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a special bday.

2009-03-28T13:51:00.004+08:00

it happened 2 weeks ago.. audrey told me she was very busy during this period and couldnt take leave on my birthday... naturally i was kinda sad.. coz of all days.. shes busy on MY day. haha, but i was fine after that.. coz shes working hard for our future.. so thats that.

few days later.. daniel asked me, "eh where u going out wif audrey on your bday?"
KT:"no where la... she never take leave... she say she very busy dis period.."
D:"ok, den lets go eat kway chap at dunman food centre on your birthday for breakfast"
KT:"ok lor.. anyway i also got nothing on..."

den few days later my mum come discuss with me wad im gonna do on my bday. all ike rubbing salt.. so i said we just have a simple home-cooked meal lor.. den ask daniel to come over and eat. should be fine. all the way till my birthday, thats the plan from morning till night. or is it?

26th March 2009
audrey slept early on the 25th.. coz she had 'work'. she msged me in the morning 8.30am wishing me happy bday. daniel msged me 9+am to remind me of kway chap date. i slept till 11+am.. den went out with daniel.. ate kway chap and den went to collect his mother's IC at Leng Kee. headed back to Autobacs to windowshop. wow.. time flies.. b4 i know it its already 3+ and i needed to cut my hair!! or else audrey's so gonna scold me..
Daniel told me xueni wanted to go fren's chalet.. at NSRCC.. and asked me to tag along.. i was like ok... and since i was familiar wif that place. i even guided him to go there.
reaching the place, he switched off the engine. i was like"eh i tot drop off only.. ask me go there for wad sia.. i dun even noe xueni's frens.." but daniel egged me along and asked me to go in.
in that instant. it all HAPPENED. i saw my sister, my mum and AUDREY in the chalet!!

SURPRISEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow i got a shock of my life! according to audrey she planned it like months ahead and got everyone in the loop! credit to my mum and audrey coz they had to plan things when i go and bathe! haha. credit to daniel also. making up a shitload of crap and they all seem so credible!

i must admit this birthday is even better den my 21st! i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee surprises!! hahaha. audrey even called my gang of frens and shar, zh and aless.
feel so blessed!

Thank you dear for planning such a huge surprise for me.. the effort taken and of course the money.. im very thankful to have u!! and thank you mummy for cooking and marinating the bbq stuff. and also trying so hard not to let the cat out of the bag. last but not least, i wanna thank everyone who made dis surprise happen. NONE of the friends ever hinted on anything. T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U!!!

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2009-01-16T01:03:00.001+08:00

Have u ever?

2009-01-12T20:00:00.002+08:00

thought u lost your wallet, went to the police, went everywhere just to find it, DEN get home after the whole ordeal and actually realised the wallet is in the pants u wore the last night.

get pissed so badly by a driver who cut into your lane and made u do emergency swerving, so bad that u actually put hazard light and stop in the middle of the road just to fuck him?

i did. and i did it all in the 1st 2 weeks of 2009. wad a wonderful start to my new year. other than that, i think dat my 2 weeks is relatively uneventful. haha, exams are coming. and im going crazy!!

Merry Xmas from Scruffy!

2008-12-29T00:42:00.000+08:00

realised that scruffy actually 'sings' to dis doggie. haha enjoy!

update.

2008-12-24T00:22:00.002+08:00

its Xmas Eve.! im really damn sian.. dunno wad to update leh.. like william.. im gonna grad in June next year. i and seriously think im so gonna DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.( why did i even choose banking and finance)? sian man.. audrey's bugging me to send resumes... and study... nagggggggggg naggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
hahahaha
sian... ok hope this update cheers the readers up.. and stop BUGGING me for another update.
hahahaha

thoughts about the world.

2008-10-06T22:51:00.002+08:00

i think i better put my thoughts on the recent 'not-so-current' affairs down. if not i will forget abt it.

China Milk Scandal

Shame on them again. time and time again, China has proved that cheap is not necessarily good. how many times have we heard dis phrase in hokkien? 'yu pi, yu chi, yu ai dua liap ni, ko ai zhao lui'? (want cheap, want fresh, want big breasts, still want change). its very sickening that these unscrupulous corporations actually do this kind of things. its quite sad right? im sure the Directors of the corporation dare not drink their own bloody milk they manufacture. i say the china govt should just life imprison these assholes and make them drink the tainted milk powder thruout the sentence! isnt it sad..? its like being a hawker and being afraid to eat wad u cook. its the same for China-made cars. look at those cheap Chery QQs. i shudder to imagine wad would happen if u crash in them. In short, they look for short term profits. they dun care who dies. who lives. they just want their profits. and they dun expect to be in the business for too long like Toyota or Honda. they just want their profits, get it and pack up. go into another short term business. Toy scandals, food scandals. wads next? maybe they put melamine in china-made fake crocs.QQ? yea right. Kill Kill

Economy Gloom
I actually hope i don't have to graduate next year, coz i think if i come out, i dunno who would want me. US is in deep shit. i remember last year's lecturer from the UK giving us revision lectures telling us, Europe was laughing at the US. damn. whos laughing now? i think the whole world is crying! Fannie Mae= Funny Meh? lets hope the bailout plan works.. but as of today. the markets are going down down down.

Se*ango*n Gardens Elitism
These Serang**n Gardens people are just damn irritating. not only are they elites, they are racists and whiners. complain complain complain. everyday complain. just one question to shut you all up. who the hell built your stupid houses? you think u built it yourselves? its those very people u all are complaing high and low about! yes, some of the foreign workers may become rowdy after drinks. but wad u expect man.. u all got money go to bars, pubs. they dun! they need to chill man. they work as hard as u all do. why dun u all just give them a chance? they are miles away from home.. put yourselves in their shoes man.. during the meet and greet session shown on news, it pains me.. to see these people acting like barbarians. challenging the poor MP standing in front. wad has happened? is dis the graciousness that your parents taught you? or is that the graciousness that u all are going to impart to your children? it doesnt mean that u got some money, u can push people around.. haiz..

Rise in prices.
Rise in Electricity. Check. Rise in Fixed line. Check. Rise in Public Transport. Check. ALL AFTER 1st Oct when GST credits given out! CHECK!!!! enough said. if u said thats its getting harder to breathe. u bet. coz we going to have SingAir. charge us for air. wahahahaha.

Disclaimer: The above posts are just my own opinion. They are not intended to make fun or criticise people. if u are offended. i offer my sincerest apologies.

Finally..

2008-10-06T18:01:00.003+08:00

im sorry guys.. haven been blogging.. actually i have so much to blog dat im procrastinating..
lemme see.. after i finish my work.. school started like 2 weeks later.. into my 4th week now.. phew.. school's been a blast man. things coming in thick and fast.

after i got my last paycheck, i gave my family a treat @ Tampopo. although the damage was quite siong, nonetheless worthwhile, noting that my family haven been going out on sundays ever since we have a maid. but now dat we dun have a maid. we still not going out! that time was mid-autumn festival so we walked by clarke quay to chill..

i ice skated for the 1st time.. dats abt all i guessed..

Audrey got me a new toy. i bought myself K2 Blades. WOOOHOOO. hopefully it wun disintegrate like the last time.. pictures up next

TGIF

2008-08-18T14:46:00.002+08:00

both audrey and i took leave from our( i mean her) busy work to take a break and smell the flowers. haha. we actually planned to go to the HSBC treetop walk at macritchie reservoir. but in the end we went to mount faber and walked all the way to Hort Park.

the walk up to mount faber was a killer. for me. audrey was so bloody hyped up like some little small girl urging her grandpa up the steep marang trial stairs. (im the old grandpa FYI). haha its sick man! i walk until my quads were like screaming. lol. things were much easier once we reached the top of mount faber. we trudged along the route with yellow foot prints and b4 we knew it, we hit henderson waves.

oh ya b4 audrey comes pulling my ears.. my sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet gf prepared cocktail sausages wrapped with melted cheeeeeeese and also made sandwiches wif peppercorn ham. wahaha. we gobbled the sausages all up when we hit the 'summit' of MOUNT faber (which is even shorter den hills in some countries).

we reached henderson waves. the TALLEST pedestrain bridge in singapore. haha played along the wooden waves.. think audrey did it the best. really like she surfing. did the jumping shots at the henderson waves sign too. i failed a couple. (coz the photographer was louyaaaaaaaaa) haha.

if u zoom in, u can even see that shes smiling.

weird face.

jackie chan moment (audrey) NG

surfing siaaaaaaaa

jackie chan moment take 1. NG coz mouth open too big. flies can go in.

jackie chan moment 2 (made an effort to close my mouth)

jackie chan moment.

act zhuai moment.

after henderson waves. we went in search of alexandra arch. the signs werent very clear.. and there not yellow foot prints to follow. haha. apparently to get to the AA, we had to walk dis forest trail. it was cool (to audrey). but dreadful to me. u see im afraid of heights. the trail was made of metal grilles and u can actually look down. much like adidas climacool. so the wind can blow from below. HELL IT WAS SCARY. i keep thinking how i was going to die if the structure gives way due to my weight. LOL.

audrey checking out the thing we both though was the Arch.

drey urging me to MOVE my ass, coz i was afraid of dis climacool styled walkway.

finally we hit the alexandra arch. kinda stupid.. den reached hort.. sat on dis swing and the spring looks like its gonna give way man... which audrey claims is due to me. (BUT ITS HER!!!) hahaha
we went for liquid gold( avocado milkshake) at the hawker opposite ikea alexandra.

spiral staircase @ Hort Park

shag face on that swing.

she still can smile!!

catch it and regret!

after that we proceeded to Vivo. we caught a movie i would say thats the BLOODY WORSE MOVIE EVER. SPACE CHIMPS- ITS A SHOW FOR CHIMPS. holy shit. plot is zero. jokes are so lame u dun even wanna luff. and i spent 8.50 watching it!!! holy. guys out there. dun be fooled by the oh so cute chimps. that show is crap. dun even bother watching it on www.watch-movies.net!

after that we headed home to KOOOOON. tiring friday man... made me realise just how unhealthy i am. damn..

shag faces...

photos of Tampopo SHiok Meal

2008-08-12T16:32:00.003+08:00

last last saturday, me, drey, will, dewei and jolyn had Tampopo at Liang court.i tell u guys. dis jap rest is like DE BEST one i have been so far. it puts sakae, sakura all dis to SHAME. food pics are over at william's blog. i have some not as nice as his pics. haha after dat we went to dis chillout place called Suburbia at sentosa. nice place and good service. confirm will visit Mark there again. the chocolate cakes are SEDAP! once again. food pics are over at will's blog. he very sell fish one. dun send me pictures one. TSK!

Audrey with her FAVOURITE building.

Our best impersonation of Singa the lion. HAHA

our era's favourite character after sharity ekephant!

wads with that face!?

that is a 'idunnowhatuwant' face

in process of taking good pics (something i cant do, coz he took like 15mins of photos b4 starting on the food that looks sooooooooo good!)

she cant wait to start!

we took dis picture at like 2.30am after william pang seh after cursing that our bus wun come. damn.

2008-08-04T21:42:00.002+08:00

okok.. i hear u all complaining..' dis kelvin tng ar... dunno have blog for wad one..?' but listen to me man.. i did DAMN a lot of things during dis absence.. i realised i just sold my life to a dog. haha
THIS DOG!!!

we brought scruffy for sterilisation, which the nurses at the vet kept saying its CASTRATION. come on man... his dick is still there! hahaha.

actually the above post was kept in draft for the longest time.. i actually wanted to blog abt ECP trip last sat. but when we removed the E collar for scruffy, he began biting his wound. and in the end it bled. we were quite shocked and the vet was closed. but luckily the line was diverted and the frenly nurse came down to administer some medicine for scruffy. that idiot. self mutilate. now he has to bear with the e collar again.

scruffy is very fierce towards other dogs, audrey's neightbour has a daschund, and she wanted to make fren wif scruffy, but scruffy wanted to attack her. its a very big problem i think. i just dun understand why is he so aggresive towards dogs. hmmm... and is there anyway to let him be together with dogs?

4 days to scruffy's homecoming. 11/07/2008

2008-07-08T14:49:00.003+08:00

vet gave an all-clear for dear scruffy. we had one whole sunday monday and a little afternoon running around wif scruffy to get his stuff. vet fees costs a bomb! $158!! good thing is dat scruffy doesnt have any heartworm.. we bought a carrier coz his fur keep shedding in my car..

scruffy is geting used to us now. really hope he still remembers us come dis saturday. my challenge will be training him. but 1st.. i would have to gain his trust 1st.. not a very easy thing to do.. coz i think he have some bad history.. he is still very guai in a way, he doesnt poop or pee in the house.. and also doesnt bark.. but gotta work on listening to us. 1st things 1st, he will have to learn how to work with me aka heel.

alright den i will on scruffy soon. oh ya! my mum is fine wif scruffy! amazingly!! haha she looks more interested in scruffy den my dad.

here are some pics i took when he was in my house.

Scruffy

2008-07-06T02:54:00.002+08:00

went to ying ying's aunt's place today.. drey is adopting the dog! ( subject to wad the vet says tomolo...) we named it scruffy! haha the dog is so guai.. doesnt bark at home.. very skinny.. and poor thing.. my fear of dogs simply evaporated away.. coz there is no bloody way this dog can harm me.. i even carried it and put it on my lap.. will update the vet's visit tomolo.. really hope everything goes well.

home.

2008-07-02T19:48:00.002+08:00

hey guys. im home now.. for the past 2 days. i slept the moment i came home. i never even have the mood to turn my comp on. i guess im still not used to work. im like yawnz.. everyday in office i feel like sleeping...

me and drey watched Wanted last night. not a bad show. but DAMN BLOODY GORY! omg.. its like blood here and there.. in slow-mo... wow. haha audrey has been pondering whether she should get a jack russell that was found by a fren's aunt. she has always wanted a dog.. but due to the internet.. they keep discouraging ppl from getting JRTs.. especially 1st timers.. now audrey is having 2nd tots.. well i understand coz wif a dog.. we have to have more responsibility.. like discipline to walk the dog even when shes tired.. and also.. the poor dog would have to be left alone at home.. when audrey's out to work.. coz nobody is at home..

isnt it funny? sometimes u want the thing so so much.. but cant get it.. (parents object.. or financial issues) but when you break that barrier stopping u from getting it.. u start to have 2nd tots.. thats the thing wif us.. things that dun belong to us.. we keep thinking its good and yearn for it. but when its in our possession. it becomes.... boring. tsk tsk.. why like dat ar? haha

im still rather tired.. drey's having french lessons now.. so boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!

weekends over!!

2008-06-23T12:55:00.002+08:00

halo ppl!! amazingly theres not much monday blues for me today! maybe its the excessive excercise. haha i tell u.. its amazing.. i woke up to the sound of thunder and rain yesterday morning.. i was so hyped up for soccer.. and the rain only serves to dampen my mood. i checked the internet.. 3 hours outlook din look good.. and the whole of singapore is being blanketed by rain. looks highly possible dat i wun get to play soccer liao. but the rain cleared by 1pm. SHIOKS!

i promised danil to be early for them. and i was! although mr lim how boon the MIA-dun-wanna-sms-me-back kia reached 1st. haha soon luq came and danil they all came. we started 1st. played GK. not too bad made couple of saves. den got bored and played my usual role. had a very good games yesterday. finally regain my touch. thanks to weijian's online prep talk. haha. got rammed in my stomach by LJ and hit my balls too. damn pain sia.. soccer was over at 7pm. madness 5 hours of it.

by the time it finished i realised i never eat anything at all. and i have tennis at 8pm.! so i walked home from simpang and cook instant noodles, pick up my racket and walked to safra. played tennis with sharmain gan and zhihong. by the time it ended at 10pm. i was not half dead, i was maybe 7/8 or 9/10 dead. haha. it was like an exercise day for me yesterday. my pigu muscles are starting to ache now.. haha

saturday: went to dentist in the morning.. my tooth is almost done. another week and it will be done(also mean 800bucks fly). haha after that go chinatown book genting trip. yay! our 1st trip alone. had dinner wif law ong and TAN WEI LIAN ( the dick who had 20 missed calls.) haha. one stupid civic driven by a lady made my heart shoot up to my throat. damn bloody bitch. haha

all in all..I THINK I HAD A SUPER WEEKEND! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TGIF

2008-06-20T10:01:00.002+08:00

once again.. im looking forward to fridays. in my schooling days.. friday is just like any normal day for me.. coz i study only 3 days? hahaha.
i started working.. at cedele.. at the hq.. working as an accounts asst. title is nice only. actually i'm a filer. wtf.. my 4th day here(coz they believe tuesday is auspicious day to start work). environment here is very solemn.. very dead.. cant talk loudly.. etc.. nobody says good morning to each other.. tension is very high. of course theres the female lady boss.. who cant live a day without scolding ppl. hahaha lucky not scold me.. phew..... everyday im so tired when i reach home. i dun even have much mood to go online.. i guess my body needs some time to adjust coz i was like sleeping at 4am playing joint ops wif luq and waking up like 2pm. haha
the root canal has been done for my tooth. i will be going to do crowning tomolo. sucks man.. the cost is so bloody high. total cost 800. my god. why the fuck did that moron kick a fucking ball at me when im playing the trumpet. all dis money could have been put into better use man..
ok enuff of ranting.. i think shiying is rigght.. i create blog to complain only. hahaha
ok enjoy your weekends guys!! oh ya theres soccer at simpang 2pm. pls sms me if u wanna play!

01/06/2008

2008-06-01T19:55:00.001+08:00

01/06/2008, originally uploaded by tng.

audreys wans her face to be featured in my blog!

Mentos Cool Chews VS my teeth.

2008-05-24T02:10:00.002+08:00

Mentos cool chews pwn my tooth.. haiz.. it was an accident waiting to happen.. afte r8 years.. i guess the filling already dulan already.. Hazwan, if u readin dis.. better prepare money for compensation.

Mentos whacks half the tooth out.
Aftermath.. half tooth gone at 12am..
boycott pls..

crazy world.

2008-05-21T23:12:00.004+08:00

the whole world seems to be crazy. for one. i think most of my family members are. one overshot her sms by 1100+. but instead of blaming her for not sending her smses wisely.. her beloved mother blamed singtel. SINGTEL GIVE ONLY 500 SMS WHERE GOT ENOUGH!? hmmm 500 not enuff? of course not enuff when u sms things like. 'wad u doing?' 'yes'. the point is .. when u type a YES as an sms. u spend 0.0535cts divide by 3 on ONE BLOODY CHARACTER.(worse if its a 'no' or a 'k') dats not rocket science is it? or rocket maths for that matter.

i noe u are pissed coz your arm hurts. but it just sucks when u just blow up at anyone who happens to be there ( sadly, i happen to be there 80% of the time). and to the other one. 'what u want' doesnt sound very nice u noe? i dun owe u anything. so PISS OFF.

oh ya.. regarding blaming singtel. i rest my case coz she wans to spend $250 to terminate a line and get a starhub line. which doesnt really make sense. cant u get your child to curb some of her itching fingers and not sms redundent and may i say even STUPID BO LIAO stuff to her so called FRIENDS.

tsk tsk.. wad kind of world is dis.. SHIT world. SAI!!! TAIK!!!!!

suayest day..

2008-05-13T20:16:00.002+08:00

i think 13th May 2008 is my suayest day ever. its my management maths paper today. paper is 2.30pm. i left my home at around 1.15pm after packing my bag. meeting desmond at 1.50pm at control station. while in 14. jason called me.. and go thru the things we need to bring. when he mentioned CALCULATOR. i rummaged thru my bag for it. ALAS. I DIN BRING MY CALCULATOR! I PANICKED. HOLY SHIT KELVIN TNG U ARE TAKING A MATHS PAPER AND U FORGOT YOUR CALCULATOR!

i asked jason to help me find one. and immediately called Danil. luckily.. he still at expo.. apparently he stayed back after his maths 1 paper to eat lunch. phew.. i got my calculator from him.. Thanks bro.. if never get from you i would have panicked all the bloody way to expo.

den after walking ten gazillion years from mrt station to Hall 1. i walk to the board to find my candidate number and name. there were millions of ppl there. crowded and stuffy. and somemore i haven fully recover from my flu. so i was blurred. i look and look for my candidate number C6656. wtf. dun have.. i search again. holy shit. WHERES MY NAME!?!?!? i couldnt find my fucking name!!!!!!!!! i panicked again. tmd. its 2.15 already. and the person sitting at the table seems like he dunno anything. i waited till about 2.20pm den ask the guy. he also blur blur one.

lucky got one more laojiao invigilator come by.. and gave me another seat.

after 2 panic attacks.. i went into the hall totally exhausted.. saw the 1st question.. got a shock of my life. calmed myself down.. and skipped.. phew.. in the end.. in a paper where u choose 5 out of 8...(i studied only 5). i managed to finish 5 of my questions.. a pass is secured.. i hope for a B..

Inflation is hitting us..

2008-05-06T21:44:00.001+08:00

been sick for past 2 days.. was chatting wif our beloved Will.i.am
this happens.

...---... Tng- says:
hows work?
=ウィリアム= says:
not bad
=ウィリアム= says:
got stuff to do
=ウィリアム= says:
but the food not so good
...---... Tng- says:
tsk tsk tsk
...---... Tng- says:
pay and eat
...---... Tng- says:
or STARVE
...---... Tng- says:
they should print that in the canteen
...---... Tng- says:
banner like
=ウィリアム= says:
lol
=ウィリアム= says:
especially the ***** auntie
=ウィリアム= says:
cheebye one
=ウィリアム= says:
give so little !
=ウィリアム= says:
KNNB CHEEEEEEEEEE BYE
...---... Tng- says:
LOL
...---... Tng- says:
rice expensive now..
...---... Tng- says:
bo bian..
...---... Tng- says:
boil potatoes to work next time
=ウィリアム= says:
dont give so much rice la
=ウィリアム= says:
give more liao la
=ウィリアム= says:
the chicken 4 piece nia
=ウィリアム= says:
even my lampa also bigger than 1 piece !

lol. inflation really hitting us bad.. even william swears like no tomorrow.

part2.

2008-04-02T22:23:00.000+08:00

just after blogging, i went to wash the car together wif daniel. i fell.. again.. it seems bad at 1st.. i tumbled down an entire flight of stairs. its shitty.. now my butt has lacerations all over.. it even hurt to sit down. damn sian.. coz of the stupid slipper.. now i noe why is it called a slipper. coz make makes u slip. like fuck. pui.

just came home after fetching my parents at beach road. sometimes i really hate to try so hard. wads the use of trying so hard, when at the end, u always get shit? we'll never get praised for things done, rather the 1st thing they come back, is to pick on things that we DIDn't do. u like windows opened, i open it. u wan the washing machine empty, i emptied it. but the 1st thing u shouted when u see that there clothes hung up is. ' U ALL NEVER KEEP THE CLOTHES FROM THAT DAY!?' take a moment and think. things would be so different if u said, 'wow u all washed the clothes already? thank you.' it would have been so different.

but nooooooooooooooo, i wonder is it just my family or other ppl have this same problem. some newspapers misplaced, also kena. den wad for i try so hard? sick and tired of all dis. really. butt still hurts like fuck. damn it how to sit thru lecture tomolo like dat?

sup.

2008-04-02T11:57:00.000+08:00

Firstly i wanna congratulate my boss, Shufi for getting 2nd runner up in the freestyle segment of talentquest 2008. i also wanna tell the whole world how screwed up NUS is. 1stly, the thing was supposed to start at 6pm. but up till 6.30pm, nobody knows where to go in by and also nobody even came out to tell the ppl waiting outside that they have a technical glitch or something and the show will be delayed. even their guest of honour, the science dean have to stand outside and wait. wow, when did u see guest of honour waiting outside? GOH put for show one? in the end, also end up like us who paid 12 bucks. SECOND, the voting system, it will take probably 10 seconds to realise that the committee doesnt give a shit about how the contestants perform. coz in the freestyle segment, votes count for 50% of the results. ya ya, some of u might be saying yea wads wrong? i haven told u that VOTES CAN BE BOUGHT! i mean WAD THE FUCK? one vote 50cts. each ticket stub is entitled 2 votes. its just so unfair.

The quality of the show is also lousy as hell becoz of the vote buying system. check out the N dance group. wtf? can they dance? wake up your idea la.. go back to school, making up, nursing. dun dance. spare the humanity of earth. there was a minor earthquake of richter 7.1 when u all danced. stop gyrating too. its damn gross. thank god i din eat before going in. or else i would puke on the spot. heard from ppl that this group cant even get into the finals. but they bought their way in. yawnz. i noe the science club is poor.. but resorting to this just puts u down. ultimately a very bad day.. and charging 12 bucks for that tic. u gotta be kidding.

Those interested to view shufi's magic segment can view it here

Parents gone to Genting again.. so tired of eating outside food, i decided to cook a simple meal for my sisters. haha, cooked potatoes and luncheon meat with beaked beans. tasted not too bad. haha and also fired some eggs. thats wad i call a simple meal. =)

Carousel 28032008

2008-03-31T13:25:00.000+08:00

Audrey took leave on friday to have a birthday lunch with me.. since the last time we had Carousel was my last birthday. we decided to have it again dis year. Ambience is unchanged. Service is still lightning quick.. the staff is very courteous.. but everytime you go take some food, they would fold your napkin nicely again. so actually felt quite bad, coz ultimately i come back i unfold it. so fold for wad?? hahah. food was almost the same.. but they took out Oysters... and that single crustacean was sorely missed by me... =( nonetheless a very nice meal wif nice company and nice service staff. Pictures are below.. and are all taken by my Nokia N82 which incidentally is bought by Audrey. =) Really love the phone man.. 5.0megapixel camera with xenon flash.. ability to upload photos direct from my phone to Flickr. thats damn solid man!

Happy Birthday to me..

2008-03-26T23:57:00.000+08:00

last 3mins. wonder why we wait enthusiastically for a year for this day to come. hahaha
din do much today. just wanna say Thank you to all those that sms me, msn me and frenster or facebook me to wish me a hapy bday. thank you guys.. looking forward to friday coz audrey is going to go on leave and go out with me.! ciao!

Bday BBQ 22032008

2008-03-24T01:58:00.000+08:00

Had a Bday bbq on saturday. wanted it to be small so only had 13 ppl including my family members. called the tkband clique over plus daniel. the bbq wad okay. food was just enuff, food was nice too! best part would be the presents i guess. i even think this year's presents are even beter den my 21st bday. haha. Audrey of course bought me a N82 and also a choc-a-bloc cake. the tkband clique bought me a braun buffel wallet, daniel and xueni gave me an ang bao and zq and yingying gave me a pen set. last BUT not least. my sister stephanie bought me a PSP Slim. WOW WOW.
Although its quite a wrong time to get it for me... haha but i really appreciate you spending like half your month pay buying that piece of plastic. hahaha. i also promised myself, audrey and my mum that i will NOT let the psp get into the way of my revisions. Slacked the whole of this week. quite guilty.. but tomolo's gonna be the day where i start my revisions full swing. screw the prelims. heres the real thing.! only have a few pictures taken with my N82. some more are in the camera itself, not uploaded yet. i'll have them posted when i upload them into my computer. meanwhile just sit back and drool at my presents. hahaha. lastly i wanna express my sincerest thanks to Audrey who helped me in the marinating, cooking and even the buying of cake(which was a surprise). Thank you dear.. and also thank you tng hui lin for your lovely present. haha. i think now u go google your name should appear liao. =P

My loot for 2008.

N82 given by Audrey

PSP Slim given my sister
Wallet by William, Cheryl, Kelvin and Jolin =D
Pen set by ZQ and Ying²

101th post

2008-03-21T01:31:00.000+08:00

short post. just to tell u guys.. N82 rocks! thank you Audrey for buying me such a wonderful phone.! =X shall post more and pics when im freee.

changed my phone!

2008-03-19T18:33:00.000+08:00

I changed my phone today.. after pondering the last whole week doing research almost every night. i bought the Nokia N82. actually took me some guts to buy Nokia after the 6280 screwed up. but it was so depressing that S.E came up with phones that didnt have Wifi capabilities.. except the W960i... even 10 mins b4 buying.. i was thinking whether to get the N82 or the W960i. haha in the end the xenon flash and 5mp camera coupled with generally good reviews won me over. although the black one din come soon enuff.. i think im a happy user! and im amazed that i actually like dis little nokia. haha. kind of boliao.. so i now present to u the phones dat i have used since secondary 2!
The Nokia 5110. my 1st phone.. had Xpress-on covers(bascially covers to change colour). sold it to one of my band mate after a year. it weighs 170g! and had almost ZERO functions! haha tok abt antiques..
The nokia 3210.. the 1st nokias that came without the antenna. remember that this phone is like the beng's must-have phone. they will ahng it wif running lights and put ten thousand buzzers in it. hahaha i also call it the brick. it weighs 151g. slight improvement. haha
Ericsson T28. the 'highlighter' phone. this was DA BOMB last time. but like A BOMB. it blasts u off ten thousand miles when it explodes on u. smses was typed in a SINGLE line. can u imagine that. bought it TOGETHER wif my mum. a set cost SGD500. so 2 means 1k. wtf? weighs 83g though.
Nokia 3310. After timeless and countless visits to the m1 customer service and ericsson service centres. i gave up. got this phone instead.. works better.. one of the most reliable phones. and of course wif snake 2 to tide me thru JC lectures. hahaha weighs 133g wif the standard NiMh batt.

Nokia 6510. got this phone while at ang mo kio estate one of the shops. remember when my mum din wanna buy.. i did my trademark blackface and got it in the end. HAHAHAHA SPOLIT BRAT. buggy phone nontheless. weighs 84g.
Samsung X460. bought this phone for free i think. from M1. coz i couldnt stand it that the whole world is using colour phones except me.. (6510) also got it coz of army.. few phones without cameras that time.. although all were crappy vga cameras. haha. but when i wanted to ORD. i lost this phone at the bowling alley at Safra. was so bloody pissed. and even cursed the fella who stole my phone kena langa. who noes. maybe already langa-ed. =X weighs 75g
Nokia 8250. this is the most powderful phone. if i not wrong launched when i was in sec4. cost a bomb. but it works very well. i borrowed this from Audrey's dad to use as spare coz of SAF. weighs 81g

Nokia 6280. 1st Slider i bought. used concurrently wif the 8250 due to army. gave me tonnes of problems like completely not having any signals coming in and out. sliding mechanism also loosens after prolong use. weighs 115g

my 1st S.E! borrowed this phone from my sister when i went to taiwan. the music and almost everything made me love dis phone. bought it once daniel told me that he had a set. loved it very much even till now. but faded becoz the camera couldnt give me wad i wanted. weighs 116g.

I hope you guys find this post a little more interesting! haha i will post up some pics of my N82 soon when i have the time. see ya!

bored.

2008-03-10T23:33:00.000+08:00

howdeeeeeee guys... haven been here for ages... many things happened... attended a wonderful wedding at rasa sentosa... (best i've attended so far). but im here to tease your funny bones... i found dis wonderful site that allows u to put your face into selected pictures..! haha
Have a good laugh looking!

Hi my name is BoTng.

wads that!?

WOOOOOOOOOOO nice booobz!

hahahaha

2008-02-28T00:52:00.000+08:00

Adapted from Channelnewsasia.com

SINGAPORE : A massive police operation is underway in Singapore after the leader of the Jemaah Islamiyah network here, Mas Selamat Kastari, escaped from detention at 4.05pm on Wednesday.

A statement from the Home Affairs Ministry says Mas Selamat walks with a limp and is presently at large.

He is not known to be armed and is one of Singapore's most wanted men.

Extensive police resources have been deployed to track him down after he escaped from the Whitley Road Detention Centre.

Anyone with information about him can contact the police at 999.

Mas Selamat was arrested by the Indonesian police on Bintan island in January 2006.

He was picked up then for using a fake identity card.

Based on investigations then, Indonesia's elite anti-terror police discovered he was the leader of the Singapore Jemaah Islamiyah network, a terrorist organisation.

They then deported the man to Singapore in 2006.

The 45-year-old father of four was also said to be involved in JI's plans to mount attacks against foreign and local establishments here.

These included the US Embassy and American Club, the Defence Ministry headquarters at Bukit Gombak and the Education Ministry building at North Buona Vista Drive.

Mas Selamat fled Singapore in December 2001 following an Internal Security Department operation against the terrorist organisation.

The militant leader had been on the run after Singapore authorities discovered plans to crash seven truck filled with bombs at various locations around the island.

Investigations also revealed that he was the mastermind behind a plan to hijack an airplane and crash it into Changi airport.

When he was last arrested in Indonesia, officers found literature on bomb making on the man.

Mas Selamat's deportation to Singapore two years ago was seen as a significant development in the close network of cooperation amongst intelligence officers in the region to share information on terror suspects and to defeat the terror threat.

The islandwide manhunt has fanned out to areas in Beauty World in Upper Bukit Timah and Goldhill Avenue near Barker Road.

Officers are also knocking on homes asking residents if they have seen the escapee.

Police have also formed a formidable blockade around Malcolm Park, near the Singapore Chinese Girls' School. - CNA/ch

Seriously... one unarmed LIMP can escape so many guards or police.. wad they doing i dunno... just have a phrase for all to think about.. 日防夜防，家贼难防. enuff said. scour the void decks.. for he might be strumming guitar wif your next door mat. or tompanged by a red plate.

quite scary.. coz a guy with no hope. can do unthinkable things. god bless.

2008-02-03T19:24:00.000+08:00

LingLing and Tao ShuLots of smiles n laughters as ling ling and her brother, taoshu, made their escapade visiting bookstores around our sunny island last weekend.

Special reports by Audrey Heng

Many kids had a pleasant surprise when they visited major bookstores around heartlands and in town last weekend. Ling ling and Tao shu made special appearances this festive season to promote the release of their new dvd production. Adorned in traditional chinese costumes to blend in the festive mood, they distributed balloons and offered gentle hugs. The children also took part in the lucky draw which promised instant goodies such as calendars and free polaroid picture of themselves and the gentle giants. Well, i could not resist taking pictures with them too.

Personal favourite Ling Ling

doe-eyed

kids with their polaroid pictures taken

sandwiched in between the siblings

oh ya i recieved a balloon too!

greetings.

2008-01-29T12:18:00.000+08:00

Some important updates regarding the show times and venues.

Had night cycling with william and ei hua last friday. tiring as hell... butt still hurts even as im typing now. haha will upload pics when william send em to me.

I have undertaken another mascot job. main character is TaoShu. but i play his sister Ling Ling. haha which means im a ger. hahaha i will have a total of 5 shows at 5 different venues on 2 separate days. there would be a photo taking session so any of u think that Ling Ling is cute and wanna take peeeekture wif her/me feel free to drop by.

Saturday 2nd Feb

1pm-Compasspoint

3pm-Kinokuniya Taka.

5pm-Parkway Parade Borders

Sunday 3rd Feb

1pm-Tampines Mall Popular

3pm-Northpoint

5pm-Jurong Point

yea. do inform me via sms or msn okie? so i can give u priority. haha u dun have to squeeze wif kids. alrightz i shall post the pictures below.

These pictures are not me.

sick.

2008-01-18T10:37:00.000+08:00

Been sick for the past 2 days.. woke up on wednesday and had a sore thoat. no warning one... thursday was spent sleeping in bed for the whole day. woke up today feeling a little better. have to postpone my night cycling tonight le... unless ei hua and william wans me to die cycling halfway. nothing much to blog abt.. some updates regarding tomolo's show. the stage area is front of people's park complex. hopefully i will recover by tomolo in time for the mascot thingy. dun wana be a sick cai shen. yep..

财神到!! God of Fortune is here!!

2008-01-14T23:00:00.000+08:00

Wahahaha. i got myself employed as 财神 aka god of fortune. job is to walk around chinatown giving out chocolates. haha 1st show would be dis saturday. 6-7pm. so if u guys are free do give me some support yea!? hahaha i'll give ya the pics!

财神到!!

Happy Happy!

HUAT AR!

why are u staring at my yuan bao?

New Year's Day

2008-01-02T01:25:00.000+08:00

Woke up feeling the effects of late night sleeping.. mum cooked pasta... ate some.. actually was to nua at home again... (wads new?) alone coz audrey had to attend her cousin's ROM. but den again.. william and ei hua popped by in MSN and asked if i wanna meet them at 3.30pm. i only had an hour to prepare.. but i agreed. since time with ei hua was kinda hard to come by.

met them at orchard.(was late). i think i should name hua and will the walking buddies. basket they walk the whole of singapore one.! we WALKED from orchard to PS then supposedly to Funan. thats like 4 bloody mrt stops leh! but on the way to funan.. william saw the musuem and said its free! As typical singaporeans, we went in. (free wad!?) haha took lame pics inside. den on the way to take 16 down to the old airport road hawker to have a feast, we saw this group of middle eastern guys. they are so freaking funy. they walk in a single file. EVEN WHEN THEY CROSS THE ROAD. that was a real lol.after dinner, WALKED to geylang(wink wink william) to take bus back home. i shall post the pics.. enjoy!!

2008 has arrived. which means exams are drawing near.. im kinda afraid.. coz i haven been studying hard this sem.. thus my new year resolution is to start studying.! kelvin tng... u dun start studying now.. when results going to come out.. dun put 'I promise to be a good boy' in MSN again.

Wads that!?
i like this pic. looks like the person in the poster is looking at them.
cheeky ass. never touch b4 meh..?

New Year 2008!

2008-01-01T03:12:00.000+08:00

First and foremost. HAPPY NEW YEAR (pull your ear) GUYS AND GALS!!! may all your new year resolutions come true. hmmm... person controlling the resolutions is yourself anyway...
Thought this new year's eve was gonna be the same old thing again. thats is sleep at home. coz i dun really like crowds and audrey cant convince me to go out. hahaha! but one sms came from ei hua. 'wanna go countdown?' me and audrey were ready within 30 mins of that sms. hahaha. brought sheryl(little sister) along coz stephanie(2nd sister) is going to spend the night away with her frens, thus leaving her bored. (see im like so bloody nice.)
Wanted to watch National Treasure 2 at Marina Square but when i went online. they only had the 1st row empty. and since william and ei hua were at shaw towers at that time. we watched it there. The show was good! much better than the LAME 'I AM LEGEND'.
After movie we had our dinner at this cafe which serves pasta in shaw towers. set dinner cost $15.20 onlieh. no GST, no Svc tax. comes wif drink, main, dessert, soup.

The Seafood Thailand Cream Pasta i ate.

Look at Audrey's blissful face. =P

We then headed to watch the fireworks. we deicided to go to the field next to NTUC Income building. walked all the way from shaw towers there. human traffic was a killer. set up my tripod to get ready to take photos of the fireworks. Will's Lumix is so much better than mine sia.. hai.. its ok.. i shall learn more from him, see if i really interested in photo taking den invest in one. alrightz here are the pics of the fireworks. i know some are not nice.. but just see see la... haha no harm right??

Alright, thanks for viewing the pics.. hope ya all have a great 2008 ahead! This post was up so fast becoz william tan reminded me not to procrastinate. im sorry.. but the genting and bkk trip pics will hafta wait. =P

in the airport

2007-12-14T12:02:00.001+08:00

in the airport now... leavin for bangkok soon!!! damnn i just gt my need for speed pro street and i only played a race!!! ok guys see ya soon~~~ monday!!!!!!!!

in the airport

2007-12-14T12:02:00.000+08:00

in the airport now... leavin for bangkok soon!!! damnn i just gt my need for speed pro street and i only played a race!!! ok guys see ya soon~~~ monday!!!!!!!!

Audrey's Birthday pics.

2007-12-10T11:22:00.000+08:00

The flowers

Suzuki Samurai aka Jimny

smiles all round.

wonderful grilled bananas

the back ground is the place where they grill the meats.

see the evian bottle there? it costs SGD 6

the very frenly uncle who served us.

unveiling of the present

PIC OF THE DAY
YUM YUM IM GONNA EAT YOU!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

Audrey's Birthday!

2007-12-10T11:08:00.000+08:00

actually had to work full day.. but decided to work only half a day.. went to bedok interchange to buy flowers(yes, dun rub your eyes, kelvin tng bought flowers). many people tell me the bedok 216 market flowers very cheap. but when i walked there market CLOSED for washing. wad the hell.. they take like 3-4 days to wash market. so i went to the florist opposite NTUC. and bought 3 daisies.. not very ex... not very cheap either.. but its ok la.. although us guys dun really understand why gers like flowers soooooooooooo much.. and guys who haven give flowers to their GFs. try it. hahaha their reaction will be priceless. =X yea.. den i went home to prepare for my genting trip which is on 7th dec 6.30am. (that will be the next post i hope). wrapped my present up. errr.. actually my mum thinks im hopeless in wrapping the box, she helped me wrap the whole box up.

both of us had difficulty deciding on where to eat.. but in the end we decided to eat at SAMBA. its at katong village. and serves buffet churrasco style. we arrived 20 mins b4 our reservation time but the kind staff gladly let us in. must really comment the uncle who served us. he was really very helpful, telling us how to control the speed of the meats with a 2 sided disc, explaining to us the different sauces etc. we had great fun and a great time eating delicious food. the beef had blood oozing out.. wooooo my fav! and they have their grilled bananas which was SUPER DUPER HEAVENLY.

after very fuller than usual dinner full of meat, we headed to TM to watch (say it in a very deep husky voice): THE GOLDEN COMPASS. hahahaha. yea. its was a SOLID show man! me and drey absolutely loveddddddddd it. but wth it has PART 2! gosh... have to wait again... dis was wad happened to narnia. look when part 2's coming out... tsk tsk tsk. and by the time part 2 comes. the little girl grow up already! den will have boobs! like harry potter's hermione. haha ok after dinner drove drey home and she finally opened her present. i think she likes it a lot! haha i shall post pictures either below.. or the next post.

I'm broke. and nobody understand me.

2007-11-24T13:41:00.000+08:00

its another day of quarreling. i have just been told by my company that i would not be used at the end of this month. as of today my balance in the bank is a measly 157.98. im going to bangkok wif audrey and her mum and my sister. her mum paid the money 1st. super long ago. i pressed her to pay. she wouldnt budge. so i paid 1st. wad would her mum think of me next time. if i kept delaying the payments. so i paid my sister's share. i dun even noe wad im typing. im broke. thats the bottomline. she keeps asking me to work work work. she thinks its easy to find a job. which fucking company would wanna employ a student who can only work 2 days a week? its not easy. and she thinks im rich. he is not doing any help. talking so much crap everyday. i said it many times. not happy wif me just take a bloody knife and kill me. talk so much for wad? all talk and no action makes u look wimpy. seriouslieh. this place is driving me crazy. when was the last post abt these things? 2 months? it has been happening non stop for the past year. things arent looking very bright right now. someone tell me wad to do. i just screwed my weekend.

update.

2007-11-20T12:31:00.000+08:00

i know many of you have been super impatient.. dat i did not update.. 1st thigns 1st. diet was a failure. i think im hovering around 99-100kg now.. i stopped when my mum came back from japan. the chocolates and biscuits.. i cant bear to give them a miss. and my mum spent 800 SGD MOSTLY on food. so u got it. i failed. haha

many things happened during this absence. an arson arsoned my common corridor. police and firemen came. and also some kid tried to steal from my corridor shoe cabinet. i called the police but while i was toking to the operator he ran away. DAMN IT. if only he let me catch again. i wallop him 1st for running away. punk.

gonna be quite a holidayious december for me. 1st going up to genting on the 7th and den to bangkok on the 14th. been 7 years since i been to bangkok and i think much has changed. during this period of absence. crude oil prices went up, cuasing petrol prices to soar like the bloody eagle. PUI. i remembered in 2006 how boon blogged abt the price hitting 70 per barrel. DUDE. its like close to a 100 per barrel now. even my dad who has always said that he wun go into malaysia to pump petrol has been doing that now when he goes into johore for golfing sessions.

US dollar going down.. spelling trouble for us. yawnz... last recession was the asian crisis in 1997. now is 2007. 10 year cycle sia. think we gonna plunge soon. better recover when im out finding a job. haha ok den.. i blogged! u people out there must be UBER hapy. at least my blog aint as dead as Audrey's one... =P

Day 2

2007-10-17T21:11:00.000+08:00

Today is my 2nd day of dieting.. feeling fine. Duromine's magical effects are being felt again. dis time round.. effects aint that bad. i'm not feeling very thirsty as last time round. but i did get the insomnia part.. cant really sleep well last night.. or is it just me... hmmm i also think i got the easily irrtated side effect too.. damn.. its only the 2nd day.. target dis time round would be 80-85kg. thats a whooping 20kg. haha 2 bloody sacks of riceeeee. alright i shall achieve my target. already told audrey that my next buffet as a reward to myself would be when i hit 90kg. hahaha.

School is fine... haven really gotten into the momentum of studying.. last year i had couple of days where i would study in NUS wif audrey. dis year i have none. somemore wif the job. i keep giving myself excuses that im tired.. but den will be able to play Swat4 till 3am. am i mad or wad? must wake up my idea soon. FI is a toughie, especially wif a lousy lecturer.. half the time shes reading off slides. hai.. doesnt look good... hope the study guide would be comprehensive enuff for self study..

alright i sign off here.. will post updates of my weight loss(if any). haha

PRO song. YEEE HAA

2007-10-13T20:52:00.000+08:00

呜啦啦啦火车笛随着奔腾的马蹄
小妹妹吹着口琴夕阳下美了剪影
我用子弹写日记介绍完了风景
接下来换介绍我自己

我虽然是个牛仔在酒吧只点牛奶
为什么不喝啤酒因为啤酒伤身体
很多人不长眼睛嚣张都靠武器
赤手空拳就缩成蚂蚁

不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
你们一起上我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了英雄也累了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个一起上好了
正义呼唤我美女需要我
牛仔很忙的

我啦啦啦骑毛驴因为马跨不上去
洗澡都洗泡泡浴因为可以玩玩具
我有颗善良的心都只穿假牛皮
喔跌倒时尽量不压草皮

枪口它没长眼睛我曾经答应上帝
除非是万不得已我尽量射橡皮筋
老板先来杯奶昔要逃命前请你
顺便喂喂我那只小毛驴

不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
你们一起上我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了英雄也累了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个一起上好了
正义呼唤我美女需要我
牛仔很忙的

back!

2007-10-07T23:10:00.000+08:00

amazing.. 1 year just wooshed us by... remember a year ago it was ZOO DAY! followed by villa bali! yes! its been a year!!
we celebrated though i din plan much.. we had dinner at Cafe Biz @ traders hotel.. food was so-so.. kinda ex though. haha always have the guilty feeling after buffets.. since drey wasnt free.. she took leave on friday and we went to sentosa- quite long awaited since we said that we wanna try the luge thingy since like years ago. haha so friday we went to sentosa. hope ya like it my dear! haha. the next outing should be the tree top walk after steph and sheryl finish their exams. so i leave ya guys wif some pics from the 2 separate outings. More Pics can be found @ my facebook account. add me @ kelvin_tng@hotmail.com

5-tier Fondue @ Cafe Biz

Oysters are her fav

and mine too!

parting shot @ Cafe Biz

Self Taken pic @ Sentosa Monorail

Check out the similarities

i was kinda scared at this ride due to fear of heights.

@ Siloso Beach

Vodka Lime & Nachos @ Cafe Del Mar

Parting shot @ Sentosa (Skyride @ nite)

im lost.

2007-09-29T02:43:00.000+08:00

my heart sunk. the one who gave me my life wanted me to end it. my heart is dead. and its all becoz of something dat i could not repair.

P.S: for this one time. i do not plead guilty. coz i am not. i tried to help u do it. was frustrated coz i could not do it. YOU did not help at all. giving me vague ideas of what actually happened. i did not go out to play or do fun things. i went to work mind you.. u say that i'm always in front of the comp. have you ever given me some thought of how tired i am juggling between work and studies? NO. u all just spot my bad points. when i am being spotted being at the comp in the night, its ASSUMED that i am there all thru the night. do u all have any idea that i have been studying? NO. u all just spot my bad points. if i were not tired, i would not have slept so early. did u all try to understand me? NO once again. if i was such a no hoper like u said i am. why don't u all just kill me? why lemme suffer here when home is just a place where quarrels happen and there is no peace at all? u all keep saying that i have a bad tone. did u even for a while think where i get this kind of stupid voice from? how could someone even talk to another shouting person? will the message get thru? i do not understand. why is all dis happening? is it me? is it u? or is it us? silence has been ongoing for years. we cannot even hold a decent conversation together. its not that i did not try. but it just cant work out. ppl have been telling me its another kind of love. but can u love me in the normal way? i have no idea when did i become your sore enemy. is it when i could not get 100 marks? or was it due to the constant failures i got for my secondary school tests and exams? why do u always give me the feeling that u detest me so much? do u really hate me that much? as i am typing all dis. tears keep flowing down. i dun wanna cry. i wanna be the strong cheerful boy that i have always been. but i cant stop the tears, they just fall down. audrey is right. dis is just an aftermath of years of silence. its true. there hasnt been a slight hint of communication going on. the communication we have is thru shouts and silences. thats the only communication we have in here. therefore im typing this now
as a reminder to myself. i do not wish to be such a father and never will i allow my family to run it dis way. NEVER.

soccer day

2007-09-22T13:12:00.000+08:00

just came back from soccer.. its like after a 2 month break since my last injury.. definitely felt good to be back in the game. but due to those overeating of buffets. i was totally detached from the game. cant score, cant pass. but its okay.. give a few more weeks and i'll be back! wif a bang!

hahaha. the weather today was crazy!!! the sun was like burning.. and luq, pet and razali cant drink! respects to them for their endurance.

for now... its koon time.. yawnz...

tremors!!!

2007-09-12T19:26:00.000+08:00

im in skool right now, waiting for audrey to end her lessons. den while in the lib, i tot the floor was shaking. due to headaches dis few days... i tot it was my head playing tricks on me. everyone in the library also no effect one sia.. tmd... Alas, on the radio, its reported that jakarta had an earthquake. so it wasnt my head.. and the people in the library were Insensitive. =X ok... i shall end here... my stupid head ache is back. i must find my best fren mr paraceptamol.

back.

2007-09-10T23:57:00.000+08:00

after so long... im back... but dis post will be a short one... just came back from watching The Invasion. Nicole Kidman is HOT man!!! hahaha. she looks absolutely gorgeous even at her age. dunno why tom cruise dumped her.. anyway...

watched 881 wif my mother and sisters and audrey last week at vivo. the show was good. and the song thats in my play list was the best song... coz its sung as if my uncle was singing it. my mum told me that he told her that at times when he was in intense pain. he would call out to any higher being up there to just take him away. its was sad. kudos to royston tan. nice to see budding talent from singapore that can again make audiences laugh and cry.

results are out. managed to pass all. but after the 'before result effect' even ended. the 'after result effect' kicked in. although i passed all. the results were shit. out of 4 units. only 1 had a classification. i have to buck up. real soon. coz now that seventh month is over. the mid autumn fest is coming. after that, its CNY! and after CNY.... its the Mocks.. omg.. crazy stuff man..

ok.. i shall end here.. tata!!

mummys home

2007-08-29T00:25:00.000+08:00

my mum's home. thank you frens for all ya verbal support via tagboard.

but the bad news is.... my mum has actually already had a minor stroke. so minor she din even noe when it happened. the doctors at SGH found a clot in her brain via the scan. and though the vein is as fine as hair.. they say that it still... a stroke...

the even badder news is... the doctors told her that nobody survives a 2nd stroke... this is really bad news.. really hope my mum takes things real easy.. this year haven been good. hope the next will be.. anyway.. it just aint fair.. its like we were all the way there in sickness and in death. but now even a phone call seems so far? is it that hard? life's lessons... GET WELL SOON MUMMY!

update

2007-08-20T22:51:00.000+08:00

an update from the previous post. the 'taking' of spinal liquid was terrible. doctors at CGH are really... us*less. not forgetting they tried to IV my mum. they had to do it 3 times. ppl who experienced failed IVs can attest to how painful it is. now its times 3. and its becoming blue black now. back to the spinal liquid thingy. this doctor was there happily injected my mum hoping dat the liquid would miraculously come out. not a drop came out. 2nd try... so that means 2nd needle into a diff place in the spine. (try to imagine wad my mum is going thru?) 2nd try fail. HE DEN TRIED THE FUCKING THIRD TIME. same outcome. this time, he said,"jia lat jia lat" . come on man... how UNPROFESSIONAL can doctors be? wad kind of confidence is he giving to the poor patient who happened to be my unfortunate mum? after that he called another doctor who came. then he said. 'jiu xing lai le jiu xing lai le' i just have dis to say to that doc. 'TIU LE LO MO'

The doctors also have a knack of being GEI KIANG. they refused to give my mum anarex today. and kept giving her tramadol, which is something like panadol plus something else which does NOTHING to help in pain relieve. other than that. they also like Ranieri the 'Tinkerman'. they change medicine every day. how the fuck can my mother be ok when u fucking change the stupid bloody medicine everyday?

enuff is enuff. i rescued my mum from hell today. by transferring her to SGH. i felt so at home in SGH. for now, lets just continue praying that my mum will be fine. (shes a little better btw.)

enuff of ranting. i wanna thank those who tagged supportive words to me.. cheryl for your sms. and of course william who came all the way from queenstown to changi hospital to visit my mum. last but not least, i wanna thank my gf for being there when i needed her so much. u guys made my bad day better. thanks.

2007-08-18T09:59:00.000+08:00

the brain scan was fine. thanx guys. now they wanna take some spine fluid. will try to get my mother out of CGH later on.

you will be fine.

2007-08-17T21:45:00.000+08:00

as i type this post.. my heart is very heavy... i have never experienced this in my life b4... i feel like crying.. this is just so unfair..

yesterday my mum went got admitted to hospital coz of she was having severe head ache. to the point where she was so tensed up. tot she was having stroke synptoms, so i rushed her to the hospital. seriously dun like the idea of CGH. but at this point of time i just gotta trust them. she did a brain scan just now. i dunno wad else to type already. so frens who are reading dis post. pls pray for my mummy's safety and health..

Dedicated to 叔叔

2007-08-01T01:10:00.000+08:00

My uncle passed away this afternoon at 1630. He has been suffering from cancer for the longest time. In my memory, he has always been a very very strong man. He was a regular in SAF serving as Guards. i had always been close to him. sometimes staying over with him during weekends when he would bring me out for MacDonald's. He was tough on me, due to the fact that im the only male descendent of the Tng family. He taught me how to open canned drinks, climb those old playgrounds which are very high. He was almost like a father to me. When i celebrated one of my birthdays and my dad was out-station. He reprimanded me in the room when i got out of hand. there are so many memories in my mind of him. its almost impossible to list them all out here. 3 weeks ago, i dreamt of him, telling me he has recovered from cancer already. when i told my mum. She told me that was a sign.. On the bright side, he has finished suffering. from a very hardy and rugged guardsman, i saw how he became like a pack of bones.

叔叔, u have suffered enuff. now u shall go to a place where there is no more pain and suffering, and u will be sorely missed.

P.S: as for the tagboard wars. i hope that this person can stop whatever he/she is doing. what goes around, comes a round. full swing, full force. at least stop till the end of dis week as a mark of respect.

Greetings!

2007-07-30T22:23:00.000+08:00

hahaha been ten thousand years since i blogged... but was pleasantly surprised by dis particular VERY free guy... who came to tag my blog... but den ar... i not bitch leh... im a guy leh... and i dun act cute... hahaha. i know u have been religiously visiting my blog.. just leave a tag la... why so shy sia?

anyway im not here to discuss over this guy... i wanna show u guys how a bloody stretched muscle can result to THIS!

AND THIS!

The dates speak for themselves... its THE ATTACK OF THE BLUE BLACK! hell.. im going to the doc tomolo.. sorry guys for grossing u all wif dis pics.! hahaha. oh ya! haven post taiwan pics =X

.

2007-06-23T01:01:00.000+08:00

sometimes.. i really feel so down and helpless.. i really dunno wad to do.
from my previous post.. i promised u guys pictures.. but blogger is really slow nowadays.. i take like 5 mins to upload 1 silly pic. so its pissing the shit out of me.
found a new job.. kinda cool.. glad to be doing some thing related to what im studying now..
previous post mentioned abt the bad stuff.. the good finally arrived, like wad shiying said..
she passed her driving with 4 demerit points, company keeps her, lets her pursue her studies in normal sem. what more could anyone ask for?

ladies and gentlemen.

2007-06-12T20:26:00.001+08:00

its been a very long time since i last blogged.. many things have happened after my exams. or should right on the day of my exams.. maybe most things din happen on me myself, but somehow or rather i was almost 90% affected by it. lemme give u guys a blow by blow encounter. things cant get any worse can it?

1st blow: TP fail.
2nd blow: screwed up job.
3rd blow: screwed up results.
4th blow: fail appeal
5th blow: shortage of units to graduate.

there are little things here and there but i would not wanna mention them here.. but like every golden age, there has to be a fall. likewise, every suay man will have a heng time. if u all dun really understand, dun bother. just know that if u think u are damn down on luck. someone out there is experiencing worst.

Taiwan trip was a blast. i guess 4 days aint enuff. dunno much to say.. shall let pics do the toking. shopping in taiwan aint suitable for me at all. its too bugis streety. as my cousin says, its 100 bugis streets added up. which he loves. haha but the food is splendid! tip from me, be a little more adventurous in your eating exploits. haha and another tip, dun walk, take bus, mrt or cab. 3 streets is NEAR! all in all, nice time, nice company. special thanx to my cousin soon leong for tolerating my rantings and also my dear audrey for tolerating my occasional black faces. will try to do better next time! =P

few days after the trip was a solemisation ceremony of my aunt. it was held at one rochester. the ambience there is very nice. and overall i must say its a nice place to hold dis kind of ceremonies. audrey loves that place so much. haha.

this few weeks or months, my family seems to be plagued by a deadly disease. its called the S****L disease. im starting to lose it. even to the point of trying to strangle her right in front of my mother. she is getting more rude by the day, till the point i cant even see her as my sister. and there is my mother, claiming that everything she does is right. is that a good sign or bad one? good in the sense, she noes wad shes doing. and bad as in she given up hope on her. nobody in the Tng family has gone into the Normal Stream. looks like shes destined for it. like wad my mum says, dun go into normal tech, she can 'tou xiao' already.

right now, my parents are away in genting, and she has been giving me problems non stop. even till the point where i need to cool myself down by sitting in the living room trying to call someone to tok to. and with my hands trembling. 2007 has not been a good year. nope it hasnt. and we are only halfway through.

flying off

2007-06-04T09:10:00.000+08:00

haven been blogging for quite some time. just wanna say dis few words.

I WILL NOT ALLOW U GUYS TO RUIN MY HOLIDAY.

Its the final countdown.

2007-05-23T17:16:00.000+08:00

the end is drawing near... the Champions league final is 12 hours before my own final with PBF. god damn it.. where got so zhun one...

IBM sux big time.. i only hope for a 35... hai.. i think im crazy. right after my exams on thursday. im gonna work at the food expo. AT THE EXPO again. im gonna sell HuiJi Waist Tonic. so guys if u all wanna buy things come find me k? haha

nothing much to blog abt now.. just popping by to give readers some updates..
to those who view the test.. take leh... dun scareds la..
to dear: PROVE ME WRONG GET YOUR USAHANA! muahahaha

BRING ME HOME!!!! muahahaha =P

take dis test!

2007-05-20T18:08:00.000+08:00

Create your own Friend Test here

9 days left...

2007-05-15T16:46:00.001+08:00

my last paper is 9 days away... dis few weeks/months.. i really miss some things...
i miss soccer the most... its like i haven been detached from soccer for so long! (not including when i was injured).
i miss the days where i can wake up.. and have not so many things to think?
miss the nights where i can sleep in fucking peace and not self generate questions at night, and waking 3am to solve those questions.
miss the NOT MUGGING days.
enuff ranting.. just realised UOL exams aint that bad. coz tonglong in ACCA is having exams AFTER MINE.

pirates on the day i finish exams! ARGH!!!!!!! 2 more papers!!!!
dear british examiner, i just hope to pass IBM. just pass it. 35 enuff ok? i buy u some beer.?

i'll tok abt how dumb british papers are the next time.(no cals for maths exams. basic cals for stats? a big LOL for u ppl.)

tribute

2007-05-09T07:25:00.000+08:00

http://www.stomp.com.sg/lovein/mumcon165.html

though i din win... =)

cant sleep the whole night.. tossing and turning.. hai.. the body must not fail me now. GO GO GO!

just when i need u the most.

2007-05-06T18:42:00.000+08:00

i've been searching high and low for u.. damn it.. u just disappeared after NUS and NTU finished their freaking papers.

i lost my motivation. i told audrey about my analogy.. here goes..

wad i feel exactly, its like all of us NTU NUS SIM etc etc are all british soldiers.. just dat they are assigned to Asia while im in Europe. both fighting wars (exams). but the freaking thing is.. Japan surrendered 1st. and Germany hasnt. so there u NTU/NUS ppl are having fun now.. im still left here to fight the freaking war. u guys call me. 'eh tng, soccer leh. / eh lai leh, 3 games.' argh! how the hell am i suppose to fight dis war!?

ok i think im toking lotsa crap here but i seriously think dis analogy is relevant! haha 3 more days to my 1st paper.. and im lying if i tell u im not panicking.

anyway, thanx for listening to my rants. now its back to multipliers, hicksian, slutsky etc. PUI!

downtown line...

2007-04-28T14:04:00.000+08:00

Click on image to enlarge it. =)

At 1st when the news was reporting this downtown line thingy.. i was thinking.. chey... another line coming up... yawnz.. den i wikied and found dis map! and realised how exciting our rail is gonna be!! by 2030, we will have like 540km of rail! more den london's 408km tube.

take a closer look, although dis map is not confirmed. Reservoir has its own station!! wooohooo. that means SHIOKness! who needs LRT lines when u have a MRT station at your doorstep. haha. this only spells that Singapore is still developing.. and the excitement sure is buzzing like mad. Air Hub, Biotech Hub, Life Sciences Hub, IR Hub. everything also hubba hubba like starhub. hahaha.

mr PM, can i have a pay raise too? promise to donate it away too. =P

chill.

2007-04-25T10:52:00.000+08:00

came across dis story and tot it was funny. come on u NUS NTU SIM guys out there.. take a llllllllittle break and read dis story. haha enjoy.

[Anger Management]

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"
He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I
had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"
He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"
He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.
He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole,"
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***,"

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.

ALl DA BEST FOR EXAMS!

RIP Virginia Tech

2007-04-18T11:22:00.000+08:00

was watching CNN last night.. and i want to express my 2 cents worth.. or 3 cents? haha anyway.. kinda sad that dis kind of things do happen.. and i must urge the US govt to wake up their ideas about their gun laws.. saw on CNN last night dat .. the US had approx 200 million guns.. and the gun companies are producing 3m guns annually. WTF. need so many guns for FCUK!?

was chatting with william and hy last night abt this issue. funny things came up. like:
william: THAT GUY SHAMED ASIANS!
just when u tot he was gonna say something good.
will: 100 rounds hit 33 only!
-_-|||
and another one..
hy:why they dun sell grenades ar?

gosh.. i have pro frens who play pro GB..

regarding my personal life.. life is fine.. not too bad.. i think im on schedule for my exams.. THINK is the keyword. im going on a holiday to taiwan dis june with audrey and my cousin soon leong. looking forward to it man.. we were at chinatown sourcing out for great deals. i bet we went to more den 10 agencies.. and got around that number of quotations.. actually planned on a budget of max 600. 1st agency we asked. quoted 800+!! WTF. we din give up, and we tot we hit gold when we have a 769 quotation for 4d3n on SQ. nope. we went to another agency and we got stunned by their price 478. we pondered and pondered whether dis was one of the bogus agency and we went back to this lady and ask her for a requotation. the look on our faces was PRICELESS. 478 was only the hotel fee. wtf! we din see properly and assumed the underlined price WAS the total price. haha in the end we settled to Giam Soo Intl. offering us a price of 584.50. 4d3n at Kilin Hotel and on board Jetstar Asia. Truly looking forward to it!!

i think my car is a transformer.. last week, a mysterious scratch appeared on the left of my car. it must be.. the TOM YAM ALTIS is OPTIMUS PRIME in disguise! P.S(Mr Prime.. u were once a TRUCK.. why choose my thai-made altis?) haha till den.. CHIONG ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

pissed

2007-04-13T23:06:00.000+08:00

im super pissed now... pissed at myself not being able to protect her when she needs the protection. and pissed that she has fucked up frens. being drunk doesnt fucking warrant u a chance to take advantage of girls. u chao chee bye. u better dun let me see u in NUS. i'll drink 10 cans of beer and kill u. FUCKER.

2007-03-28T04:39:00.000+08:00

as promised.=D

Me @ carousel

Oysters sure looked Gooooooooooood!

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPS*

everyone loves fonduesss

GLORIOUS CAKES!!!!

US(after all that food)

'simple' dishes =P

Audrey: who cares abt pictures, lemme have my food 1st!! rawr!

awfully awful. =X

Bdays!!!!!

2007-03-28T04:06:00.000+08:00

i always loved bdays!!! in my 23 years of life.. i never missed celebrating one bday!! this year was no exception. it started on sunday, 1 day b4 my bday. me and audrey went to royal plaza on scotts to have buffet at its restaurant.. called carousel.. its halal so we saw quite a few muslim diners there.. food was GOOD! and since i was supposedly still on a diet.. i ate wif caution.. and for the 1st time.. i had enuff place in my stomach for dessert!! omgoshh.. until den i knew wad i always was missing out when it came to hotel buffets.. their pastries and cakes... one word.. SIBEI SONG!!!!! ok thats 2... their oysters were gooooood!! i think i ate 10 of them until audrey had to stop me from eating somemore.

For dis year's present, audrey bought me a nike tee and a columbia berms. she know dat i am such a poor thing.. always wearing the same OP berms to skool and let ppl luff at me.. so she bought that! hahaha thank you dear!!

on my bday itself, nothing unusual.. was watching 300 on ppstream when Daniel Ho stormed my room and shouted 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' hahaa incidentally, i think daniel never missed any of my bday celebrations! lolz he came with his gf xueni and they both bought me a arsenal cap! latest season one! thanx buddy! and gf. hahaha. actually wanted to go out for dinner but my mum decided to cook. 'simple' dishes she said. in the end there was curry, pork chop, chap chye, hei zou. simple indeed. oh i forgot to mention, earlier in the day me and my mum went to buy the awfully awfully chocolate cake(extra awfully intended). so after dinner we cut the cake.. and ate the cake.. it was not a bad 23rd bday after all..! oh man.. after i hit 21.. things have coming thick and fast like a fat piece of lard hitting me. and as my mum always say.. "好命做人家的爸爸了!!" i cant agree more.. but theres still 2 years more of skool.. so mum.. pls dun so kan chiong wan me to be father la. hahahaha!!

forgot to mention, the previous post was done by my darling gf as a present to me..!! it was sooooooo sweeeeeeeeeet of her.. haha thx dear!!

so thats it.. a bday post for the year 2007. as usual i will upload pics on the next post.. lotsa them so stay tuned!!

2007-03-28T04:02:00.000+08:00

darls 23rd bdae movie clip.wmv

TPJC Alumni Band Concert Pics

2007-03-25T02:56:00.000+08:00

Alumni Band Concert

2007-03-25T02:08:00.000+08:00

it was quite a wonderful concert.. at least i din screw up my solo... haha woke up rather early today.. had to attend briefing for ushering stuff... was quite screwed coz the trpt section... out of 7.. 5 din have silver ties... in the end dear kind mazlynnah had to go to town in FBT shorts to get the ties for the members. (really like to thank mazlynnah for helping me so much!) anyway.. i rushed to skool in cab only to find out that the briefing which was supposed to start at 12.30 was being pushed back.. and PRO hy took bus.. damm.. i should have took bus also sia..

did filing stuff with the main band SL.. but seriously screwed up.. during rehearsal.. we could not find score.. wah kao.. super duper stress man... i gotta admit i din really fulfil my job as SL dis time round.. dunno why.. but the passion just died down.. thankfully today marks the end of the alumni.. at least until someone picks it up again.. and i dun really noe whether i will pick up the trumpet and play it again...

TL prepared a cake for me and shufi coz our birthdays is coming in like 2 and 3 days time.. was kinda touched by it although CY let the cat out of the bag by passing daryl the 'Happy Bday' score right in front of me.. haha. thx for sabo also....

It was really nice when teachers still remember you and your name after like 4 years since u graduated.. thats wad happened to me. 'commando lee' saw me at the corridor and talked to me.. asking how was i doing.. and after the concert, Mr Samad was there too and he actually called my name and said that i was the mischievous one who played 'mary had a little lamb' for mary lim during the teacher's day concert. hahaha. good ol` days indeed...

i will post pics up.. asap stay tuned!

Diet update

2007-03-19T11:59:00.000+08:00

Into my 3rd week of dieting now..... weight has dropped 5kg.. to 95kg... kinda slow.. but this time, i tried to do it differently..

In the 1st week, i tried to do it the previous way.. that is.. eat breakfast.. den skip as many meals as possible.. or just keep drinking fish soup.. which really suck man.. i get frustrated so easily becoz i cant eat things dat i wanna eat.

the routine i went on last year which made me drop to 85kg was like dis... afternoon was just fish ball soup.. dinner a little rice.. no in between snacks at all... and almost a few months of non sinful food. at all.. but guess wad? after i stopped eating the pill.. i gorged like a hungry ghost.. which leads to my current weight...

so after the 1st week.. i decided against the same mistake.. i shall eat! and i did. but really in moderation. and of course this time i exercise.. and hopefully i can change my eating habits so i wun rebound to the same weight after i stop eating the pill. so guys... and gals.. wish me luck in this long journey! till den...

CNY Resolution

2007-03-05T13:19:00.000+08:00

simple. to lose weight.

i have reembarked on my journey to losing weight. bought the appetite suppressant yesterday.. and it my last day ended with a 2 piece chicken meal from KFC. haha

wish me luck guys.. on this difficult journey.. to apologize for the lack of posts the previous month. i shall upload a photo to let u guys laugh it out! wahahaha. my family's 'WU LIAN PAI'

so it ends..

2007-03-05T13:05:00.000+08:00

Chinese new year came and went... wasnt a fantastic one coz of the looming mocks.. had a shuffle in the places we went.. instead of going to my godma's place last, we went to my grandma's place last instead, which is so much better coz we can be wif our cousins. decided to watch "Just Follow Law" with my cousins and we watched the 1am show on the 1st day of CNY! how coooooooooool is that... 1st time i did it. haha. 2nd day, ppl came to our place.. but it was interupted when my uncle whos suffering from cancer bled non stop and had to be sent to the hospital. i rushed to his place from sengkang.. raining heavily, i din care wad speed i was going. at times i felt that the tyres had zero traction at all. kinda scary when i think abt it.. when i reached, the bleeding stopped. and he din wanna go hospital.. so things were back to normal. played mahjong wif william and ei hua and steph till 6am. slept..

awaken by my mum at 10, worse was to come, my uncle bled again, and also vomitted blood. as my dad was there already, we took a cab.. judging from the way my dad spoke, we tot the outcome looked gloom. i have to admit that i cried in the cab.. coz i am very close to this uncle.. ambulance picked him up rushed to CGH, he was saved. it was so life threatening that the paramedic told the ambulance driver, " can u give me 6 mins?!" and the driver agreed and zipped off.

My uncle is fine and well now.. the bleeding was caused by a major artery suppling blood to the brain. the doctors at SGH blocked the artery ( which could lead to paralysis) but miraculously, he survived it. without any effects. thank god.. sometimes i wonder.. he is in such pain.. does prolonging his life mean prolonging his pain too? i saw scenes that u only see in drama, like the doctor asking.. 'do u wan us to do nothing and let him bleed to death?', 'if we block the artery, how much effort u wan us to use coz he could be paralyzed or become a vegetable". questions like dis.. are super tough to answer.. hmmmmmmm i think dis is enuff for one post.. and in the next post.. i shall reveal wad i did in relation to this incident.

when is the limit?

2007-01-31T22:48:00.000+08:00

i guess nobody is reading dis blog anymore.. but who cares..? i dun give a damn. coz i created dis blog to be an outlet for myself.
i dunno wad i did wrong. everything good or helpful i do just vanishes into thin air. and every shit i do. get magnified 10 thousand times. and while all dis mutha fucking thrash is going on. its just vice versa for the someone else! someone comes home tired. he/she can ignore the whole fucking world and treat them like they owe them money. i come home tired, when i go sleep, im branded lazy and good for nothing. when he/she goes sleep, its coz he/she studied super hard. maybe i should just youtube harder. maybe thats called studying. now shit dis fucked up life.

1st post.

2007-01-22T23:35:00.000+08:00

Heres my long awaited 1st post of 2007... 2007 started well wif the vivo countdown.. nothing of the previous post i written. though the money is little. i had my share of fun. haha.. 2007 has come and 22 days passed us by just like whooooooooosh! which also means my exams are swooshing pass sooner den eva! im kinda worried man.. hmm.. but worried also no use.. be a mugger lor..

2007 is kinda boring.. mundane stuff.. nothing much to tell.. but yesterday i did something dat i never do b4.. i volunteered. wow. and its not for CIP points. hahaha. i went to mann fatt lim, a temple in tanah merah. they had a 'give rice to old ppl' activity which required volunteers. it was audrey who asked me to do it. but i gladly agreed. haha. it was an eye opner for me.. u noe u watch hong kong serials. their corridor where both sides also got house one.. and the house is 1 room onli. means u enter, thats your bedroom cum living room cum kitchen cum toilet. maybe just slightly bigger than the size of a prison cell. kinda a culture shock.. though we just gave them rice, milo and biscuits. u could see their eyes filled up wif gratitude.. and saying thank you non stop.. which was heart wrenching to see.. most were polite even. definitely worth the sweat man. i think i should do more.. and have more karma.. haha. it was a good experience nonetheless..

i watched blood diamond with audrey a few days b4.. ppl out there who said they din shed a tear.. u are heartless.. i admit i did shed a tear or 2.. it was just too horrible.. the child soldiers.. and the poor african ppl who were made to mine for raw diamonds.. and never even seen real diamonds in their entire life.. the scene where the innocent ppl were running back to the govt side and were killed by crossfire.. shows how bad the situation was.. but after the show i had 1 question.. di caprio dodged 10 thousand bullets! how is that possible? and the last and onli shot he sustained, he KOed. kinda amazing..

Last topic of this post, i went for my mechanic fren's gf's 21st bday just now.. i waited for an hour.. and still my fren din come.. i am kinda lost for words.. in the end, i left the place.. and kept the present.. i dunno.. im not sad.. just disappointed.. and the rest of those ppl in camp last time.. they are still his colleagues, none went. one even told me he was going. but he din even tell me he backed out until i called him today.. its sad.. are ppl really so heartless? in army, like buddy buddy go out kopi all those. but we cant even keep in contact after leaving. 2.5 years went by and i think i dun even have a good fren in army. i guess its time to move on and forget these ppl. why bother when ppl dun bother? maybe that differentiates a NSF and a regular.

2007...?

2006-12-31T00:57:00.000+08:00

i just realised that 2007 is just a day away.. and im kinda not looking forward to it. time really flies.. it was only august when i ORDed and started school.. i'm kinda facing a reality check now. coz once 2007 comes. everything will come thrashing AND crashing down. my exams are coming. and im not even in ANY kind of momentum...

tomorrow is the vivo countdown.. and im kidna not looking forward to it AT ALL.. i feel exploited.. and kinda dumb not to reject dis deal.. and i got a strong feeling that i'll blow up there.. hopefully i dun.. just pray that i dun see any new ppl i dun see from the previous vivo event.. coz if it is so, i dun see why my sis and cousin couldnt be working with me and audrey.. maybe like wad audrey said.. i should look at the bright side.. like im gonna meet stars!(wow..) or.. meet babes!(wow wow..).

on the brighter side.. i passed mY BM(Bronze Medallion)! i am a certified lifeguard now! as the starhub job looks doomed. maybe i should go get myself another part time job as a lifeguard.. yawnz.. working has certainly lossened my purse strings.. but nonetheless i still complain saying i have no money. hahaha

had sakae sushi on thursday with audrey, houyuan and william, played badminton at safra tampines b4 that. was cool.. though audrey was quite novice. =X haha its ok.. let me hit a few more times wif the shuttlecock. im sure your instincts will be to hit any shuttlecock that flies your way! hahaha. sakae sushi was cool! once again the 3 great eaters brought down the house!! haha. with the gastric flu saga looming in hy's mind, he din eat as much as he could. haha but william did! he is now officially named as TEMAKI(handroll) KING. HE ATE LIKE 5 or 6 handrolls! siao gina! haha

ok. i shall stop blogging now.. heres wishing everyone a blessed 2007! and hope my 2007 starts off well too! 1st being able to take mrt back home from Harbourfront at 1am.. sheesh.

all i wan for xmas is...

2006-12-27T23:00:00.000+08:00

Im sorry for MIAing for soo sooo long.. haha i guess my very limited regular readers also never come back to read already... Im very sorry becoz i was working at starhub.. den not much time to really have time to blog.. but since its the season to be jolly! lets all rejoice coz im blogging again!! ok..ok.. i hear u all... one just shouted lame.. come on.. haha

I have always wanted a R/C helicopter. in case there are sua kus who dunno wad r/c stands for.. it means Remote Control. haha. yea.. was looking at the toys department recently.. but wasnt heartless enuff to part with my money.. but dis christmas... MY DEAR bought me a helicopter!! hahaha.. she must have been guilty coz her bday cum christmas cum next year v-day present from me was a very girly pink Z610i... haha anyway.. i really love the helicopter! but den when i played it.. it couldnt fly.. (ironically its name was Dragonfly) so i brought dragonfly to toys r us for a change..

Toys R Us really disappointed me.. i remember when i was young my dad brings me to the parkway toys r us every week to buy mask toys. but dis time.. when i reached.. there were 10 thousand ppl there. all wanting to change their defective toys. wtf! all their bloody toys spoilt! argh! den was told to get my own dragonfly! last piece. peeeerfect. brought to the counter to test. the girl blasted full throttle. copter flew!! wooooo. to the high ceiling--->girl kan chiong ---> girl pull throttle all the way---> heli crashed. BANG!----> in the end copter spoil. AGAIN! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and since it was the last piece.. it meant i couldnt have my dragonfly. so i swapped it for the piccoz the picture above..

Not too bad.. came home can play. but after the 1st round. cant even lift off ground.. dammm... dis time im fired up. bring to toys r us. den piccoz also out of stock. finally changed it at suntec.. and finally could play my helicopter!! haha kinda fun.. considering the fact dat the onli r/c stuff most ppl play are the cars...

This christmas wasnt too bad.. celebrated at my aunt's place.. yea.. kinda looking to 31st.. working for the vivo countdown.. although the pay is kinda pathetic.. oh well.. sometimes we get some.. sometimes we lose some... till den.. Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year!!

TGIF

2006-11-11T12:38:00.000+08:00

friday yesterday!! shiok! friday is always the thing i look forward to every week coz it marks the start of my long weekend. haha yesterday aint anything diff, but i had lotsa things to do. brought the toyota tha(i)ltis to leng kee for repairs. the damn car less den 1 year got orange stains on leather seats. really a crap car. was helped by audrey's cousin, jason who works in leng kee with lexus.although the service waiting rooms are just next door to each other.. u could feel the sense of wealth.. dunno how to describe. the lexus room was not much ppl. and ppl serving coffee to u! toyota one is super crowded and self service. thats the diff! haha left the car in their hands for a day, they said they need to change the entire seats!

after that me and audrey took a shuttle bus to queensway and den had breakfast. went down to vivocity after that. it was 9.30am. madness, the air con damn cold. and bo lang! vivocity was ours!!! muahahahhaa. shops were closed. even GV... damn it. anyway we watched Step Up, a dancing movie done by ppl whom we never see b4. but the guy lead looks like john cena from WWE. haha. the story was kinda predictable, although i think if this movie landed in korean director's hands. the male lead would either die or be crippled. kinda sad that these ppl staying in the ghettos expericence.. not good at all..

oh yea i forgot to add that b4 the movie we went to the sky garden for photo shots. haha kinda nice place yea, den u can dip your feet into the pool and sit by the side, nice feeling. hmmm after the movie the shops all opened. GAP was nice! but kinda ex.. considering its giordano of the states, have been there so i noe how cheap those things are. bought myself a watch. those 10 dollars kind, but it looks good seriously. haha after that we went to the playground.. there was this cuteeeeeeeeee little girl playing wif water. we stood there like 15 mins just wacthing the girl play! amazing. walked around and den head back to leng kee.

collected the car was amazed that they REALLY changed the seats. now my car got new car smell! hahaha. pays to noe ppl in borneo, if not the svc really suck. after dat we went for dinner wif mr yong and shuzz, our treat coz they gave us the performance bonus.. dinner was at the zhi char stall in chinatown. sedap! haha afterwhich we walk walk around chinatown and mr yong went to those old shops and buy...... HAPPY FAMILY, DONKEY, OLD MAID, SNAP cards! old skool sia!! but surely brought back memories. since nows the time primary skool end exams. and the time when these cards are brought to skool to play! haha we went to coffe club in siglap for fondue.. and den played happy family and old maid to which audrey was both times... OLD MAID. wahahahaha!!

headed home and ended my night wif yahoo graffitti with hy, dan, stephanie and also literati. nice and tiring day! nice till i just woke up. wahahaha till den...................

siong weekend..

2006-11-06T13:07:00.000+08:00

i just had my siongest weekend since ORD. it was tough.. especially the 1st day. i was working for The Event Company - TEC. Mr Yong introed me to dis 3 day job. and i got audrey zq and desmond to work together. attended briefing on thursday.. got to know we were actually working for a WDA - Workforce Development Agency roadshow. at toa payoh hDB hub. was attached to shuzz whom i know since tk band days. so i tot it was be kinda breezer.

1st day 3rd nov
was supposed to be there at 10am. had a direct bus from my bus stop.. but audrey was late.. coz of the temesek poly students which hogged the 69 bus. not knowing how long the direct bus would take us. we took the MRT. reached on the dot. din manage to get breakfast. i got down to work fast. being a stage hand- something i was good at. was in charge of preparing the prizes for the stage games and also the arranging of props for the stage games and also the short skit by Irene Ang aka Mrs Phua Chu Kang. while i was quite happy wif my job.. someone wasnt..
audrey who was supposed to be at the gift redemption counter was swapped to be a surveyor. and she was wearing that charles and keith shoe dat gave her terrible blisters. and the quota that day was 38. which they thought was terrible. at the end of the day.. i was tired she was tired.. = a quarrel. damn sian.. din noe wad i could do. went to bed tired..

2nd day 4th nov
the 2nd day of roadshow, took 59 there. took onli 30 mins! damn fast! had breakfast at BK. audrey was wearing far more comfortable shoes. still a little angry with me though. but nonetheless she still brought awfully chocolate cake for me to eat. haha. but guess wad? the 2nd blow came. a quota of 50 ! its was classic madness. but they throw in cash incentive of 20 bucks for ppl who hit quota. i was helpless. i saw audrey suffering but i could not have in anything. the survey was a killer! 6 pages. crazy. even if surveyors were harworking. the public wasnt so patient. 2nd day was far more busy for me. and the ntuc trolley of items was starting to rot. anyway(s) audrey hit target. mr yong gave a uplifting closure at the end of the day. praising the surveyors, knowing that everyone was shagged out. but the speech gave everyone extra strength and motivation. sounds like tk band. haha

3rd day 5th nov
the schedule was exactly the same as sat. everyone was hyped up. it was the last stretch. surveyors who hit quota on sat onli had a quota of 20 on sunday. so it was shiok. 20 compared to 50 the previous day was chicken feed. but for me, the nightmare just began. lotsa unused stock. and we had to give tissue paper like toilet paper. of course saw ugly singaporeans again. when i offered them, they will give u the 'how much' look and walk away. until i say the magic words. 'ITS FREE'. they actually turn back and take! tsk tsk tsk.. end of the day we had to pack up and although we were tired. morale was high.

Conclusion.
one thing i notice abt the toa payoh estate is.. there is a unusually high concentration of mental ppl here.. no offence to ppl staying there. but this was wad i noticed. very scary. when we were packing the bottles into the bags, the ppl standing behind was crazy! like wad the emcee patrick said to me. 'its like resident evil + silent hill' hahaha absolutely hilarious. though work was tough.. was happy overall coz i got the performance bonus of an extra hundred bucks. audrey too. im already looking forward to dec 1st, vivocity's grand opening! till den... ciao!

why?

2006-10-30T23:52:00.000+08:00

'no personal stuff in bloggie'. sorry for causing much distress. =)

i think i should blog.

2006-10-30T12:30:00.000+08:00

after posting youtube vids i think i stop being lazy and start blogging. nothing much actually.. had a soccer tournament on saturday at NUS.. bad day for our team.. played 2 lose 2.. and din get any goals.. but after that we headed to PGP to play soccer at the bball court. it was a very very tiring day.. but we all had fun! and that place is not too bad coz they had toilet with bathing facilities..! after that we headed to mac for our lunch and den took a cab home. thats my wonderful saturday.

sunday was lazing at home.. doing nothing... den went to 85 to eat wif my family. long time since we have done that coz of the maid around. den reach home we saw 10 missed calls from overseas. it was my maid's cousin calling from indonesia. she say my maid had an accident! wow. and say that shes bleeding from ear nose mouth. and cant come back dis week. hmmm... dunno why but this definitely sounds fishy from here.. lotsa questions but no answers.. if they are lying.. den they are bad liars..

oh ya.. i forgot to tok abt friday! hahaha went to play tennis wif drey and sheryl tng. and den after that... we decided to eat sakura since we were at safra. haha stephanie tng joined us after her band. we ate like guttons man. haha our table was soooo full. and nobody bothered to come clear for us. damn it. when sheryl went inside, 1st thing she attacked was the sushis. madness take one whole plate. and also the fish. i think she ate like 4 plates of it.? haha but i have to say she eat buffet damn wu hua coz its onli 10.90! and she can eat a lot! and i mean A LOT! haha

ok dats all.. sorry to bore u all wif my mundane life. haha but i have no inspiration to write GP-styled entries. till den...

2006-10-29T17:44:00.000+08:00

The Importance of Being Elite

if u read local news, u would find it familiar... hmmm

tired,

2006-10-25T23:10:00.000+08:00

just reached home... skool in the morning... i was sooo tired man.. slept in the mrt. den in lecture also seh seh. haha after skool met up wif drey for lunch at arts fac. headed to the sci lib to study.. still tired.. so i slept. again.

after that met up wif lotte to go to orchard hotel for some job lobang. its a simple job coz i just need to take pictures of ppl and den proceed to let the guys make a badge from the photo. met 'ugly' ppl.
had to approach ppl to ask whether they wanna take pics or not. but they start to give that 'huh.. need to pay how much..?' kind of face. of course i would politely say its FOC. den u can almost see the sparkle in their eyes.. 'okok!' but SOME ppl... they give the sparkle already.. den act nonchalantly and say..' oh.. ok lor..' like im earning of this and shes giving me face. some are lagi best! after i say its FOC. they say.. ' oh its not about the money!' and den say they dun wanna take. only to walk one big round and wait for me to ask them again. tsk tsk tsk!

anyway its a fun time.. though tiring.. bad weather.. rained like it never rained b4.. (which is true). gotta wake up early for tomolo's morning lec... SIANZzzzz.. and not forgetting swimming too... yawnz!

23rd oct.

2006-10-24T03:12:00.000+08:00

woke up as usual at around 11. been procrastinating lately reagdring the washing of the car. partly coz of the haze.. 'wad for wash the car when the haze is gonna dustify it anyway?' but i went down anyway with all my gear.. btw. my maid went home for 2 weeks to celebrate hari raya. so dis 2 weeks. we hafta do everything on our own. anyway i went down to wash the car but den got called up again to fetch my sisters. one to skool and one back from skool. after reaching home. had lunch. and den headed to wash car. the taps which provided 'free' water has been sealed up. damn so i paid for water. 25cts per pail.

my dad recently brought back a car cleaning kit. Sonax brand one. so i happily used it. after washing the car. i dried it and den continued to use the wax polish. its damn cool man. tiring also.. after 2 hours. the car was ready. but i had a scare coz halfway thru waxing. the skies opened! i was like wtf. so many months dun rain, i wash car den come and rain. nb play me ar? anyway it was a short drizzle. after the 2 hours. my right arm was aching like siao.. coupled wif my whole aching body..

body ached coz i played soccer on sunday. haze wasnt too bad so i decided to go play. was at tampines sec field and since they have a keeper. i gladly took up the role of striker. 1st 20 mins was torturous for me.. nobody wanted to pass to me. i feel like a dummy. like a referee. but after that it was better. i had more of the ball. and i even made an assist. whipped the ball in from the right side for the left midfielder named franky to score.. but i spurned a 1v1 coz the keeper fell me but touched the ball in the penalty box. and one more when i skied the ball from outside the PK box. but i lasted thruout the match which ended 2-2. kinda amazed dat i could play the entire match. hope to do more!

anyway it was my mums bday today. we went to TM for fish and co. wif mummy and sisters. bought a cake from bengawan solo to celebrate. we bought a solvil et titus watch for her bday present. not cheap man..

night ended kinda on a sour note.. dun really understand why and dun noe how i am going to tackle this problem. am quite pertubed by it.. is it coz of me? coz of wad i did last time? or even coz of wad i did recently? i really dunno. hope someone can answer me. not a very nice hari raya day for me. it sucks.

2006-10-23T01:39:00.000+08:00

LOL!

enjoy.

sucky day.

2006-10-17T23:47:00.000+08:00

its a sucky day!!! 1stly my air con is leaking water. fcuk shit!! not on a hazy night!!! its so freaking hot how to sleep!! den when im coming home after sending audrey home. i was blocked!! sandwiched by taxis!! they refused to let me turn left! nabei cheese byes!!! stupid merc in front of me driving at 40kmh isnt helping much though! fcuktard! tomolo better be better. damn u cabbies.

TURBO MODE

2006-10-16T23:12:00.000+08:00

I've been procrastinating lately... my mum was in hospital the whole of last week.. and thus i haven been studying.. i cant help but feel guilty.. thats why i have to turn on turbo mode now! wahaha.

and... i also have been procrastinating about updating of my blog.. after urges from soooo many ppl. i shall blog today..

nothing much in my life though... last week was about shuttling from home to hospital coz my mum had to do some procedure on her back.. shes back home now.. and i guess shes feeling better coz she got energy to scold ppl already. haha.

oh yea.. i passed my Lifesaving 1,2,3 already and am now embarking on my journey towards the Bronze Medallion.. not easy though.. though i can swim rather fast.. i seem to have a problem towing. need to brush up on that area.. and also my stamina sux.. damn it..

The haze is getting worst over this 3 days.. i got 2 pictures taken from SGH. showing the with haze and without haze.. think the hazy day one was like 150 PSI. the haze seems to dampen my mood. coz when theres haze i would not open my windows.. and den my room would be stuffy.. and den i will feel like im having a headache. WHICH in turn turns me off from studying. hahaha. perhaps im procrastinating again and finding all sorts of excuses i can find?

alright.. the last thing im gonna say is.... I NEED TO DIET!!! (i just came back from TM, ate shilin XXL chicken, one tuna puff from delifrance, cakes from cartel and some fish and chips. p.s. thats on top of dinner) goodness gracious.. am i fat or fat... and the haze just gives me another excuse not to go jogging.. great.. soon im gonna reach the 105 mark, den 110 will come soon. den soon i will not be able to walk out of my house. *quashes thats tot* ok. thats it. im going on a diet.

its getting harder and harder to breathe...

2006-10-07T01:55:00.000+08:00

thanx to our friendly neighbours.. the haze is back.. and for one reason or another.. im feeling the effects far more den the previous years.. i cant breathe properly.. eyes itch.. and as a result tearing.. although the PSI states its the healthy range.. it feels SUPER unhealthy and your lungs start to have that burning sensation..

i really dun understand these lame people(sorry if i'm offending any indonesians whos reading dis.. which i doubt so) they burn burn burn.. and we suffer, its like an annual affair.. are the indonesian authorities that busy? busy counting money they just pocketed?

"Haze is an atmospheric phenomenon where dust, smoke and other pollutant particles obscure the normal clarity of the sky. It occurs when dust and smoke particles accumulate in relatively dry air. When weather conditions block the dispersal of smoke and other pollutants they concentrate and form a usually low-hanging shroud that impairs visibilty and may become a respiratory health threat. Dense haze caused by industrial pollution is also known as smog."

the haze over SEA is caused by inconsiderate farmers who burn scrub and forest to clear land during the dry season for agricultural purposes. dis is a very selfish act.. lets look at the consequences..

1) the haze caused innocent ppl like us to suffer..

2) the haze has been blamed for an estimated USD 9.3billion of economic loss. dis includes damages in agriculture production, destruction of forest lands, health, transportation, tourism.

there have been efforts made by the ASEAN countries to curb the farmers from practising those slash-and-burn actions.. but till today.. indonesian authorities have yet to reply.. or ratify the agreement.. maybe those people are waiting for some under the table money? really hope things will get better soon.. give me the only thing thats free in the world.. thats fresh clean air...

2006-10-02T19:53:00.000+08:00

WA! fashion show ar? haha @ villa bali

the 39.05 meal.

in the tram

the 'pro' cameraman

gimme some tiger lovin'

the new 'irwin' =P

me and dear with the zoo mascot.

1st Oct

2006-10-02T19:38:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was the special day. my dear has always wanted to go to the zoo... so i decided to bring her to the zoo! haha and i found out that safra card members was entitled to buy the tix at 9.50 per person so i jumped at the chance. Tampines Safra din have any more so after calling a the safra outlets 1 by 1, only toa payoh had left. so i went there on saturday to buy it. haha

woke up at 7.45am on that day and after washing up i went to audrey's place to pick her up. den we had prata at jalan kayu for breakfast. after that we headed straight for the zooo. not too bad quite early as we were able to park in the D lots. haven been to the zoo for almost 10 years already coz din like the zoo, reason being.. my grandpa died in the zoo coz of some bugger tram driver. hai..

nonetheless i enjoyed my dear's company and therefore enjoyed my trip. the zoo has changed quite a bit since i last went there. we completed watching the shows by 12.30, i enjoyed the elephant show. we finished touring the zoo at 2 plus 3. den we sat at the white tiger exhibits watching the white tigers and there was a comical sight coz the male tiger was humping the female one. haha den we realised we had been in the zoo for 8 hours! goodness.. after dat we left and ate ice cream at ben and jerry's.

after that my dear changed into her dress and we headed for Villa Bali. when we reached there we were told theres no more main course!! oh damn it, we were both famished by then.. so we ordered top shell salad, mango salad and tandoori chicken. not too bad.. chilled there for an hour or so. called for the bill.. *gasps* $39.05, i actually expected to pay a sum, but not on some appetizers. anyway.. we den went to Five Star chicken rice for a proper meal.. food wasnt really great but enjoyed it anyway. by the time we finished was abt 9pm already.. was super tired.. and slept with my tv, comp and lights on! haha i'll post pictures in the next post. till den... sayonara!

yoooohooooo

2006-10-01T00:11:00.000+08:00

my my. i haven blogged for soooooo long! haha. aint gonna blog a lot now.. coz im watching the arsenal match! haha right now i cant stop humming...
we are going to the zoo zoo zoo... how abt u u u.. u can come too too too.. we are going to the zoo zoo zoo!! haha! going to zoo tomolo!! more pics to come.!

deardear learns to cook!

2006-09-17T02:35:00.000+08:00

Started off my day with soccer in the morning.. lotsa ppl there.. had a bad game.. cant get my shots on target.. and i scratched my knee cap.. its swollen now.. i guess the magic 3 digits are giving me a hard time.. i was panting like mad during the 1st game already! tsk tsk tsk.. audrey was supposed to go gym wif my sis.. but she had to teach her bro chem so steph had to watch me play soccer all the way till 12 plus 1. haha amazingly the one who played wasnt sunburnt. but the one watching was! after dat went to pick audrey up at her place to head over to my place.

had lunch at my place.. den i had to face my wound.. i danced in the bathroom while washing the wound(u noe wad i mean?) and after that my beloved sister suggested putting methylated spirit on the wound to 'clean' the wound. and i was stupid enuff.. all becoz they say i scared pain.. but damn.. it was FCUKING PAIN! i scream like mad! the thing eats into the wound. its madness!!! my mum came in after the commotion and said 'U SIAO AR?? HOW CAN PUT THAT!??' yea.. i slept after that.. phew...

the best thing came after that! my mother woke me and audrey up to get her to start cooking!! hahaha. audrey always wanted to learn how to cook. todays the day! NO MORE PROCRASTINATING!! muahahaha. my mum say she should learn from basics. so she learnt how to cook fried rice. and i must say judging from her performance.. 9.5 outta 10! and 10 outta 10 for the learning spirit! good job dear!( pictures should be up in the next post. so do check back!)

after that its movies.. john tucker must die.. its a ultra horribly lame chick flick.. argh.. lucky it cost me 8 bucks coz of the safra card holder thingy. weekend movies at 8 bucks.. so non safra card holders do msn me i can help u guys get that price. supper at simpang and here i am now.. inthe middle of the night.. blogging... todays post seem kinda long.. but i wanna add one more thing...

just realised dat my best fren got attached(the msn nick tells it all) but the prob is i dunno who she is.. drifting further apart. hmmm.. maybe thats how life is when we start to grow up.. certain things do take up a more important role and priorities do change.. hmmm i wonder.. alright i shall pen off here. p.s i shall go bathe now at 2.50am ciao folks! remember to tag!! =P

in skool now..

2006-09-14T15:22:00.000+08:00

hi guys! im in my skool library now.. so bored.. lessons ended at like 12.. but i hafta stay in skool coz i have lifesaving lessons later on at 6pm.. argh.. so bored.. lucky got computer to surf the net and also blog.. woke up 5 mins late dis morning and den found out dat arsenal won 2-1! wooohooo. finally won.. god damn it.. better win dis weekend too..

i just weighed myself yesterday and found out dat i went back to the same state as i was b4 i went on diet. i hit the magical 3 digit number already. but i cant stop eating. although i noe dat im putting on weight real fast! its like a vicious cycle.. u noe u are fat.. u cant fit into clothes den u become pek chek... and den when u become pek chek.. u go into the kitchen looking for food! when u noe by eating more u will become more pek chek and the cycle goes on and on! haiz.. so sad.. i must conquer dis vicious cycle and get myself back in shape b4 CNY.. its so tiring.. goin on diet.. cant eat dis cant eat that.. feels as though life is meaningless! alright i admit im getting lazier.. and somemore when i study, my mouth cant stop muching on stuff. and i always tell myself. need to eat den got strength to study. WAKE UP KELVIN TNG!! stop deluding yourself.

okok i better stop dis self reflection session b4 my schizophrenic self surfaces out. till den i log off here. thank you for your time. ciao

back to skool.

2006-09-11T21:42:00.000+08:00

after a week's break. its back to skool! woooooohoooooo!! crazy person.. go back skool so happy.. i've been very guilty. dis break i din study at all. ok la i did study a bit.. teeeny weeny bit onli. went to TM today and bought a bag!
High Sierra Overload bought it at sports connection. the lady there was very nice. and i had to buy something coz of her good service. coz i almost tested like 5-8 bags before deciding on dis one. and of course i bought it coz its my fav colour red!

regarding the previous post. im sorry for making some of the guys worried. the thing is past and i dun wanna mention it already. but i aint gonna delete that post away. after that post. i went to sleep. and i felt so much better.

oh yea. let me blog something dat i did on saturday. i went out for dinner wif audrey and mr yong. had a greeeeeaaat dinner. but the programme after that is the best. we went to little bali. we had drinks and thai mango salad. coz im driving. im onli limited to mocktails.. but the thing abt this place is the ambience.. u are like away from the hustle and bustle of the city. relaxing in the straw hut like thingy. chilling. dis is so much better den clubbing! love it very much! and best is parking is free! haha. its near the old SAJC(current river valley high) the road name is malan road. 5 stars for that place! thanx mr yong!

2006-09-10T15:55:00.000+08:00

i dunno wad to put on my title. and i blogged today because i have no other avenues of releasing my anger now. so i decided to vent everything on dis entry. i tot something important happened. but in the end its a piece of rubbish news thats not even related to me. i dunno. i feel flustered. nothing can describe dis fucked up feeling. its worst den missing 10 thousand shots on goal. i dunno wad to do. if we werent in singapore perhaps one person would have been dead. i better go keep my hands to myself. or else there will be ONE tragic super4 on the road. i'll try. i'll try very hard. dun dare me to do it. one day i might just kill u. NABEI CHEEBYE

1st post as a civilian

2006-08-30T16:12:00.000+08:00

for those religiously waiting for me to post. i sincerely apologize for NOT posting for so long... (im enjoying my civilian life ok) i can tell u its fcuking SHIOK man. no more fearing calls starting with 6318. no more going out shopping and fearing ppl might call me and check where i am. its pure bliss man... its total freedom... argh!!! song ar!!!

anyway(anyways, in audrey's context) i have been pretty engrossed in my studies (amazingly). yes yes.. for all those doubters. DAMN YOU. im studying ok. in fact im now in NUS studying in the science library. just finished my assignment so i thought i could take a breather by blogging right now.

im currently taking 4 modules. maths, principles of banking and finance, econs and intro to business and management. i would say maths is the easiest subject right now. the one i fear most would be the business and management mod. i keep procrastinating.. i know i have to start one day... damn... and becoz of dis i have been sleeping quite uneasily nowanights. with the thought that i haven study at the back of my head.

my deardear is very sweet. she is the sweetest thing in the world though she does nothing. she is so sweet she gives me diabetes. (the last paragraph was courtesy of audrey heng. she forced me to write one!!!)

ok guys i log off here. from NUS!!! ciaoz!!!!~~~

i just wanna say.....

2006-08-22T07:17:00.000+08:00

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R
D LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the light at the end of tunnel..

2006-08-20T13:59:00.000+08:00

its there.. its unmistakable. its the light.. the ORD light.. i can see it. its nearing.. im speeding towards it! i will be 3SG(NS)Tng on tuesday. it marks a new phase in my life! after spending 2 years 4 months of service in with the force, i going to leave it. made lotsa nice frens there.. hopefully we will be in contact after i leave.

played soccer at 9am at punggol sec. let in the only goal just minutes after kickoff. was quite a soft goal. maybe due to the flu, my concentration was quite bad. was caught day dreaming quite a number of times. but i had a good 2nd half. din let in any goals. but sadly my our team din get any goal back. oh yea. theres a penalty awarded to opponent. and they missed it. striking the post. haha

ok.. i sign off here.. go and study le... see ya soon.

i give up

2006-08-18T23:59:00.000+08:00

i give up as being the person trying so hard to ask ppl to go play soccer.. im not hard up for soccer.. just wanna get guys together. i dun blame them. they got their own commitments. so maybe i should just stick to play my weekly match days and not waste my sms sms-ing when it would be a unfruitful ending.

why do i even try so hard? do ppl even noe how hard it is? nah... i doubt so.. anyway its just sending out smses. i should move on.. make new frens.. and forget old ones. move on tng.