Saturday, June 23, 2007

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sometimes.. i really feel so down and helpless.. i really dunno wad to do.
from my previous post.. i promised u guys pictures.. but blogger is really slow nowadays.. i take like 5 mins to upload 1 silly pic. so its pissing the shit out of me.
found a new job.. kinda cool.. glad to be doing some thing related to what im studying now..
previous post mentioned abt the bad stuff.. the good finally arrived, like wad shiying said..
she passed her driving with 4 demerit points, company keeps her, lets her pursue her studies in normal sem. what more could anyone ask for?

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

ladies and gentlemen.

its been a very long time since i last blogged.. many things have happened after my exams. or should right on the day of my exams.. maybe most things din happen on me myself, but somehow or rather i was almost 90% affected by it. lemme give u guys a blow by blow encounter. things cant get any worse can it?

1st blow: TP fail.
2nd blow: screwed up job.
3rd blow: screwed up results.
4th blow: fail appeal
5th blow: shortage of units to graduate.

there are little things here and there but i would not wanna mention them here.. but like every golden age, there has to be a fall. likewise, every suay man will have a heng time. if u all dun really understand, dun bother. just know that if u think u are damn down on luck. someone out there is experiencing worst.

Taiwan trip was a blast. i guess 4 days aint enuff. dunno much to say.. shall let pics do the toking. shopping in taiwan aint suitable for me at all. its too bugis streety. as my cousin says, its 100 bugis streets added up. which he loves. haha but the food is splendid! tip from me, be a little more adventurous in your eating exploits. haha and another tip, dun walk, take bus, mrt or cab. 3 streets is NEAR! all in all, nice time, nice company. special thanx to my cousin soon leong for tolerating my rantings and also my dear audrey for tolerating my occasional black faces. will try to do better next time! =P

few days after the trip was a solemisation ceremony of my aunt. it was held at one rochester. the ambience there is very nice. and overall i must say its a nice place to hold dis kind of ceremonies. audrey loves that place so much. haha.

this few weeks or months, my family seems to be plagued by a deadly disease. its called the S****L disease. im starting to lose it. even to the point of trying to strangle her right in front of my mother. she is getting more rude by the day, till the point i cant even see her as my sister. and there is my mother, claiming that everything she does is right. is that a good sign or bad one? good in the sense, she noes wad shes doing. and bad as in she given up hope on her. nobody in the Tng family has gone into the Normal Stream. looks like shes destined for it. like wad my mum says, dun go into normal tech, she can 'tou xiao' already.

right now, my parents are away in genting, and she has been giving me problems non stop. even till the point where i need to cool myself down by sitting in the living room trying to call someone to tok to. and with my hands trembling. 2007 has not been a good year. nope it hasnt. and we are only halfway through.

Monday, June 04, 2007

flying off

haven been blogging for quite some time. just wanna say dis few words.

I WILL NOT ALLOW U GUYS TO RUIN MY HOLIDAY.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Its the final countdown.

the end is drawing near... the Champions league final is 12 hours before my own final with PBF. god damn it.. where got so zhun one...

IBM sux big time.. i only hope for a 35... hai.. i think im crazy. right after my exams on thursday. im gonna work at the food expo. AT THE EXPO again. im gonna sell HuiJi Waist Tonic. so guys if u all wanna buy things come find me k? haha

nothing much to blog abt now.. just popping by to give readers some updates..
to those who view the test.. take leh... dun scareds la..
to dear: PROVE ME WRONG GET YOUR USAHANA! muahahaha




BRING ME HOME!!!! muahahaha =P

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

9 days left...

my last paper is 9 days away... dis few weeks/months.. i really miss some things...
i miss soccer the most... its like i haven been detached from soccer for so long! (not including when i was injured).
i miss the days where i can wake up.. and have not so many things to think?
miss the nights where i can sleep in fucking peace and not self generate questions at night, and waking 3am to solve those questions.
miss the NOT MUGGING days.
enuff ranting.. just realised UOL exams aint that bad. coz tonglong in ACCA is having exams AFTER MINE.

pirates on the day i finish exams! ARGH!!!!!!! 2 more papers!!!!
dear british examiner, i just hope to pass IBM. just pass it. 35 enuff ok? i buy u some beer.?

i'll tok abt how dumb british papers are the next time.(no cals for maths exams. basic cals for stats? a big LOL for u ppl.)

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

tribute

http://www.stomp.com.sg/lovein/mumcon165.html

though i din win... =)


cant sleep the whole night.. tossing and turning.. hai.. the body must not fail me now. GO GO GO!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

just when i need u the most.

i've been searching high and low for u.. damn it.. u just disappeared after NUS and NTU finished their freaking papers.

i lost my motivation. i told audrey about my analogy.. here goes..

wad i feel exactly, its like all of us NTU NUS SIM etc etc are all british soldiers.. just dat they are assigned to Asia while im in Europe. both fighting wars (exams). but the freaking thing is.. Japan surrendered 1st. and Germany hasnt. so there u NTU/NUS ppl are having fun now.. im still left here to fight the freaking war. u guys call me. 'eh tng, soccer leh. / eh lai leh, 3 games.' argh! how the hell am i suppose to fight dis war!?

ok i think im toking lotsa crap here but i seriously think dis analogy is relevant! haha 3 more days to my 1st paper.. and im lying if i tell u im not panicking.

anyway, thanx for listening to my rants. now its back to multipliers, hicksian, slutsky etc. PUI!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

downtown line...


Click on image to enlarge it. =)



At 1st when the news was reporting this downtown line thingy.. i was thinking.. chey... another line coming up... yawnz.. den i wikied and found dis map! and realised how exciting our rail is gonna be!! by 2030, we will have like 540km of rail! more den london's 408km tube.

take a closer look, although dis map is not confirmed. Reservoir has its own station!! wooohooo. that means SHIOKness! who needs LRT lines when u have a MRT station at your doorstep. haha. this only spells that Singapore is still developing.. and the excitement sure is buzzing like mad. Air Hub, Biotech Hub, Life Sciences Hub, IR Hub. everything also hubba hubba like starhub. hahaha.

mr PM, can i have a pay raise too? promise to donate it away too. =P

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

chill.

came across dis story and tot it was funny. come on u NUS NTU SIM guys out there.. take a llllllllittle break and read dis story. haha enjoy.

[Anger Management]

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"
He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I
had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"
He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"
He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.
He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole,"
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***,"

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.




ALl DA BEST FOR EXAMS!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

RIP Virginia Tech

was watching CNN last night.. and i want to express my 2 cents worth.. or 3 cents? haha anyway.. kinda sad that dis kind of things do happen.. and i must urge the US govt to wake up their ideas about their gun laws.. saw on CNN last night dat .. the US had approx 200 million guns.. and the gun companies are producing 3m guns annually. WTF. need so many guns for FCUK!?

was chatting with william and hy last night abt this issue. funny things came up. like:
william: THAT GUY SHAMED ASIANS!
just when u tot he was gonna say something good.
will: 100 rounds hit 33 only!
-_-|||
and another one..
hy:why they dun sell grenades ar?

gosh.. i have pro frens who play pro GB..

regarding my personal life.. life is fine.. not too bad.. i think im on schedule for my exams.. THINK is the keyword. im going on a holiday to taiwan dis june with audrey and my cousin soon leong. looking forward to it man.. we were at chinatown sourcing out for great deals. i bet we went to more den 10 agencies.. and got around that number of quotations.. actually planned on a budget of max 600. 1st agency we asked. quoted 800+!! WTF. we din give up, and we tot we hit gold when we have a 769 quotation for 4d3n on SQ. nope. we went to another agency and we got stunned by their price 478. we pondered and pondered whether dis was one of the bogus agency and we went back to this lady and ask her for a requotation. the look on our faces was PRICELESS. 478 was only the hotel fee. wtf! we din see properly and assumed the underlined price WAS the total price. haha in the end we settled to Giam Soo Intl. offering us a price of 584.50. 4d3n at Kilin Hotel and on board Jetstar Asia. Truly looking forward to it!!

i think my car is a transformer.. last week, a mysterious scratch appeared on the left of my car. it must be.. the TOM YAM ALTIS is OPTIMUS PRIME in disguise! P.S(Mr Prime.. u were once a TRUCK.. why choose my thai-made altis?) haha till den.. CHIONG ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Friday, April 13, 2007

pissed

im super pissed now... pissed at myself not being able to protect her when she needs the protection. and pissed that she has fucked up frens. being drunk doesnt fucking warrant u a chance to take advantage of girls. u chao chee bye. u better dun let me see u in NUS. i'll drink 10 cans of beer and kill u. FUCKER.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

as promised.=D


Me @ carousel



Oysters sure looked Gooooooooooood!


*SLUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPS*


everyone loves fonduesss


GLORIOUS CAKES!!!!


US(after all that food)



'simple' dishes =P


Audrey: who cares abt pictures, lemme have my food 1st!! rawr!


awfully awful. =X

Bdays!!!!!

i always loved bdays!!! in my 23 years of life.. i never missed celebrating one bday!! this year was no exception. it started on sunday, 1 day b4 my bday. me and audrey went to royal plaza on scotts to have buffet at its restaurant.. called carousel.. its halal so we saw quite a few muslim diners there.. food was GOOD! and since i was supposedly still on a diet.. i ate wif caution.. and for the 1st time.. i had enuff place in my stomach for dessert!! omgoshh.. until den i knew wad i always was missing out when it came to hotel buffets.. their pastries and cakes... one word.. SIBEI SONG!!!!! ok thats 2... their oysters were gooooood!! i think i ate 10 of them until audrey had to stop me from eating somemore.

For dis year's present, audrey bought me a nike tee and a columbia berms. she know dat i am such a poor thing.. always wearing the same OP berms to skool and let ppl luff at me.. so she bought that! hahaha thank you dear!!

on my bday itself, nothing unusual.. was watching 300 on ppstream when Daniel Ho stormed my room and shouted 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' hahaa incidentally, i think daniel never missed any of my bday celebrations! lolz he came with his gf xueni and they both bought me a arsenal cap! latest season one! thanx buddy! and gf. hahaha. actually wanted to go out for dinner but my mum decided to cook. 'simple' dishes she said. in the end there was curry, pork chop, chap chye, hei zou. simple indeed. oh i forgot to mention, earlier in the day me and my mum went to buy the awfully awfully chocolate cake(extra awfully intended). so after dinner we cut the cake.. and ate the cake.. it was not a bad 23rd bday after all..! oh man.. after i hit 21.. things have coming thick and fast like a fat piece of lard hitting me. and as my mum always say.. "好命做人家的爸爸了!!" i cant agree more.. but theres still 2 years more of skool.. so mum.. pls dun so kan chiong wan me to be father la. hahahaha!!

forgot to mention, the previous post was done by my darling gf as a present to me..!! it was sooooooo sweeeeeeeeeet of her.. haha thx dear!!

so thats it.. a bday post for the year 2007. as usual i will upload pics on the next post.. lotsa them so stay tuned!!


darls 23rd bdae movie clip.wmv

Sunday, March 25, 2007

TPJC Alumni Band Concert Pics

Alumni Band Concert


it was quite a wonderful concert.. at least i din screw up my solo... haha woke up rather early today.. had to attend briefing for ushering stuff... was quite screwed coz the trpt section... out of 7.. 5 din have silver ties... in the end dear kind mazlynnah had to go to town in FBT shorts to get the ties for the members. (really like to thank mazlynnah for helping me so much!) anyway.. i rushed to skool in cab only to find out that the briefing which was supposed to start at 12.30 was being pushed back.. and PRO hy took bus.. damm.. i should have took bus also sia..

did filing stuff with the main band SL.. but seriously screwed up.. during rehearsal.. we could not find score.. wah kao.. super duper stress man... i gotta admit i din really fulfil my job as SL dis time round.. dunno why.. but the passion just died down.. thankfully today marks the end of the alumni.. at least until someone picks it up again.. and i dun really noe whether i will pick up the trumpet and play it again...

TL prepared a cake for me and shufi coz our birthdays is coming in like 2 and 3 days time.. was kinda touched by it although CY let the cat out of the bag by passing daryl the 'Happy Bday' score right in front of me.. haha. thx for sabo also....

It was really nice when teachers still remember you and your name after like 4 years since u graduated.. thats wad happened to me. 'commando lee' saw me at the corridor and talked to me.. asking how was i doing.. and after the concert, Mr Samad was there too and he actually called my name and said that i was the mischievous one who played 'mary had a little lamb' for mary lim during the teacher's day concert. hahaha. good ol` days indeed...

i will post pics up.. asap stay tuned!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Diet update

Into my 3rd week of dieting now..... weight has dropped 5kg.. to 95kg... kinda slow.. but this time, i tried to do it differently..

In the 1st week, i tried to do it the previous way.. that is.. eat breakfast.. den skip as many meals as possible.. or just keep drinking fish soup.. which really suck man.. i get frustrated so easily becoz i cant eat things dat i wanna eat.

the routine i went on last year which made me drop to 85kg was like dis... afternoon was just fish ball soup.. dinner a little rice.. no in between snacks at all... and almost a few months of non sinful food. at all.. but guess wad? after i stopped eating the pill.. i gorged like a hungry ghost.. which leads to my current weight...

so after the 1st week.. i decided against the same mistake.. i shall eat! and i did. but really in moderation. and of course this time i exercise.. and hopefully i can change my eating habits so i wun rebound to the same weight after i stop eating the pill. so guys... and gals.. wish me luck in this long journey! till den...

Monday, March 05, 2007

CNY Resolution

simple. to lose weight.

i have reembarked on my journey to losing weight. bought the appetite suppressant yesterday.. and it my last day ended with a 2 piece chicken meal from KFC. haha

wish me luck guys.. on this difficult journey.. to apologize for the lack of posts the previous month. i shall upload a photo to let u guys laugh it out! wahahaha. my family's 'WU LIAN PAI'











so it ends..

Chinese new year came and went... wasnt a fantastic one coz of the looming mocks.. had a shuffle in the places we went.. instead of going to my godma's place last, we went to my grandma's place last instead, which is so much better coz we can be wif our cousins. decided to watch "Just Follow Law" with my cousins and we watched the 1am show on the 1st day of CNY! how coooooooooool is that... 1st time i did it. haha. 2nd day, ppl came to our place.. but it was interupted when my uncle whos suffering from cancer bled non stop and had to be sent to the hospital. i rushed to his place from sengkang.. raining heavily, i din care wad speed i was going. at times i felt that the tyres had zero traction at all. kinda scary when i think abt it.. when i reached, the bleeding stopped. and he din wanna go hospital.. so things were back to normal. played mahjong wif william and ei hua and steph till 6am. slept..

awaken by my mum at 10, worse was to come, my uncle bled again, and also vomitted blood. as my dad was there already, we took a cab.. judging from the way my dad spoke, we tot the outcome looked gloom. i have to admit that i cried in the cab.. coz i am very close to this uncle.. ambulance picked him up rushed to CGH, he was saved. it was so life threatening that the paramedic told the ambulance driver, " can u give me 6 mins?!" and the driver agreed and zipped off.

My uncle is fine and well now.. the bleeding was caused by a major artery suppling blood to the brain. the doctors at SGH blocked the artery ( which could lead to paralysis) but miraculously, he survived it. without any effects. thank god.. sometimes i wonder.. he is in such pain.. does prolonging his life mean prolonging his pain too? i saw scenes that u only see in drama, like the doctor asking.. 'do u wan us to do nothing and let him bleed to death?', 'if we block the artery, how much effort u wan us to use coz he could be paralyzed or become a vegetable". questions like dis.. are super tough to answer.. hmmmmmmm i think dis is enuff for one post.. and in the next post.. i shall reveal wad i did in relation to this incident.