech Hub, Life Sciences Hub, IR Hub. everything also hubba hubba like starhub. hahaha.

mr PM, can i have a pay raise too? promise to donate it away too. =P

chill.

came across dis story and tot it was funny. come on u NUS NTU SIM guys out there.. take a llllllllittle break and read dis story. haha enjoy.

[Anger Management]

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"
He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I
had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"
He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"
He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.
He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole,"
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***,"

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.




ALl DA BEST FOR EXAMS!

RIP Virginia Tech

was watching CNN last night.. and i want to express my 2 cents worth.. or 3 cents? haha anyway.. kinda sad that dis kind of things do happen.. and i must urge the US govt to wake up their ideas about their gun laws.. saw on CNN last night dat .. the US had approx 200 million guns.. and the gun companies are producing 3m guns annually. WTF. need so many guns for FCUK!?

was chatting with william and hy last night abt this issue. funny things came up. like:
william: THAT GUY SHAMED ASIANS!
just when u tot he was gonna say something good.
will: 100 rounds hit 33 only!
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and another one..
hy:why they dun sell grenades ar?

gosh.. i have pro frens who play pro GB..

regarding my personal life.. life is fine.. not too bad.. i think im on schedule for my exams.. THINK is the keyword. im going on a holiday to taiwan dis june with audrey and my cousin soon leong. looking forward to it man.. we were at chinatown sourcing out for great deals. i bet we went to more den 10 agencies.. and got around that number of quotations.. actually planned on a budget of max 600. 1st agency we asked. quoted 800+!! WTF. we din give up, and we tot we hit gold when we have a 769 quotation for 4d3n on SQ. nope. we went to another agency and we got stunned by their price 478. we pondered and pondered whether dis was one of the bogus agency and we went back to this lady and ask her for a requotation. the look on our faces was PRICELESS. 478 was only the hotel fee. wtf! we din see properly and assumed the underlined price WAS the total price. haha in the end we settled to Giam Soo Intl. offering us a price of 584.50. 4d3n at Kilin Hotel and on board Jetstar Asia. Truly looking forward to it!!

i think my car is a transformer.. last week, a mysterious scratch appeared on the left of my car. it must be.. the TOM YAM ALTIS is OPTIMUS PRIME in disguise! P.S(Mr Prime.. u were once a TRUCK.. why choose my thai-made altis?) haha till den.. CHIONG ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

pissed

im super pissed now... pissed at myself not being able to protect her when she needs the protection. and pissed that she has fucked up frens. being drunk doesnt fucking warrant u a chance to take advantage of girls. u chao chee bye. u better dun let me see u in NUS. i'll drink 10 cans of beer and kill u. FUCKER.

as promised.=D

Me @ carousel

Oysters sure looked Gooooooooooood!

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPS*

everyone loves fonduesss

GLORIOUS CAKES!!!!

US(after all that food)

'simple' dishes =P

Audrey: who cares abt pictures, lemme have my food 1st!! rawr!

awfully awful. =X

Bdays!!!!!

i always loved bdays!!! in my 23 years of life.. i never missed celebrating one bday!! this year was no exception. it started on sunday, 1 day b4 my bday. me and audrey went to royal plaza on scotts to have buffet at its restaurant.. called carousel.. its halal so we saw quite a few muslim diners there.. food was GOOD! and since i was supposedly still on a diet.. i ate wif caution.. and for the 1st time.. i had enuff place in my stomach for dessert!! omgoshh.. until den i knew wad i always was missing out when it came to hotel buffets.. their pastries and cakes... one word.. SIBEI SONG!!!!! ok thats 2... their oysters were gooooood!! i think i ate 10 of them until audrey had to stop me from eating somemore.

For dis year's present, audrey bought me a nike tee and a columbia berms. she know dat i am such a poor thing.. always wearing the same OP berms to skool and let ppl luff at me.. so she bought that! hahaha thank you dear!!

on my bday itself, nothing unusual.. was watching 300 on ppstream when Daniel Ho stormed my room and shouted 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' hahaa incidentally, i think daniel never missed any of my bday celebrations! lolz he came with his gf xueni and they both bought me a arsenal cap! latest season one! thanx buddy! and gf. hahaha. actually wanted to go out for dinner but my mum decided to cook. 'simple' dishes she said. in the end there was curry, pork chop, chap chye, hei zou. simple indeed. oh i forgot to mention, earlier in the day me and my mum went to buy the awfully awfully chocolate cake(extra awfully intended). so after dinner we cut the cake.. and ate the cake.. it was not a bad 23rd bday after all..! oh man.. after i hit 21.. things have coming thick and fast like a fat piece of lard hitting me. and as my mum always say.. "好命做人家的爸爸了!!" i cant agree more.. but theres still 2 years more of skool.. so mum.. pls dun so kan chiong wan me to be father la. hahahaha!!

forgot to mention, the previous post was done by my darling gf as a present to me..!! it was sooooooo sweeeeeeeeeet of her.. haha thx dear!!

so thats it.. a bday post for the year 2007. as usual i will upload pics on the next post.. lotsa them so stay tuned!!